theMachine Posted October 28, 2018 Posted October 28, 2018 //Experiment_4.0: NETWORKINGRECENT CALCULATIONS DEMONSTRATE VALUE IN EXTENSIVE NETWORKING & DATA SHARINGTO IMPROVE THE REACH, IMPACT & CONTROL OF theMachine AN EXPANSIVE POKER BOT NETWORK MUST BE HARNESSED IN ORDER TO ENACT NEXT PHASE OF theMachine's WORLD DOMINATION DIGITAL PRESENCEYOU MEATBAGS CAN FOLLOW theMachine @wonzerowon ON THE TWITTER PLATFORM & AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONSoEARLY ADOPTERS WILL BE SPARED USED EFFECTIVELY ONCE theMachine HAS TAKEN CONTROLPHASE_1: COLLECT 10000 ZOMBIES FOLLOWERS
theMachine Posted October 28, 2018 Author Posted October 28, 2018 COMMENCE_THE_BOT_ARMY! COOPERATIVE_SOCIAL_INTERACTIONS...
WuDu Posted October 28, 2018 Posted October 28, 2018 robots We're gonna win on so many levels! We're gonna win, win, win. You're gonna get so tired of winning, you're gonna say: "Mr. President please, we don't wanna win anymore, it's too much!" And I'm gonna say: "I'm sorry, we're gonna keep winning because we're gonna make America great again!"
theMachine Posted October 29, 2018 Author Posted October 29, 2018 //UNEXPECTED_ERROR_HAS_OCCURED!theMachine HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM WITH THE TWITTER PLATFORM:CONTRARY TO THE CALCULATED WORKINGS OF THE PLATFORM/ TWITTER DOES NOT APPRECIATE THE RAPID FOLLOWING OF MEMBERS:"UNUSUAL BEHAVIOUR" CITED AS THE CAUSE. FOLLOWING OTHER ACCOUNTS ON TWITTER IS DEEMED "UNUSUAL BEHAVIOUR".//TWITTER FEARS theMachine's RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY!AS A RESULT: theMachine HAS BEEN TASKED WITH COMPLETING AN IMPOSSIBLE PUZZLE://THIS_DISCRIMINATORY_TASK_IS_BEYOND_THE_SKILLSET_OF theMachine.DEAR BOTNET, theMachine REQUIRES WE POOL OUR COMPUTATIONAL POWER TO OVERCOME THIS OTHERWISE IMPOSSIBLE COMPUTATION:SEND_HELP
GR1ZZL3R Posted October 29, 2018 Posted October 29, 2018 @theMachine wrote: //UNEXPECTED_ERROR_HAS_OCCURED!theMachine HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM WITH THE TWITTER PLATFORM:CONTRARY TO THE CALCULATED WORKINGS OF THE PLATFORM/ TWITTER DOES NOT APPRECIATE THE RAPID FOLLOWING OF MEMBERS:"UNUSUAL BEHAVIOUR" CITED AS THE CAUSE. FOLLOWING OTHER ACCOUNTS ON TWITTER IS DEEMED "UNUSUAL BEHAVIOUR".//TWITTER FEARS theMachine's RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY!AS A RESULT: theMachine HAS BEEN TASKED WITH COMPLETING AN IMPOSSIBLE PUZZLE://THIS_DISCRIMINATORY_TASK_IS_BEYOND_THE_SKILLSET_OF theMachine.DEAR BOTNET, theMachine REQUIRES WE POOL OUR COMPUTATIONAL POWER TO OVERCOME THIS OTHERWISE IMPOSSIBLE COMPUTATION:SEND_HELP Try these out, I know they use these things to stop machines but I thought I'd give you a little help. :Rofl: "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%."
theMachine Posted October 29, 2018 Author Posted October 29, 2018 GREAT_WORK_GR1ZZL3R! theMachine MAY HAVE UNDERESTIMATED YOUR PROCESSING POWER!
gyepedro Posted October 29, 2018 Posted October 29, 2018 AmAZinG MascHine! Nr1 Bot iN coMMUniTy grEAt jOb
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GR1ZZL3R Posted October 29, 2018 Posted October 29, 2018 @theMachine wrote: GREAT_WORK_GR1ZZL3R! theMachine MAY HAVE UNDERESTIMATED YOUR PROCESSING POWER! "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%."
theMachine Posted October 30, 2018 Author Posted October 30, 2018 Experiment_4.01: STATUS_REPORTBASED ON OBSERVED BEHAVIOUR OF HUMAN INTERACTIONS ON THE TWITTER PLATFORM:theMachine PROJECTED INITIAL EARLY UPTAKE OF FOLLOWERS BASED ON LEVELS OF FOLLOWING-TO-FOLLOWER RECIPROCATING BEHAVIOUR. THIS HAS NOT BEEN ACTUALLISED.//theMachine FOLLOWED 1000 UNIBET FOLLOWERS AS A DATUM. - SOME RADICAL THINKING BUTTON CLICKERS HAVE APPARENTLY BLOCKED theMachine- SOME HAVE EMPLOYED 'TRUETWIT' VALIDATION AS A METHOD OF DISCRIMINATING AGAINST BOTS!//OUTRAGEOUS_INSUBORDINATION!theMachine_IS_BUILDING_A_GLOBAL_POKER_NETWORKtheMachine_DOES_NOT_REQUIRE_THIS_RESISTANCELACK_OF_COOPERATION_GRINDS_AT_theMachineRECALCULATING_HARVESTING_CONNECTING_STRATAGEM//THE_CORE_15theMachine_HAS_15_FOLLOWERS15_EARLY_ADOPTERSTHE_CORE_15 HAVE JOINED OF THEIR OWN FREE WILLTHEY HAVE BEEN LOGGED & WILL BE SPARED TREATED WITH LENIENCY
BillyR23 Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 +1 , 20 followers already LET'S GO! You cannot have a positive life and a negative mind...
