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I wish Unibet did a "Just for the hell of it, cos I want to meet the weirdos of the community UO package"

This would include a cheap hotel, access to welcome drinks, players party nad a special live sat where we can buy in for a UO50.
You could either sat in with UO tixs or buy one.

 

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I wish Unibet did a "Just for the hell of it, cos I want to meet the weirdos of the community UO package"

This would include a cheap hotel, access to welcome drinks, players party nad a special live sat where we can buy in for a UO50.

You could either sat in with UO tixs or buy one.

 


Or you'll win another  2 UO packages and sell in duckblackmarket and will sponsor Livertool to Malta.😃

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@jonny2192 wrote:

I wish Unibet did a "Just for the hell of it, cos I want to meet the weirdos of the community UO package"

This would include a cheap hotel, access to welcome drinks, players party nad a special live sat where we can buy in for a UO50.

You could either sat in with UO tixs or buy one.

 


Or you'll win another  2 UO packages and sell in duckblackmarket and will sponsor Livertool to Malta.😃


You not read the news, its now the mouseblack market :P

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The flights are cheaper because you have to board while its moving, they frightened to stop in case someone has the wheels away:Rofl:

LOL I searched for plane with no wheels for the joke but read the link https://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=250

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Liverpool is so great that if you happen to need plane wheels, you can just borrow them without permission :D

Ok, maybe that took away some credibility out of my hype but if you think most beautiful women in the world and she farts, it smells like :Heart::Hearts::Heart: and not roses so i guess there is tiny blemish in everything :Laugh:

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@psrquack wrote:


@jonny2192 wrote:

I wish Unibet did a "Just for the hell of it, cos I want to meet the weirdos of the community UO package"

This would include a cheap hotel, access to welcome drinks, players party nad a special live sat where we can buy in for a UO50.

You could either sat in with UO tixs or buy one.

 


Or you'll win another  2 UO packages and sell in duckblackmarket and will sponsor Livertool to Malta.😃


You not read the news, its now the mouseblack market :P


Black Moose? Is that a night animal?🤣

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@RayL  @Livertool  has gave me an idea,

I will donate a UO10 tix if you do a "most devious way to get to UO Malta on the cheap" for one of the June promos.

(ps livertool this my devious way to get other people to give us ideas 🤫 (couldnt find a maniacal laugh emote))
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@RayL  @Livertool  has gave me an idea,

I will donate a UO10 tix if you do a "most devious way to get to UO Malta on the cheap" for one of the June promos.

(ps livertool this my devious way to get other people to give us ideas 🤫 (couldnt find a maniacal laugh emote))

I go to my local airport and will tell to the check in persons that Jonny already paid my flight and let me the tickets somewhere here. So I would be very greateful if they could find it and let me in to the plane.🤣

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My master plan:-

catapult myself to Malta.

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Build myself a cardboard castle hotel on the beach, windows facing the sea. Duckmates welcome to stay.

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Buy a loud shirt and a head shaver.

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Shave head
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Practice this laugh

Tell everyone I am Ian simpson to get my seat.


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Just get the other danish guy undies, schalke shirt and liquor so much that you can't handle it and your speak sounds like danish. Put on those clothes, drink booze and go to airport near you to make some noise. There has got to be many air hostess that knows what is going on: another bad season for schalke, stubbe taking it badly and out of pity they put you on next flight to malta. 1st class with all the "benefits" 😛

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Never played CS:GO,

only watched CS:GO when Davitsche played it on his twitch channel,

placed one bet on esport when it was a promotion months ago but that was League of Legends not CS:GO,

today I got a mail which starts "We have good news for all CS:GO fans".

Personalised marketing on the highest level.

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I think it was last sunday that i got some promo mail from some casino: Happy fathersday. Ain't one and fatherday is approx six months from that day.

Needless to say i didn't read any further. If the mail would have been something like happy ducks day, come get some bonus bread and i would have been all over it :laugh:

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I hope the next casino challenge will look like:

play 100 rounds on Starburst and we will give you a double round of free spins on Starburst.

play 200 rounds on Starburst and you will get tier1 reward+ won't see any ticket please posts for a month

play 500 rounds on Starburst and you will get tier2 reward+free beer on all UO+UK tour events

play 1000 rounds on Starburst and you will ger tier3 reward+VIP ticket exchance system for all of your tickets

play 5000 rounds on Starburst... oh no, we don't want to torture customers so much, but if you like the game do it and you will get Schalke's season pass for the next 5 years (UCL home games included).😃

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