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The man has suffered enough! Kloppo knows that once the EPL has to deal with Shitty's 115 cases of fraud, the league will be tainted. Hopefully Xabi Alonso knows his worth and waits for Real. Premier League in England and Ligue 1 in France are still better than then Saudi Pro League. Donny Malen for 75 M Euro plus boni is your answer here! Bayern without Upa, Laimer and Kimmich tomorrow. Mazraoui is still in Africa. Kim still in Asia. Maybe Augsburg can do something tomorrow. The BVB likely without Kobel, Brandt and Reus. Other players still injured or away.

I don't know, but Bayern seems totally out of sync now. Just 1-0 vs Union, despite Kane, Sane, Musiala and Coman starting. Now Upa is injured and Dier will be starting on Saturday. Laimer and Kimmich are also banged up. Davies seems to be in the doghouse. Well, well, well... Leverkusen is getting the Topspiel on Saturday and the BVB is getting Bochum on Sunday at 5:30 PM.

Union coach Bjelica! Another Ekstraklasa legend! Gio Reyna seems to be leaving this month, either to Nottingham or Marseille. Sad to see him go, but it's the only way for him. The BVB likes 'em young! Not a fan of letting children who are still growing compete with grown men at the Bundesliga level. Hopefully, we'll see Duranville again soon.

LOL at the Ivory Coast, so there's a chance that Kossounou and Haller return early without having played a minute. Another Polski fraud, who would have thought? Interesting that Justin Njinmah started for Bremen, as he played for BVB 2 for 18 months. Another thing that's totally going wrong with the BVB: BVB 2 is actively buying and developing a lot of players for the likes of Bremen, Bochum, Paderborn etc: Führich, Njinmah, Broschinski, Pherai, Osterhage...Pohlmann, Papadopoulos will be the next players in line to leave BVB 2 and go to an ambitious 2. Buli or bottom Buli club. The focus should be to give playing time to your own youngsters that have a shot at the first team. With Bremen beating Bayern, the Bayern curse is now in effect again! 2,63 for Freiburg to win in Bremen on Saturday. Bayern -2,5 vs Union on Wednesday is at 2,28.

The GOAT has spoken! Oh noooooooooooo, not Benzema! Such an upstanding and honorable citizen. Not him!

Funny how all the Sleepy Joe fans are awfully quiet now. Similar to all the vaxxies and Ukraine supporters. Well, well, well... Watzke steps down next year and wants to pass on sporting director responsibilities this summer. Watzke's CEO spot could be split into a sporting side and a business side. Current GM Kehl could then move into Watzke's spot (for sports) and Edin could then move into Kehl's spot while Nuri steps up. A lot of coulds here, but definitely not impossible. Sancho also stated that he came back due to Edin. Edin is liked by most players, too bad he's shit at coaching. Maatsen is probably the best LB I've seen play for Dortmund since prime Dede at least. Guerreiro was a great football player, however he didn't care about defending. If he continues like that, that's 35 M Euros well spent. Especially if we can sell Malen to Pool or ManU. Cracks are visible, they said. They need reinforcements, they said. They will bottle everything, they said. Bayern is winning easily, they said. Bayern is now 4 points behind Leverkusen if they win their game against Union on Wednesday which was postponed last year. Leverkusen is getting Gladbach and Darmstadt next. That should be doable even with their short roster right now. Frimpong went down injured and they brought on Tella, who was their top transfer in the summer. Leverkusen gets Bayern at home in the Topspiel on the 10th of February...

Edin bringing the team back from the dead. I always believed in him! #EdinForever On a serious note, 3-0 and 4-0 against the two worst teams in the league. Darmstadt is just poor and Köln is suspended from doing transfers. However @jerry was right, it seems like Stuttgart is having problems now without Guirassy. Leverkusen with a late second win again, this time against Red Bull. However they're getting Olmo back (for now). Sancho started today and played 65 minutes. Similar to Darmstadt, the game was much closer than the result suggested and today it was straight boring. Sancho was mostly invisible, however he got himself a great assist causing the penalty. Men of the match however were Maatsen and Malen. Well, well, well, I said it before and I'll say it again, Malen needs a strong partner on the left, while he has to play on the right, that worked last year with Adeyemi and Haller. Maatsen is an incredible player, he even played as a #6 for times. If we can get him for 35 M Euros and he performs like that against the bigger teams, I'd say "Go for it". Youngster Blank received his first Buli minutes and performed well, hopefully the imbecile who decided to focus on experienced Buli transfers over the past few years has been locked away somewhere and we get back to playing BVB style.

My boy Stevie G just needs more time!

3-0 vs Darmstadt. The game was much closer, especially since Gregor "The Kraken" Kobel saved the potential 1-1 in the second half with a monster reaction. Sancho coming on after 55 minutes and looking pretty good, even assisting Marco Reus for the 2-0 to seal the game. Yes, Darmstadt is in last place, but Sancho looks promising. The next opponents are Köln, Bochum and Heidenheim with no midweek games, so I think he could be fully ready to go in February once the big opponents are coming up. Old Man Moukoko with a superb goal to finish the game, he deserves to start over Füllkrug. Good start for the BVB.