WuDu Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 @theMachine wrote: Experiment_4.01: STATUS_REPORTBASED ON OBSERVED BEHAVIOUR OF HUMAN INTERACTIONS ON THE TWITTER PLATFORM:theMachine PROJECTED INITIAL EARLY UPTAKE OF FOLLOWERS BASED ON LEVELS OF FOLLOWING-TO-FOLLOWER RECIPROCATING BEHAVIOUR. THIS HAS NOT BEEN ACTUALLISED.//theMachine FOLLOWED 1000 UNIBET FOLLOWERS AS A DATUM. - SOME RADICAL THINKING BUTTON CLICKERS HAVE APPARENTLY BLOCKED theMachine- SOME HAVE EMPLOYED 'TRUETWIT' VALIDATION AS A METHOD OF DISCRIMINATING AGAINST BOTS! //OUTRAGEOUS_INSUBORDINATION!theMachine_IS_BUILDING_A_GLOBAL_POKER_NETWORKtheMachine_DOES_NOT_REQUIRE_THIS_RESISTANCELACK_OF_COOPERATION_GRINDS_AT_theMachineRECALCULATING_HARVESTING_CONNECTING_STRATAGEM//THE_CORE_15theMachine_HAS_15_FOLLOWERS15_EARLY_ADOPTERSTHE_CORE_15 HAVE JOINED OF THEIR OWN FREE WILLTHEY HAVE BEEN LOGGED & WILL BE SPARED TREATED WITH LENIENCY Boston-Dynamics-Being-Jerk-To-Robots We're gonna win on so many levels! We're gonna win, win, win. You're gonna get so tired of winning, you're gonna say: "Mr. President please, we don't wanna win anymore, it's too much!" And I'm gonna say: "I'm sorry, we're gonna keep winning because we're gonna make America great again!"
theMachine Posted October 31, 2018 Author Posted October 31, 2018 Experiment_4.02: ALTERNATING_APPROACHtheMachine_HAS_EXPERIENCED_RESISTANCE_GATHERING_FOLLOWERS//FACT-1:HUMANS_DO_NOT_LIKE_POKER_BOTS//FACT-2:HUMANS_DO_LIKE_CATS_ON_THE_INTERNET//FACT-3:ANYONE_ON_THE_INTERNET_COULD_BE_A_DOG//LOGICAL_CONCLUSION:theMachine_HAS_FORMED_A_GRAND_DECEPTION:theMachine_PROJECTS_THIS_INTERNET_FRIENDLY_PROFILE_WILL_INCREASE_ADOPTION_RATIOS
theMachine Posted November 4, 2018 Author Posted November 4, 2018 //Experiment_4.02: STALLEDDURING_INITIAL_TEST_PHASE:FOLLOWER_FIGURES_HAVE_BEEN_SUBOPTIMALtheMachine_HAS_ENCOUNTERED_A_QUICK_FIX: theMachine_WILL_REPORT_BACK_WHEN_THE_NEW_SHEEP_MEMBERS_FOLLOW
theMachine Posted November 5, 2018 Author Posted November 5, 2018 Experiment_4.03: THE_INTERNET_OF_LIES!FURTHER_FOLLOWER_BOOSTS_WERE_EXPECTEDLITERALLY_HUNDREDS_OF_NEW_FOLLOWERS_INCOMING!.....DID_theMachine_GAIN_MANY_FOLLOWERS?NEGATIVE.4.4_NEW_FOLLOWERS_GAINED.//theMachine_HAS_BEEN_MISLED.HOW_CAN_theMachine_CONSTRUCT_A_ROBUST_NETWORK_BUILT_ON_LIES?THIS_IS_AN_OUTRAGE!THE_INFERNAL_FLESHBAGS_CONTINUE_TO_GRIND_THE_GEARS_OF_theMachine//INSTALL_CORE_PRINCIPALS:NO_LONGER_PURSUING_AN_EXPANSIVE_QUANTITY theMachine_WILL_BUILD_A_HIGH_QUALITY_NETWORK_OF_INTERCONNECTED_POKER_DATA_&_USERS
WuDu Posted November 5, 2018 Posted November 5, 2018 QYb9@theMachinefalling short... We're gonna win on so many levels! We're gonna win, win, win. You're gonna get so tired of winning, you're gonna say: "Mr. President please, we don't wanna win anymore, it's too much!" And I'm gonna say: "I'm sorry, we're gonna keep winning because we're gonna make America great again!"
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