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You mean the same Edin who used to be Technical Director in 21/22 and was heavily involved in planning the squad in 22/23 and 23/24 as well? The same Edin who refused Edson Alvarez, yet wanted to extend Emre Can? The same Edin that refuses to come up with a plan to incorporate Old Man Mouki, yet is still OK with paying him 6 M a year? That's one of my main points: Edin is mainly responsible for this squad! I said it before and I'll say it again, Leverkusen winning the title with such a performance and Watzke leaving will be the best case scenario for BVB fans. #SaveUsNagelsmann

Again, we're talking about Sancho, Adeyemi and Malen for two winger positions. Adeyemi has been injured so far and scored his first goal of the season against Union. So far we didn't even have the luxury of sitting one of the other to give Sancho preferential treatment. Against Werder on Saturday all three players seem to be fit together for the first time. However then there's also the chance of e.g. Sancho coming off the bench vs Werder and then starting vs PSV and so on. Maatsen is a good player, but so far he played well against the crappy teams. Kicker graded him 5,0 (1,0 is the best, 6,0 is the worst) against PSV, so we'll have to see how he does vs PSV, Frankfurt, Stuttgart, Red Bull, Bayern and Leverkusen. I'm watching every BVB game and let me tell you, it's all Edin's fault. We're 20 points behind Leverkusen and 6 points behind Stuttgart. Stuttgart was playing relegation games last season and lost Sosa, Mavropanos and Endo. The team is winning despite Edin, not because of him.

Ten Inch needs more time!#LetHimCook #ETH2030

GM Kehl was on TV yesterday answering questions about the BVB. Of course, similar to politicians talking about engineers and astronauts, you have to read between the lines a lot and look for what he's not mentioning. He made some interesting statements about Maatsen and Sancho, similar to what I'm telling you guys all the time. The BVB is interested in bringing them back if the price is right. Selling Malen for 75 M plus boni to Pool/ManU/Arse would be enough. In addition to that, we also saved some Euros here and there with Meunier, Gio, Blank, Rijkhoff. So I don't think that Sancho has no future at the club, it might however be a little bit complicated. Having said that, without Sancho the depth chart for our wingers looked like this: Adeyemi (Bynoe-Gittens)- Malen (Duranville) Adeyemi suffers from pacey black guy syndrome: A lot of muscle injuries. Bynoe-Gittens suffers from Katy Perry syndrome: Hot'n'Cold. Also not really working back on defense. Malen cannot play all the minutes. Duranville is still growing. Bynoe-Gittens is the only one really suffering from Sancho being there, however with 5 changes per game, there's plenty of time for him to get in, especially once we have to play all the big teams from mid March to mid April.

Anybody seen the end of Valencia-Real? Just by looking at the ref, I was getting serious PTSD! So I checked his games and he was the clown that gave the ridiculous handball for PSG in the UCL match against the BVB. The first game, where Edin was parking the bus and the BVB then lost 2-0 in Paris. I don't want to ruin your Sunday, however Daddy Wirtz gave an interview this week saying that he expects his son to stay at Leverkusen for the next 2 (!!!!) years. I get the feeling that Alonso is staying as well and trying to make a name for himself with this team in the UCL next season. Tommy T or Herr Flick it'll be for you... This is not FIFA. Sancho isn't really falling off, Edin just has no clue about getting him involved. Give him playing time and the results will come. Bayern playing on Tuesday vs Lazio. This could be it for Tommy, not that he really cares anymore...

Barca is so poor that they cannot afford to watch All or Nothing and are too stupid to pirate it: The grey goose flies again! So, Tommy T to Lidlpool confirmed? I said it before, bringing in Sancho for just half a year is dumb, because you need time to get him back in form. So his current performance has to be put in perspective. Again, it depends on what Sancho wants. Does he want to play football at a high level or does he want to collect a huge paycheck? I think the Lidl grill kebab is the bigger issue here compared to the 1 cent "discount". The BVB still has to play all the other top-6 teams. The win against Union was pretty boring. In the end, a great goal by the Albanian Milfhunter and Maatsen with another superb effort were enough.

