GR1ZZL3R Posted October 15, 2022 Author Share Posted October 15, 2022 What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Spoiler and 1 2 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted October 16, 2022 Author Share Posted October 16, 2022 I've been reading the world's worst Thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it's... Spoiler ...awful. 😎 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livertool Posted October 16, 2022 Share Posted October 16, 2022 Shitty best team? Spoiler Just saying 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted October 17, 2022 Author Share Posted October 17, 2022 Why wouldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? Because... Spoiler ...he was on a roll. 1 1 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purps Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 22 hours ago, Livertool said: Shitty best team? Hide contents Just saying 😛 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted October 18, 2022 Author Share Posted October 18, 2022 Spoiler The season's 38 games long, we're just about one quarter of the way through. 🤔 Just saying. 😎 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution GR1ZZL3R Posted October 18, 2022 Author Solution Share Posted October 18, 2022 I once played for a team called the Musketeers when we started the season with three wins and a draw... Spoiler ...all 4-1 and one 4-all. ⚽ 4 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livertool Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 4 hours ago, GR1ZZL3R said: Hide contents The season's 38 games long, we're just about one quarter of the way through. 🤔 Just saying. 😎 When winning the league is out reach already, fun factor must be taken out of minor wins 😄 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted October 20, 2022 Author Share Posted October 20, 2022 A policeman knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bicycles. I said "Don't be silly... Spoiler ...my dogs don't even own bikes." 😂 2 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotKot99 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Guess what should be the next type of poker tournament type at Unibet after phased… Spoiler A Beamed Tournament 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted October 23, 2022 Author Share Posted October 23, 2022 How deep would the oceans be if... Spoiler ...they didn't have any sponges in them? 1 1 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotKot99 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 Why MTT-format poker should be considered the most crude and savage form of playing poker? Well, there are couple of good reasons… Spoiler Firstly, some have to play using unfinished tables which is impolite at best: Secondly, and maybe more importantly - per Lex Talionis (i.e., “eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand…”) - it is played using severe forms of punishment: And MTT poker never ends without sufficient amount of severed hands: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted October 28, 2022 Author Share Posted October 28, 2022 I was talking to a journalist who travelled the world collecting interviews. "You must have met a lot of interesting and fascinating people" I said. "Not really" he replied... Spoiler ...most of them were like you." 🥴 2 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted October 30, 2022 Author Share Posted October 30, 2022 I said "Hello darkness my old friend" and darkness said... Spoiler ..."I'm not your friend." 😭 2 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotKot99 Posted October 30, 2022 Share Posted October 30, 2022 (edited) 48 minutes ago, GR1ZZL3R said: I said "Hello darkness my old friend" and darkness said... Hide contents ..."I'm not your friend." 😭 What an absolute masterpiece - Sound of Silence! Edited October 30, 2022 by GotKot99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted November 8, 2022 Author Share Posted November 8, 2022 Is this Biggus Dickus from Python and the Holy Grail? "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100HourChallenge Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 On 10/14/2022 at 7:24 PM, GR1ZZL3R said: As I was out walking with my Uncle Jim, Somebody threw a tomato at him. "Tomatoes don't hurt you" said he with a grin, But this one did, cos... Hide contents ...it came in a tin. 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 11 hours ago, GR1ZZL3R said: Is this Biggus Dickus from Python and the Holy Grail? Correction alert. No it isn't. Biggus Dickus appeared in Life of Brian! 1 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psrquack Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 Sorry, for using your topic, but I think this fits here: -Why can't you buy a beer in the World Cup? -Because it's dry November. