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I just realized that you shouldn't unlock all the avatars to secure a ticket to Team Collector Euro2021's winner tournament and Italy is just 2 HexaPro's away(in optimal case)Ā  and thanks to yesterdays half time free spins I have 0,25 on my account. I have jumped straight to betting with the following outcome:

Baseball: San Diego Padres-Washington NationalsĀ  under 12 runs, odds:1.98 in:0.25 out:0.50

E-Football: Portugal (Dimqaa) to win, odds:1.93 in:0.50 out:0.97

E-Football: England (Quavo)-Germany (Zazabak) under 2.5 goals, odds:1.85 in:0.97 out:1.79

E-Football: France (Kit) to win, odds:1.54 in:1.79 out:2.76

After the speedrun I sat into a cash game table and rounded the money to 3,08

n2.pngĀ So I have had enough to clear Italy and I made it just 2 attempts. I have never cheered the 1,5 multiplier so loudly before.šŸ˜€ The games were common, I have lost pf allin with A6o vs. JQo in the first hand fighting for the 2/3 of the chips and the sheriff position and lost a preflop flip 66 vs 8Qo battling for the tourney in the HU on the second. So really nothing special happened. Fortunately I had one bullet to clear Wales too and I gave me a chance for this, because Denmark was in group B and maybe they will reach the final so I could secure my freeroll participation clearing the mod's favourite aswell. The HU sng ended with a common result too, my opponent was much more skilled than I and deserved the win.

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Now I have 0.08 on my account and gained 50 BP's aswell. Life is great.šŸ˜™

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Some hints for poker table:

According to studies, average duck is 9,16cm when it is playing loose&relaxed and 13,12cm when it is stiff and determined to win. But you must also think if you are against bluff, shower or grower.

https://www.is.fi/hyvaolo/art-2000008089577.html

Ofc you must also consider possibility of nuts hanging out there somewhere and you don't want to face them, do you?

All of that and lots more can be found in my upcoming poker book:

Wet pussy. Is it just offensive alias or invitation to awesomeness?

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25 minutes ago, Livertool said:

Some hints for poker table:

According to studies, average duck is 9,16cm when it is playing loose&relaxed and 13,12cm when it is stiff and determined to win. But you must also think if you are against bluff, shower or grower.

https://www.is.fi/hyvaolo/art-2000008089577.html

Ofc you must also consider possibility of nuts hanging out there somewhere and you don't want to face them, do you?

All of that and lots more can be found in my upcoming poker book:

Wet pussy. Is it just offensive alias or invitation to awesomeness?

Can't give any reaction right now, but your book is pre-ordered twice. Once for 9,16cm and once for 13,12. Please let me know when part two: Kiss my asses is it just a poker strategy or naming the speaker's the favourite hard rock band?

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1 hour ago, cris1285 said:

Yuckie duckie. Natural beautyĀ šŸ¤Ŗ

Kind of duck lips thou which are sexy in this threadĀ šŸ˜†

I saw her once when i entered cruise, all others were walking nicely to ship but she was apparently too lazy and took conveyor belt with her dog instead. Maybe she thought she looked like diva but others thought what a 5 cent whore. But she is believer so maybe @WuDu can shead some light on that.

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Previously on Sunday (part1)

The Cardschat freeroll on Sunday evening represented the stability and acceptable chance winning some cash in the labyrinth of from free tickets to more tickets fractal freerolls. Since they have changed the payout structure to tickets the attention is getting lower but the chance winning some ticket is higher. I know The Best Player Of The World has already won that tourney but I have managed myself to the third position which is almost equivalent to win, because the top 3 gained the same ā‚¬10 Supermoon ticket reward. It wasn't difficult at all, because I got the right cards in the right time and won the preflop allin flips like QQ vs. AK. The next step seemed be though, because a flip qualifier was around the corner but that tourney would gave me less points and my priority is reaching the L2 level with freeroll access. Long story short, I fliped and lost.

