jonny2192 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 @psrquackĀ @LivertoolĀ I felt we needed a place to talk crapĀ š¤£ 6 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 6 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livertool Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Those ducks always bullying others, if not in poker table then in lemonade stand :D Waddle waddle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Bad joke stories part.. too many:A duck and a crab are trying to buy a sailboat for a nickel but they can't put the boat on the river. Many of you call this story stupid. I call it a busted open ended straight draw.AfpRLncwFb-2Unibet-Poker-wersja-2-1579801_tsduck calls everywhereif you wanna buy a new lipstick,never gonna mess with the chip king,if you're tried chasing the big hit,just be a duck and that fix it.Ā Ā 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 ffs what I have I unleashed.I would like to apologize for creating a thread whereĀ @psrquackĀ feels its ok to tell his jokes.Ā I have many a time tried understanding one of these jokes but sadly failed, in a greater effort to understand I contacted google translate andasked if they could add psquackarian to there list of supported languages.For my efforts I have been banned from all google services :(Ā 4 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoryureppa Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 And a duckās least favorite sport is....Ā Ā Cricket 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 You can't stop the flooding of bad jokes: Why are chicken's so fat? Because they have won anĀ invitation to dinner every day.š (winner winner, chicken dinner)Btw I would like to share one of my best bad joke with you guys again.What's this?tarot-foolAPTOPIX-Miss-USAHint: The fool and the Miss aka the misspelled interpretetion of the foul and the miss rule from snooker.Ā @Shoryureppa: š¤£ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 feeling other wild life is being left out.@penguin50Ā any penguin jokes to add? 1 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Ladies and gentlemen, Jonny is on his way from England to Malta. Please help him keeping the direction to Bonuspater's BBQ party.š¤£img_9340 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin50 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 @penguin50Ā I will teach you how to edit photos lol 1 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 pubg-4k-06I hate the gutshots. I'm off to the pub G.Ā 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 @jonny2192: write here. I'm curious too.:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 @psrquackĀ wrote:@jonny2192: write here. I'm curious too.:-)Curious about what?Your just trying to confuse me againĀ š¤£ You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 @jonny2192Ā wrote: @psrquackĀ wrote: @jonny2192: write here. I'm curious too.:-)Curious about what?Your just trying to confuse me againĀ :Rofl:About your pengiun taming skills.:-) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoryureppa Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 A guy walks into a bar.....ouch!Ā š 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 @psrquackĀ wrote:@jonny2192Ā wrote:@psrquackĀ wrote:@jonny2192: write here. I'm curious too.:-)Curious about what?Your just trying to confuse me againĀ š¤£About your pengiun taming skills.:-)You cant tame penguinsĀ psrq, best you can do is get them to make you a coffee and drive you home abit, but you still need to be carefull as they can still go mad and attack especially when running bad at pokerĀ š¤£ 1 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreedoM Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 giphyĀ Ā 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casthaneda Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 For once my alias is appropriate for something.Ā 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 @jonny2192Ā wrote: You cant tame penguinsĀ psrq, best you can do is get them to make you a coffee and drive you home abit, but you still need to be carefull as they can still go mad and attack especially when running bad at pokerĀ š¤£I hope he will never discover th 8game mix because it will make him angry af and you have to make him a coffee like that:il_fullxfull.280780246 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 @CasthanedaĀ wrote: For once my alias is appropriate for something.Ā rofl, that's so cool. It remembers me a freeroll when at least 3 players used the various types of fvckduck avatar.š¤£ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 @CasthanedaĀ wrote:For once my alias is appropriate for something.Ā My alias :) 2 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 @psrquackĀ wrote:@CasthanedaĀ wrote:For once my alias is appropriate for something.Ā rofl, that's so cool. It remembers me a freeroll when at least 3 players used the various types of fvckduck avatar.š¤£That was the Davitsche freeroll after the duck gate incedent, where a duck made david poop himself.I messaged all the regs and got them to use duck aliases/ lol 1 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoryureppa Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Post up potential duck usernames in that thread I opened that would be cool.Ā And now a most dirty joke......:scared:A white horse fell in mud.Ā 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 @ShoryureppaĀ wrote: Post up potential duck usernames in that thread I opened that would be cool.Ā And now a most dirty joke......:scared:A white horse fell in mud.Ā And that's how Ferrari was made. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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