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   One for the scientists or physicists. 

A Higgs Boson particle entered a church. The priest went up to it and said "You can't come in here."

"Why not?" replied the particle, "Without me...

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   you can't have mass." 

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"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm all day...

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   set a man on fire and h'll be warm the rest of his life."      Terry Pratchett. 

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Why is the moon always changing its position relative to the Earth and Sun?

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It's just a phase it's going through.

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The new safety officer at the Flintstone's theme park has posted 2 lists of regulations...

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Yabba Dabba Doos and Yabba Dabba Donts. 

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An Apple Store was broken into last night and thousands of pounds of equipment stolen. Police are asking for...

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If you Google "Lost medieval serving boy" you'll get...

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"Page Not Found."    🤣

 

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I used to sell filo faxes to the Mafia. I was involved in...

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... very organised crime.  200.gif?cid=815b7430225aisde8obyfrz6dpzs

 

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"How are your parents?" yelled Cromwell across the battlefield. "They're fine" answered the King. "Lovely weather for this time of year," he continued. This was a...

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Civil War. 

 

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    My friend is very bad at quizzes, his answer to everything is...

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"Alcohol"

 

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