On the other table I won ā‚¬1 UO ticket and was also in good mood when made a next step to the ā‚¬4 ticket level. The dilemma was the same. Should I jump directly to the next level or should I use the exchanger tomorrow, grinding the 4*1 tickets again and raking 16 cents more? Well, I jumped into the next level and after waddling around my starting chips jumped out next to the bubble after one hour rolling.

Yesterday

There is a phrase You can't get anything for free. Well, this is correct, but sometimes there is an auction of free tickets to gambling rollercoaster. Securing the entrance to Team Collector Euro2021 and the ideal outcome would be Italy vs. Denmark in the final, because I was only 3*ā‚¬1 MTT from the desired match. Clearing group A gave me 50 BP's and I used 40 from it in the bonus shop. I bought 2*0.20 MTT tickets and surprisingly finished ITM once so a bounty tournament opened before me.

The beginning was great, collected one bounty, but later I must settle for a half of the next bounty and some hands later I lost in AA vs. AQ and JJ vs. 910 situations. Later the miracle river saved me in AJ vs A6 preflop allin hand when it was a 6 on flop but river was J. I couldn't find a rising level anymore and around starting chips I went allin in a multiple pot and lost. For the record I have 27 and hoped others will cover each other.šŸ˜€

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I visited the sportsbook with the plan turning my ā‚¬0.59 to ā‚¬2 covering the costs of the remaining ā‚¬1 Mtt's. Fucsovics was in a good mood in the second set, so I trusted him.

Tennis Djokovic-Fucsovics, set2 game5, odds:1.66 in:0.59 out:0.98

Tennis Djokovic-Fucsovics, set2 game7, odds:1.63 in:0.98 out:1.60

Tennis Djokovic-Fucsovics, set2 game9, odds:1.57 in:1.60 out:0

Sad but true, inches missed to success, my next try was the half time spins.

To be continued...

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2 pictures were missing from my previous posts, nothing interesting, but you can find them under the spoiler tab.

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Miracle spins, miracle night(part2)

I was working hard during the first half of the semi final and needed my clocks assistance do not missing the half time free spins. After accepting the bonus I was wondering the spins were credited to Startburst insted of Book of Dead, but it was a free stuff, nothing to complain. Earned ā‚¬0.26 which could be a meh result compairing to others results but from 10 free spins its a pretty neet result I think. Back to sportsbook, let's see the games.

Tennis, Hopper, James-Olivieri Genaro Alberto, set2 game2 winner: 2, odds:1.79 in:0.25 out:0.45

E-Sports CS-GO, Team Spirit-Sprout, to win map2 2, odds:1.50 in:0.45 out:0.68

Football: England-Denmark, X2 regular time, odds:1.62 in:0.68 out:1.10

Football: England-Denmark, under 1,5 goalkicks between 90:00 and 99.59, odds:1.75 in:1.10 out:1.93

E-Sports CS-GO, Team Spirit-Sprout, to win the game 1, odds:1.35 in:1.93 out:2.61

The feast was ready, but Kane popped the party, fast planning needed. I have noticed I still have a chance reaching England in the Team Collector EURO 2021, but the chance was lower than getting one of my 4 outs on the river. The must have requirement was win a HexaPro 2 days in a row. Playing HexaPro is okay for me, but winning is another planet. Started the first, no chance. Started the second, still no chance.

Balance dropped to ā‚¬0.62 (I have secured 1 cent from the previous run to be able watching the live streams), went back to betting.

Table Tennis: Sayanov, Denis-Volkov, Aleksandr Dmitrievich, to win set2 2, odds:1.46 in:0.62 out:0.91

Table Tennis: Sayanov, Denis-Volkov, Aleksandr Dmitrievich, to reach 3 points in set3 2, odds:1.82 in:0.91 out:1.66

Hooray, back to HexaPros. Started the third, fliped in the HU, but lost. Back to business.

