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@psrquack wrote:


@Livertool wrote:


@psrquack wrote:


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Nothing special. But it feels like hitting your head to wall atm so better leave it alone :)


That's a wise reaction. Btw any tip for Malmö-Kobenhavn? Home win seems good for 2,00.


Can't get any grip on that match. But odds seems fine for Malmö win 👍


So you won't try any headbang in the future?:teardrop:

Hard to say but I think Ferencvaros-Ludogorets will be 2 today. This would be the revenge for the CL qualifier loss for the bulgarian team who has better players and home team showed terrible performance in the last 2 games. The away team also has new coach and tbh hungarian teams usually can't adept international running and thinkings speed 2-3 times in a row. So it's hard to write again, but 2,80 has value.


Already 0-1. Easy money.:teardrop:

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You have paycheck coming. Bread for weekend guaranteed :)


Well, others flown to South, so I'm alone and try to find my daily bread.😃 Still no Simpsons headbang? 🆒


No, this one is stupid enough. Chips flying to middle with all sorts of cards :speechless: And not big fan of that dude so i don't want to enter his stream :haha:

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If Unibet will introduce the live tip opportunity for dealers we have to figuring out what other ways are possible spending cash here.

My ideas are:

Hot Seat stove contribution. Warming on seats isn't an easy thing at all. If you want to warm your feders on them you should pay extra 5% rake every round.

Rate saver. If your currency is other than euro the daily 0.1% tip will protect your balance from changing losses.

Drunk and fold. Just for daily €1 they will protect you donking out all your money when you are drunk. This app don't let you in till you read the terms and conditions again and don't answer to random 10 questions correctly.

Foldem: upgrated version of drunk and fold. You can't raise just call or fold.

Casino's egg layer. You can find even more and more eggs on your screen when you are playing slots or casino games and you are in losing streak. The more you lose the more and bigger eggs are coming and covering even more procent of the screen. Just for a price of an egg you can remove them in trail.

Betting guardian: it won't allow you placing a bet against the majority of players. If 50%+1 or more players bet on home team you can't bet on draw or away. Just for weekly 4 euros you can be in the sample field, so you can bet on whatever outcome you want.

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@psrquack wrote:

If Unibet will introduce the live tip opportunity for dealers we have to figuring out what other ways are possible spending cash here.

My ideas are:

Hot Seat stove contribution. Warming on seats isn't an easy thing at all. If you want to warm your feders on them you should pay extra 5% rake every round.

Rate saver. If your currency is other than euro the daily 0.1% tip will protect your balance from changing losses.

Drunk and fold. Just for daily €1 they will protect you donking out all your money when you are drunk. This app don't let you in till you read the terms and conditions again and don't answer to random 10 questions correctly.

Foldem: upgrated version of drunk and fold. You can't raise just call or fold.

Casino's egg layer. You can find even more and more eggs on your screen when you are playing slots or casino games and you are in losing streak. The more you lose the more and bigger eggs are coming and covering even more procent of the screen. Just for a price of an egg you can remove them in trail.

Betting guardian: it won't allow you placing a bet against the majority of players. If 50%+1 or more players bet on home team you can't bet on draw or away. Just for weekly 4 euros you can be in the sample field, so you can bet on whatever outcome you want.


Adding one more idea: "Tip the Communiy Mod"

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@RayL wrote:



Adding one more idea: "Tip the Communiy Mod"


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That's an awesome idea Ray. Do you accept this?:atisfied:

 


Totally against it. Why? Community members so cheap that mods would cry themselves to sleep every night thinking why none loves them :Scared:

Except ducks ofc who would give all their won prices as tips. Too bad staff can't gamble on unibet and only investors would win. It is suppose to be players to players, not players to investors :Tongue:

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@psrquack wrote:

If Unibet will introduce the live tip opportunity for dealers we have to figuring out what other ways are possible spending cash here.

My ideas are:

Hot Seat stove contribution. Warming on seats isn't an easy thing at all. If you want to warm your feders on them you should pay extra 5% rake every round.

Rate saver. If your currency is other than euro the daily 0.1% tip will protect your balance from changing losses.

Drunk and fold. Just for daily €1 they will protect you donking out all your money when you are drunk. This app don't let you in till you read the terms and conditions again and don't answer to random 10 questions correctly.

Foldem: upgrated version of drunk and fold. You can't raise just call or fold.

Casino's egg layer. You can find even more and more eggs on your screen when you are playing slots or casino games and you are in losing streak. The more you lose the more and bigger eggs are coming and covering even more procent of the screen. Just for a price of an egg you can remove them in trail.

Betting guardian: it won't allow you placing a bet against the majority of players. If 50%+1 or more players bet on home team you can't bet on draw or away. Just for weekly 4 euros you can be in the sample field, so you can bet on whatever outcome you want.


I am also happy to reveal my bank account number, lot of empty space in there for dough :D

I might try that foldem in next donkament and self exclude myself from raise button and see how that works 😛

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Thanks. Yep, 75 flops for one UO Paris fspin at NL4 is very overpriced (and only 10 for NL100, oh , c'mon). As you check those promos they are even harder and harder after every session. Btw, will you try qualifying to UO Paris and have you tried yesterday's PS trivia?

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Meh, for both. Unless Paris is not until next year? I mean best chance to get uo tikiet for me is that community winners freeroll at the end of year. If it is even going to happen anymore, haven't really been checking that thread out :wonder: And even if it is, my chances are 0.001% :D

Are you taking shot for Paris? It would be about time another duck joins them besides Jonny :)

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@Livertool wrote:

Meh, for both. Unless Paris is not until next year? I mean best chance to get uo tikiet for me is that community winners freeroll at the end of year. If it is even going to happen anymore, haven't really been checking that thread out :wonder: And even if it is, my chances are 0.001% :D

Are you taking shot for Paris? It would be about time another duck joins them besides Jonny :)


Not really. Currently seems 0,0001% chance playing any of UO events. I can't beat the €4 satty limit, but UP spins started next week, maybe something good will happen. I don't think Jonny will make efforts toward Paris, because France is the territory of his evilest miniature seller competitor.🤣

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