jonny2192 Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 @psrquack wrote:Btw what about this @jonny2192?5911184_stock-photo-markup-pie-chart-cost-price-increase-profit-margin-percent-amounIts a very pretty circle but that markup will be non existent, as the duck farm will be a charitable organisation provinding homes for homeless ducks and ticket please players who can no longer manage to type ticket please to make a living. 2 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livertool Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 But pool is so much more sterile and clean than filthy and smelly pond :) (unless there have been duckparty recently at pool, you now sick those can be) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 @psrquack wrote:@Livertool: He accepts UO tickets too:-)No he doesnt, I accept:-DSO - Duck Series OpenUDK - Unibet Duck Kingdomwe also dont accept any monetary bills cos were ducks and have lots between us. 3 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I think we should also offer a scholarship for those ticket please players to Bonuspaters University. Maybe a duckasmus program too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 You also should start a boxing school to ease the rehabilitation of those poor ducks called Feitherweight.🤣 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoryureppa Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 TomDuckCruz needs rehabilitation he shoved all in with AA preflop and got ousted by 9T (making trip 9’s) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purps Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Oh the poor souls who join the forum and this is the first thread they open 😏 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 @Purps wrote:Oh the poor souls who join the forum and this is the first thread they open 😏Sorry I disagree, Its a lot better than."I have AA in the BB and someone shoves 5BB from thr button, what should i do"Then 20 comments of people saying they are idiots and why are they bothering even playing poker.At least when we talk crap, we admit its crap and we are happy to let anyone join our club and talk crap with us.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purps Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 @jonny2192 wrote: @Purps wrote: Oh the poor souls who join the forum and this is the first thread they open 😏Sorry I disagree, Its a lot better than."I have AA in the BB and someone shoves 5BB from thr button, what should i do"Then 20 comments of people saying they are idiots and why are they bothering even playing poker.At least when we talk crap, we admit its crap and we are happy to let anyone join our club and talk crap with us.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Oh yeah, totally agree. And if they read the whole thread though, they're definately keepers :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 @Purps wrote:@jonny2192 wrote:@Purps wrote:Oh the poor souls who join the forum and this is the first thread they open 😏Sorry I disagree, Its a lot better than."I have AA in the BB and someone shoves 5BB from thr button, what should i do"Then 20 comments of people saying they are idiots and why are they bothering even playing poker.At least when we talk crap, we admit its crap and we are happy to let anyone join our club and talk crap with us.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Oh yeah, totally agree. And they read the whole thread though, they're definately keepers :)LOL they read the whole thread they may need a physcho therapist 🤣 2 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Bad jokes series: Why ducks want to live in the yellow submarine? Because submarines can survive the river. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 What is the difference between the agrestian and the poker cheater? The agrestian farms ducks for living but the poker cheater farms ducks for new player bonuses. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 How do you ask for ticket at phd level? You post a lot of silliness until community reach the next milestone for freeroll. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Sorry @psrquack but didn't understand a word of the last three comments :wonder::wonder::wonder: "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 @GR1ZZL3R: hint to the first one:submarines like ducks exists most in water. The yellow submarine was the song of the Beatles in where people live in submarine. Yellow is the clour of the ducks too. Many poker players have better hands before the river but the situations could change after the fifth card so the couldn't survive the river and lost the hand. Because river is the form of water and submarines and ducks are good in river so they could survive the river when they sing that song and find the yellow submarine.2, it was a post in where a member asked for sponsorship but he didn't give any details (what type of game he wants to play, how many of that games, what is his ROI, what references he has etc.) So it seemed like a beg for money. Jonny posted a funny approach here if the other guys wants money for playing poker then he wants money for keeping ducks. The first sentence is what the sentence means, the farmer grows up ducks, and then sell them for living-that's his job. The second one means there are bonus hunters, who make fake accounts and collects the welcome, no deposit etc bonuses from gambling sites (poker, casinos). Online gamers also could use the worls farming then they trying to accumulate a huge sume from one thing (for example gold) within a game. That looks a little bit similar to the cheater who also wants to grind as many free money from those fake accounts as he can.3, When you read the promotion posts you can find so many players who only post "ticket please" for the upcoming event when they are not eligible for the participation. It could be a various form of that for example passport please etc. Bonuspater and Jonny figured out that they should open a school for that beggers and make a good money teaching them how to ask for ticket with success. I thought I figured out a better way (the phd level) because some freerolls are post based (100K etc.) and all we need to post something that don't looks like a ticket please approach but that is. Btw it was a silly idea because offtopic posts don't count to the original promotion. I was posted it for fun only. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 @psrquack Takes all the fun out of it, If you start explaining your jokes.Would make for a fun blog though where you could explain random topics, In your own unique way.Psrquack explains, The online guide to everything and nothing :) 2 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triceraatopp Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Rofl you guys are ducking hilarious I vote for making it mandatory to read this thread before joining the forum! Will sort out any sheep in birdsuit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 My dear friend @psrquack has used all his likes again, This is twice in one week.Please support the Duck ambassador and provide him with likes.I have started a new organisation to help get these likes to likeless ducks.The organisation will be called:- Ducks International Likes Distribution Organisation or D.I.L.D.O for short. 🤣 @triceraatopp wrote:Rofl you guys are ducking hilarious I vote for making it mandatory to read this thread before joining the forum! Will sort out any sheep in birdsuit Maybe it would be better used as a punishment for anyone whos first post is "ticket please" or "whats the pass" in any of the 3 zillion combinations of how people spell them. 🤣 3 You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 @jonny2192 wrote: My dear friend @psrquack has used all his likes again, This is twice in one week.Please support the Duck ambassador and provide him with likes.I have started a new organisation to help get these likes to likeless ducks.The organisation will be called:- Ducks International Likes Distribution Organisation or D.I.L.D.O for short. 🤣 @triceraatopp wrote: Rofl you guys are ducking hilarious I vote for making it mandatory to read this thread before joining the forum! Will sort out any sheep in birdsuit Maybe it would be better used as a punishment for anyone whos first post is "ticket please" or "whats the pass" in any of the 3 zillion combinations of how people spell them. 🤣Thank you my friend. You are the real battery of this initiative. To charge this support up I would like to nominate you to the presiduck of the CEO. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 I was really overcome by your gesture @jonny2192 so let me award you with the Perfectly Enchanted Nevertheless Grievously Unnecessarily Incredible Nib. I hope you will be really proud on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 A psrquack went to the pub. Do you like it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Buyer: -I would like to watch the whole british Formula 1 Grand Prix here at Wimbledon. Could you give me the a weekend pass please? -Oh, another ticket please request- thought the cashier. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Stubbe promised to his Boss a decent community with solid posts. Now if the Boss checks the latest posts Stubbe is a lucky boy that he didn't work here anymore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Introducing a friend to the community:penguin-duck 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Why should ducks banned from more then 6 hours lasting tourneys? Because they'd lay eggs during the game and use it as rebuy/addon at the final table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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