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted November 20, 2022 Author Share Posted November 20, 2022 25 minutes ago, psrquack said: Sorry, for using your topic, but I think this fits here: -Why can't you buy a beer in the World Cup? -Because it's dry November. Not a problem sticking a joke, in anyone welcome, but... 1 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted December 5, 2022 Author Share Posted December 5, 2022 So it's not been that good a year all round and I've been thinking of getting away for a break of some sort. My idea is to go somewhere fairly warm, not too cut off from civilisation, reasonably straight forward to get to, decent food and entertainment not too far away and of course reasonably priced, so my question is... Spoiler ... can anyone lend me €10,000. 🥳 2 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted December 24, 2022 Author Share Posted December 24, 2022 "Doctor, doctor. I've got a carrot up my nose, a roast potato in one ear and a turkey leg in the other, what's wrong with me?" "Simple... Spoiler ...you're not eating properly! 😂 1 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted December 25, 2022 Author Share Posted December 25, 2022 1 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted February 24, 2023 Author Share Posted February 24, 2023 The jungle was becoming very overpopulated so the Lion, being the King, decided something had to be done. As everybody seemed to enjoy a bit of laughter he came up with the idea of a joke telling competition. It was unanimously agreed that the Tortoise, having the best sense of humour and being the fairest, would be the sole judge, make him laugh and stay in the jungle, fail and be dragged away to be killed, and the competition would continue till the population of the jungle was cut in half. Being of such importance and having such drastic consequences for failure a week was set aside for preparation and all the animals worked tirelessly to come up with their best material. The great day dawned and all the animals gathered in excited but also nervous anticipation. The Lion decided that lots would be drawn to see who would go first but anyone could volunteer if they liked. The Zebra immediately raised his hoof, it was not often he got to go first at anything due to that annoying "z" thing, and feeling his joke was pretty good wanted to go before the Tortoise got tired of laughing. The Zebra was nervous but gave a great performance, his punchline was greeted with an eruption of roars of laughter, and it took a while for everyone to calm down ... all except the Tortoise, who just stared back at the Zebra, not a ghost of a smile or a flicker of emotion on his face. The Zebra was shocked, the whole jungle was astonished, but the rules were clear, the Zebra was escorted away and sadly never seen again. The Lion asked for any more volunteers, and after a slight pause the Chimpanzee slowly raised his hand. The crowd relaxed slightly, "Chimpy" was a well known clown with a store of jokes and tales, and they all believed he had a great shot at getting the Tortoise to laugh. So up stepped the Chimpanzee. He was good, he knew he was good, the crowd knew he was good, and a laughter filled act finished with one of the best jokes the jungle had heard in some time. Raucous laughter, wild cheering and stamping of hooves, claws, paws and feet gradually died down as the crowd slowly realised the Tortoise had not twitched at all, not a belly laugh, a guffaw, a chortle, chuckle or cackle, not even a giggle or titter. The crowd were stunned into silence and there were hardly any protests, except wailing from the horrified Chimpanzee as he was dragged away, never to be seen again. There were no more volunteers, the crowd accepting that their fates could be decided by the luck of the draw, and a sharp collective intake of breath, more like an agonising sigh, was heard when the Bison was drawn to perform next. A nice enough guy for sure but not the best at telling jokes, usually stumbling over the basic details and even having been known to forget punchlines on occasion. It was sadly no different this time, slight murmurs and groans could be heard as the Bison delivered his joke, forgetting two of the characters names, having to backtrack when leaving an important detail out, and delivering a flat monotone punchline with glazed and empty eyes. A smattering of polite, sympathetic applause ensued but another noise far outweighed this, and to everybody's immense surprise it was coming from a most unexpected source. The Tortoise was laughing. Not just laughing politely or sympathetically like some in the crowd, but a full blown unbridled howl of laughter, a laugh so deep and hard the Tortoise was beginning to cry and struggling to catch his breath. This went on for some time but eventually slowed down enough for the Lion to call for "SILENCE." He asked the Tortoise in a puzzled tone "Oh wise and fair Tortoise, why are you laughing at the Bison's joke and not at any of the other animals?" "Bison?" said the Tortoise. "Other animals? Im still laughing at the Zebra's joke." 2 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted March 22, 2023 Author Share Posted March 22, 2023 Why did Donald Trump throw all his plates at the wall? Spoiler He wanted to appear tough on China! 🤣 1 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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