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Bad joke stories part.. too many:

A duck and a crab are trying to buy a sailboat for a nickel but they can't put the boat on the river. Many of you call this story stupid. I call it a busted open ended straight draw.

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duck calls everywhere

if you wanna buy a new lipstick,

never gonna mess with the chip king,

if you're tried chasing the big hit,

just be a duck and that fix it.

 

 

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ffs what I have I unleashed.

I would like to apologize for creating a thread where @psrquack feels its ok to tell his jokes. 

I have many a time tried understanding one of these jokes but sadly failed, in a greater effort to understand I contacted google translate and
asked if they could add psquackarian to there list of supported languages.

For my efforts I have been banned from all google services :(

 

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You can't stop the flooding of bad jokes: Why are chicken's so fat? Because they have won an  invitation to dinner every day.😛 (winner winner, chicken dinner)

Btw I would like to share one of my best bad joke with you guys again.

What's this?

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APTOPIX-Miss-USA

Hint: The fool and the Miss aka the misspelled interpretetion of the foul and the miss rule from snooker.

 

@Shoryureppa: 🤣

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@psrquack wrote:

@jonny2192 wrote:

@psrquack wrote:


@jonny2192: write here. I'm curious too.:-)

Curious about what?

Your just trying to confuse me again 🤣


About your pengiun taming skills.:-)


You cant tame penguins psrq, best you can do is get them to make you a coffee and drive you home abit, but you still need to be carefull as they can still go mad and attack especially when running bad at poker 🤣

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@jonny2192 wrote:



You cant tame penguins psrq, best you can do is get them to make you a coffee and drive you home abit, but you still need to be carefull as they can still go mad and attack especially when running bad at poker 🤣


I hope he will never discover th 8game mix because it will make him angry af and you have to make him a coffee like that:

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@psrquack wrote:

@Casthaneda wrote:

For once my alias is appropriate for something.

 

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rofl, that's so cool. It remembers me a freeroll when at least 3 players used the various types of fvckduck avatar.🤣


That was the Davitsche freeroll after the duck gate incedent, where a duck made david poop himself.

I messaged all the regs and got them to use duck aliases/ lol

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