Tennis, Bickersteth, Jacob-Nesterov, Alexey, set2 game8 2, odds:1.28 in:0.66 out:0.84

Tennis, Bickersteth,Ā  Jacob-Nesterov, Alexey, set2 game10 2, odds:1.29 in:0.84 out:1.08

HexaPro was waiting for me. Started the fourth, but played badly. It's time to cheer for Italy.

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Conclusion: started with 0.08, ended with 0.08, I have the same chances and finished another free round on roller coaster. It was worth to try.

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1 hour ago, Purps said:

@Livertool

WasĀ the shirt you won from twitters the new model home jersey ( the good loooking white one ) ?

Aaaaaaand, have you already "scored" with it, as planned?Ā šŸ˜‰

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That is no for both šŸ˜ž

I was under impression that it would be game jersey and hoped for that white one so it was quite bummer when i opened package and saw this:

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The waddle continous

It's summer time, the best option consuming as many fruits as possible. Where can a duck find a bag full of fruits? Correct, when it plays the Multifruits slot. I have risked all my 8cents, but as it was mentioned above, summer is fruit time, so I have recieved a little bit from this and a little bit from that.

Money's gone, but I still have had many chances, like exchanging my ā‚¬4 ticket to 4*ā‚¬1 tickets or climbing through the qualifier route. Or just flipping the route through the Supermoon final. Well, not this time the correct phrase in that cases.

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What else could I do? Winning a cash game ticket and raking the remaining part to level2 seemed to be good aswell. But the freeroll was Omaha Holdem, so no bluff, just cards. I was merciless, knocked out full house with four of a kind, I was stronger, bigger etc and blabla. When we were in the last 14 I have to take a little break and came back to final table. At this point I wanted to chance my alias to DuckwhoRocks, because I was 1 place away from MTT and 2 from cash game ticket. But, there is always a but. I had the less chips what means they will bleed me out if I will not get any winning cards. Bluff was not an option, because 2 big stacks called every hands. Went allin with less than 1 BB right before I was forced going allin and lost. Another worm on the hook.

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At this point I was ready taking the challenge more serious and summon the secret weapon. Team Collector 2021 freeoll, almost 3k participants, ā‚¬4 cash for ITM, here I am. I started the journey with upswing, when my AQ gave me a nuts and opponent went allin with lower straight. I was ready to play 5 or 6 hours a row so started to watch the Dying Light videogame stream on twitch but before it I should take unexpected break. The stream moved from the background to my table when my AA was cracked against 107 on the river. Some hands later I tried to my A game again, when minraised with KK and my second the third barrel wasn't a donkbet too. Unfortunately AQ escorted me to the river, where he got the straight. I was dropped from 8K to 2.2 K after those hands. What can I do, when smallball, pot controll and patience doesn't work? Oh yeah, I turned back to my average style and went allin preflop with 64s. Q6 made an instacall but the 4 on the turn saved my feders. Some hands later I called a river minraise after cc on flop and turn with second pair, but the agressor had Ace as top pair in his hands. That was a must win hand. After the break the blinds getting bigger and bigger and I had 2.2K only. I wanted to go allin with K9o, but the tactical player within me said I will have a better option. The better option arrived when I had A4s went allin,but 77 called me and the reinforcements arrived on the flop when I saw another 7 on it. I was disappointed like a duck who expected a brand new national team home jersey of the favourite scorer but received a single white T-shirt with the star's photo.

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That's all ducks, I have reached the 200 points limit, another 300 to go. The next step is accumulating 10*ā‚¬1 tickets and gaining another 100 points. Timeframe is 1 month or the introduction of level2 freerolls.

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Oh good old Microgaming times.

https://www.unibet.com/2.158359/promotions/100-player-freeroll

Dont want to troll or clickbait someone, but this post could be written like:

Attention!šŸ¤© I have found theĀ  new L2 freeroll schedule.šŸ˜½

It has been leaked.šŸ˜± Link in desription. šŸ‘‡

Uppsi, it's not a youtube video and I'm not a content creator.šŸ˜„

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