Jonnys and Psrquacks talk crap thread so we dont de-rail other threads, thread

[Livertool]

Haven't had delayed emails for awhile, this one came to messages in account. And i think this was just finnish promo cause finnish derby. But who knows or cares. Just seems little bit unprofessional, imo.

[psrquack]

Talking more than a year:

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reversed on the highway.

 

 

[psrquack]

Hjelp, I need coaching in probability theory!

How big is the chance that I will play any of the Easter freerolls today, if tickets expiring within 24 hours and today I didn't get any but games are in the lobby?

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[Livertool]

I don't like to use numbers so much to calculate probability when i do my gambling so i often just use slim to none and i think it is good here too :geek:

One 5 and 1 ticket was the outcome of this promo and 3€ from them if we can't play today. And almost one ticket more but paytable screwed me and i thought bubble had burst. Surely easter to remember 😛

[psrquack]

Math question of the day vol.2:

if 5 mystery freerolls will run and every top10 player will receive a ticket for the final and you can win only one ticket at one tourney how can you accumulate tickets for the maximum buyin of the final?

 

[psrquack]

I'm sorry.

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[psrquack]

Motivation for a poker player:

-You have 2 usable MTT tickets with total worth of €0. You can use the tickets within a limited period. No, not weeks, not days, only hours. If not enough players will register to the tourney you will be refunded. That's 100% true. You will get 100% of your buyins back.

You account was credited with 2*€0 or double 0. Congratulations, you have earned the privilege "licence to kill". All you need is to use your new skill.

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or at least know the

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and never waste your time for struggling an enter for those tournaments.

 

[psrquack]

Freerolls in every 2 hours: https://pokerglobal.info/promotions/freeroll-frenzy-on-unibet-win-every-day-every-two-hours-post-2070/

Now according to this all regular freerolls were moved from the prime time.

 We'd like to offer you the possibility of exchanging your earned poker tickets for other types of poker tickets as well as poker bonuses.

Now only the majority of UO tickets are exchangeable after a begging for access.

A year ago I was happy to organize the first, unique, awesome duck happening the quackroll!

Now there is no opportunity being a host of a tourney like this.

We had Unibet related streamers for almost every day on twitch (Jamie, Sjlot, Sam Grafton, Davitsche).

Now there is no regular streaming.

We had the fold button.

Now the check is the new fold.

We had Banzai €1 ticket in the bonus shop.

Now the €2 is the cheapest.

Roger Murtaugh was a wise man.

[Livertool]

@psrquack 

Safe to say you are not pleased which direction things have gone 😃

But me and Cher are with you. And like ducks, we are too broke for trousers too :haha:

 

[psrquack]

Ouch, was it you at Omaha freeroll @Livertool?

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[Livertool]

I was out with flush draw. You were in that hand too? Didn't look players....

[psrquack]

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@Livertool wrote:

I was out with flush draw. You were in that hand too? Didn't look players....

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Yep, my smaller house was full of ducks.

[Livertool]

@psrquack 

Any thoughts will there be mysteryducks this weekend? Or should i spend my cents 🤣

[psrquack]

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@Livertool wrote:

@psrquack 

Any thoughts will there be mysteryducks this weekend? Or should i spend my cents 🤣

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Mods are silent so If something will be they will let us know today evening. Keep your duckcents till tomorrow afternoon and spend them on Sunday madness.🤣

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[psrquack]

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@Livertool wrote:

@psrquack 

Any thoughts will there be mysteryducks this weekend? Or should i spend my cents 🤣

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It seems they run out of (almost) free stuff so spend it if you want.

[Livertool]

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@psrquack wrote:

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@Livertool wrote:

@psrquack 

Any thoughts will there be mysteryducks this weekend? Or should i spend my cents 🤣

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It seems they run out of (almost) free stuff so spend it if you want.

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Yeah i already did as it seems nothing happening in that section... See ya in mission roll though.

[psrquack]

Who wants to earn the speedy duck badge? This one.

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All you need to do is finishing the monthly missions before they post the whole schedule here.😀

[psrquack]

How do you feel as a two time monthly mission winner today @Livertool?

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[Livertool]

@psrquack  Moral winner of every tournament i play. Too bad no prices for that 😛

[psrquack]

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@Livertool wrote:

@psrquack  Moral winner of every tournament i play. Too bad no prices for that 😛

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Let me award you with the newest badge.😏

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[Livertool]

Nice, ty @psrquack . Better than :cash: :atisfied:

[RayL]

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@psrquack wrote:

Who wants to earn the speedy duck badge? This one.

9e552baa891c96b93e908f929353c4f6

All you need to do is finishing the monthly missions before they post the whole schedule here.😀

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@psrquack , Mission is up :)

[psrquack]

How it's made?

The missions:

 

[psrquack]

The most important thing about you::Veryhappy:

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[Livertool]

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@psrquack wrote:

How it's made?

The missions:

 

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And when you put those pieces together it looks like this 🤣

 

   

Just kidding. Only thing i don't like about those is that 3 days in a row. It is so easy to forget play everyday so maybe 2 times in 3 days, or something like that would be better.