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I told my doctor I could hear a buzzing. He said "Don't worry...

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...it's just a bug going round."

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"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"

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Letting go of a loved one can be hard...

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... but sometimes it's the only way to avoid a rock climbing disaster.

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"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"

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On 9/13/2022 at 6:31 PM, GR1ZZL3R said:

Money talks...

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... but all mine ever says is 

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On 9/16/2022 at 3:54 PM, GR1ZZL3R said:

Letting go of a loved one can be hard...

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... but sometimes it's the only way to avoid a rock climbing disaster.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, so...

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 ... I had to put my foot down. 😂 

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and...

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four people died. 😱

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It is no joke, that there is currently a major and exhilarating, even majestic ongoing poker weekend at Malta Unibet Open. We have all seen the live footage, for example, from the €1,100 UO Main Event, and the folks are truly enjoying.

However, there have been rumours and whispers that seem to suggest that the “true” main event is happening at the same time, and at the same premises, but out of the public eye and live feeds. But nothing much is currently known about this mysterious event. The birds sing that this mysterious “main event” features the most renowned poker masterminds and legends out there. Some sources say even foreign dignitaries are present. The only confirmed eyewitness reports have stated Finnish flags waving during the pre- and after parties 

It is truly hard to say what this “main event” really entails. Even the name has not been fully discovered and the witness statements conflict each other somewhat. However, two words are most commonly associated with this event, namely: “Livertool” and “kossu”. But these words leave us simply with too many questions. For instance, the latter term “kossu” is a nickname for the Finnish vodk… And the former “Livertool” - well some say he’s just a myth, while others are convinced he’s the son of Ares, yet others think he’s just an ordinary guy. Be these as they may, we don’t really get a grasp of this mysterious “main event”.

Furthermore, one of our reporters at Malta had an opportunity to ask of this “main event” directly from the Unibet Poker Team. The esteemed representative of the esteemed poker team - who wants to remain anonymous - gave the following statement: “We neither confirm or deny anything.”

So, as things currently stand, we don’t know much - just bits and pieces. Hopefully we get full disclosure of the events taking place behind the official €1100 main event as the weekend unfolds. But we shouldn’t get our hopes very high. Maybe the things happening in Malta, stays in Malta.

 

Disclaimer: The story is purely fictional or not. The people and places referred to in this story are purely fictional or not (except the first text paragraph concerning the ongoing Unibet Open at Malta and the reference to its €1100 Main Event, and it’s success). No disrespect was meant towards any person or brand mentioned in the story. Finally, no animals were harmed during the writing.

thats all folks GIF

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An old guy was at his friend's funeral and asked the grieving widow if he could say a word. She of course agreed so he stood up and said "Plethora" and sat down. "Thank you" she smiled...

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... that means a lot."

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