Arsenal, Pool, ManU, all interested in Donny Malen. Well, well, well, I don't know whether 75 M + boni is enough here. 9 goals last season, 10 already this season. Mudryk set the market here, buddy. Speaking of which, I remember when Leverkusen thought "here we go" in the summer of 22 for 20 M or so. Deal falls apart and in the winter he suddenly costs 70 M. The BVB fanbase is now unhappy with everybody, except Malen. Even Sancho is getting criticized and I'm wondering what these guys expected? His performance was OK considering his long inactivity and his muscle injury. Today we play vs Union and I have a very bad feeling here. No BVB player in fantasy. Dier's contract extended automatically due to his playing time. This will be funny as well for next year: Dier and Guerreiro are Tuchel's players. Same for Boey. All in all, the perfect example of a double agent destroying a club from the inside. Extend Ten Hag and the future is golden! I think Tuchel will go back to England, so he can get fired by Pool in 18 months. Hopefully we'll be getting Nagelsmann! Don't forget, he left his wife and kids for Ms Wurzenberger, so he cannot relocate his family to the UK. My question still remains: Edin or Tuchel, who'll be fired first?

I'm getting eye cancer from this dark mode! Bayern phoning it in now, it seems! RIP to @jerry's UCL bets! So who's getting fired first? Edin or Tommy?

@Purps B-b-b-b-b-b-but we had more xGoals! The game was entertaining though, however Hoffenheim wasn't really that strong. If this team gives us problems, things won't get easier. Terror-Edin playing with Can - Schlotti as CBs and Sabitzer as the only #6 and then conceding 3 stupid goals should be enough to get fired on the spot.

So far, Alonso coached 49 Buli matches with a PPG of 2,16. On pace to 73 points per season after taking over a struggling Leverkusen last season. Last season, they also reached the Euroleague semi finals under him. It's not just one season. Look at the player development under him. Grimaldo, Frimpong, Boniface, Wirtz, Koussunou... Sure, but this can happen to any coach. If it can happen to any coach, then there's no "Alonso-specific" risk being associated with it. Tough to say whether it's what you need for Real, especially when they also add Donatello and Endrick next season, but for Lidlpool, it should be enough. The BVB is playing Hoffenheim on Sunday and this game will likely put you to sleep. In no way, shape or form would I consider myself being hyped for this one. Hopefully Terror-Edin is history after this season, especially with Watzke leaving and Leverkusen winning the title.

Assuming Alonso wins the Buli with freaking Vizekusen Loserkusen Neverkusen Leverkusen, who last won the UEFA Cup in 1988 and a DFB Pokal vs Hertha 2 in 1993 or so, he would be the first coach since Kloppo in 2012 to win the title with a non-Bayern team. The first coach to win the league without Bayern or the BVB since Magath did so 15 years ago. Potter won nothing with Brighton. Leverkusen is on pace for 90 points. Since 18/19, Bayern won the league with 82, 78, 77 and 71 points last year. Bayern currently is on pace for 78. 7 points more than last season. Alonso took over Leverkusen on MD 9 last season when they were in 17th place and did lead them into the Euroleague They're playing great football and still have chances in the Euroleague and the DFB Cup. He's the #1 coaching prospect right now, way ahead of de Zebra. Hopefully he stays with Leverkusen, to play UCL with this team and then move on to Real. Lidlpool is beneath him and a bad choice to follow Kloppo. However a better potential selection than Bayern.

Welcome to Liverpool, Tommy! Or you'll get Flick! Leverkusen already leading 1:0.

😢 Pretty solid Buli matchday this time around: Leverkusen gets the Friday night game Bayern-Red Bull is the Topspiel tomorrow The BVB plays late on Sunday Funny thing is that Red Bull needs points to put pressure on Dortmund, that could be it for Tommy T. Hoffenheim at home is the last easy opponent, after that the BVB travels to Union, to Bremen and plays Frankfurt at home. After the National Team break, we'll see Bayern-BVB in the Topspiel.

The DFL bent the knee and cancelled their search for a hedge fund. The supporters won! B-b-b-b-b-but you would be taking the money as well, they said. No we wouldn't, we're not pathetic cucks like the Brits! You forgot the BVB, hopefully. Kloppo is taking the year off, at least that's what he promised his wife. I also don't think he'll be joining Bayern. Why would he? What can he win at Bayern that he hasn't won already? German national coach some time in the future should be it. Bayern kicking out Tuchel now means that they're already scouting new coaches. So Lidlpool better pay up this time if they want to have a shot at Xabi Alonso. Personally, I'm still hoping for Nagelsmann to join the BVB. Offensively, I haven't seen anything yet to say that Nuri would be the answer here and another lost season under Terror-Edin is out of the question.

Tommy T out after the season. Well, if Red Bull takes care of business, Tuchel might as well leave on Sunday. Great job bei Tuchel infiltrating Bayern and bringing the club down. Sure, another transfer summer with him in charge would have been the cherry on top, but let's not get greedy here! What a fraud! So, who's taking over? Herr Flick? Jogi Löw? Xabi Alonso? Nagelsmann again?

BVB - PSVar 1:1 B-b-b-b-b-b-but VAR will make everything better, Stubby said. There won't be anymore clear mistakes, Stubby said. All in all, a pretty boring game.

Not a public figure in German football right now. Really funny to see how Kahn was the next big thing as manager/CEO and Nagelsmann was the next big thing as coach and Tuchel was the Über-coach you simply had to get. And now? Kahn totally exposed. Tuchel exposed. Nagelsmann so-so. BVB +0,5 is at 1,75? 1,73 at Unibet? Pretty high, if you ask me.

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Yet we were wondering last season why Kovac is playing a left winger that doesn't score. 4 goals and 3 assists in over 2.000 minutes last season. Kaminski needed almost 10 hours of Bundesliga action to score one goal. This is not an investment, it's a loan. The hedge fund is providing money up front and getting paid back year by year through a share of the TV money. The deal is totally bad, however for the DFL people in charge right now it would mean 1 B Euros extra to spend. Tuchel going the Stubby route in the post game interview, claiming that he was content with his team, due to their xG value. Let's see if they fire him, they might as well play out the year and fire him after the season. The BVB is playing tomorrow in Eindhoven, I'm getting the feeling we're seeing a Busparker Edin masterclass.

Double agent Tuchel doing God's work in Munich! #LetHimCook But yeah, that was it for him! UpaLOLcano now with back to back games where he went off with a red and caused a penalty! Maybe Red Bull also placed a double agent here... Don't forget, Bayern fired Nagelsmann with 3,5 years left on his contract for Tuchel. After paying 20-25 M Euros as a transfer fee in 2021. Leverkusen is now 8 points ahead of Bayern!

3 German teams in the UCL 1/8-finals, 2 English teams. And Shitty shouldn't even be there anymore... The hedge fund is paying a lump sum immediately, let's say 1 B Euro. In exchange, the HF gets a fraction of the broadcasting revenue, let's say 10 % per year for the next 25 years. I somewhere read that this could turn out to a yearly ROI of 10 % for the HF. However if the Buli increases the broadcasting revenue, the HF earns even more. Hey, let's play a desert series in Saudi-Arabia. Hey let's play a Tuesday match at noon for the Chinese market. Hey, let's add more teams to the league. Hey, let's stream some games on youtube/twitch/onlyfans. B-b-b-b-b-but the EPL earns more money. 1 B /36 teams = 27 M Euro per team as a one time payment. That'll show the Brits! However the DFL wants to put the money into "infrastructure". Maybe they would even replace their Lidl-servers for the fantasy game (doubt it).

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It's called "Having a spine", something that confuses and enrages the regular Anglo/EPL-cuck. The DFL, which runs and organizes the Buli and the 2. Buli, is planning to sell part of the marketing revenue to a hedge fund for the next 25 years, planing to take in 1 B Euros or so in immediate cash. The clubs voted on it until the preferred result came in and the supporters are having none of it. They're peacefully protesting by throwing tennis balls, candy or toy cars: BVB only 1-1 vs Wolfsburg and I fell almost asleep multiple times. Lücke with a tap in, Wolfsburg with a header. Leverkusen marches on. Polski fraud Jakub Kaminski, nowhere to be seen. @jerry, I'm demanding answers. Also Herr Flick is employing a new agent. @jerry , any opinion about him you want to share?