How is my boy ETH doing at ManU? He just needs more time. You cannot really judge a coach until he's been at a club for 4, 5, 6 years... The BVB is playing Darmstadt in the Topspiel today and yes, the BVB is now employing an NFL style coaching system. Edin is the HC, Nuri the OC and Bender is the DC. I'm assuming that we're seeing Bynoe-Gittens and Malen starting on the outside with Sancho coming in for JBG after 60-70 minutes. Would also be interesting if we see a change in formation and/or personel. With the Euro 24 coming up, a lot of teams have already chosen their base camp in Germany. Guess which "European" team is having its training sessions 20 minutes by bike away from me? I'll give you a hint: I'm wondering if practice is in part open to the public, I might be tempted to watch if I have the time...

The funniest part is women getting tricked by propaganda to believe that they're working for themselves, while it's all about surpressing wages and salaries and increase the pressure on the tax-paying middle class.

There's a big market for him, they said! He won't join the BVB, they said! He'll go to Saudi-Arabia, they said!

From the BVB shop: Even 2 years later, I still cannot find Haaland's signature, yet 16 year old (at the time) Abdou Kamara signed it. Don't forget, the Buli returns tomorrow with Bayern-Hoffenheim, likely with a huge tribute to Kaiser Franz! Unlimited transfers up until then.

He's coming home!

Oh no, Ettifaq spending millions to bring in legends like Henderson, Wijnaldum, Tisserand, Moussa Dembele and Demiray Gray and people don't show up despite all the star power? I'm shocked. The Saudi league is over! I usually don't find African women attractive, especially not the ones from Senegal, but good for him. A man having some standards and requirements. This confuses and enrages the regular Finn.

We'll see, it seems like that Chelsea wants to sell, while the BVB prefers to look and see. Yeah, the LB situation is not looking too bright: Bense in Africa Ryerson injured Wolf ill Morey has to stay healthy on the right Bueno (BVB 2) injured vs Alkmaar Yesterday, Schlotti played 90 mins as LB vs Liege, the game ended 3-3. No goal over his side, but Süle on the other side... 🤬 The BVB in training camp has been like gay pr0n. Totally unwatchable! 2-2 vs Alkmaar and 3-3 vs Liege. Honestly, I didn't see any improvement so far. Something like Darmstadt +1 or u3 goals does not look too shabby. Blank and Morey were small brightspots, the rest was a complete disaster. Maatsen is already in Dortmund, let's see when Sancho shows up...

Henderson wanting to go home = Saudi League crumbling down. Got that! 👍🏻

#1 #2?

Kaiser Franz dead! Watzke stepping down in late 2025 from his CEO position! Sancho and Maatsen still not there! Rumours about Haller going to Besiktas on loan. Seems like ManU bosses want to cover their own asses having to explain why they let him go for cheap. But yeah, the deal is looking less and less attractive for the BVB. It's not an immediate position of need, no training camp, just for 6 months with no option and now ManU playing games?

My boy T-Wernz just needs more time! Kalajdzic from Wolves to Frankfurt, going the opposite way. So, after watching the past 3 practice sessions and the friendly vs Alkmaar, I have to say, the BVB is in deep trouble: Nuri is calling all the shots in practice. Nuri looks sharp all around, Edin looks like he drinks himself to sleep and keeps a bar of chocolate next to his bed. They're really trying this NFL HC/Coordinator thing... Training camp ends on Tuesday, Maatsen as well as Sancho are nowhere to be seen. Against Alkmaar, the BVB started likely with the current "A"-team: Kobel Meunier - Süle - Hummels - Bueno (only healthy LB available) Emre Can Malen - Brandt - Reyna - Bynoe-Gittens Füllkrug This team went 0-2 after 60 minutes without one chance being created. Fletcher Christian Marco Reus and Sabitzer only came on with the B-team, which performed much better against Alkmaar's B-Team and the game ended 2-2. Mateu Morey probably with the best performance today, however Alkmaar's second team wasn't that strong. Mark van Bommel's son and Herr Flick's secret weapon Tiago Dantas were even getting playing time. Speaking of Dantas, I knew 10 year olds in 5th grade in school with a more impressive body! A boy amongst men. Bringing in Nuri was maybe even a good idea, but this team is in trouble.

Well, well, well...However you'll mainly see this problem in the Sugar Daddy League formerly know as EPL. But ManU is a special case since Sir Alex left: Lost Pogba for free to Juve, bought him back for 105 M Euros, lost him again for free to Juve. Bought Sancho for 85 M Euros, Lidl-Haaland for 75 M Euros, Onana for 50 , Casemiro for 70, Mount for 65, Maguire for 85, Antony for 95... 1 Afterwards Moses and Aaron Edin and Watzke went to Pharaoh ten Hag and said, ‘This is what the Lord, the God of Israel, says: “Let my people Sancho go, so that he may hold a festival to me in the wilderness.”

Good for him, yet Stuttgart replaced Endo with Stiller at a fraction of the cost and is currently sitting at #3 in the league. But maybe you should shop in the Buli more often! Donny Malen might go to ManU, but for a very affordable 75 M Euros plus boni he could be all yours! Also please check our refund policy. I heard Schokopudding, T-Wernz, Müller and some other bum from the Buli are on their list. Müller won't go anywhere due to his horse ranch in Bavaria. I don't know, Edin looking old and a little bloated right now next to Nuri on the pitch with the latter being much more vocal during practice. Nuri also mentioned that he wants to go the Arteta route. I have to admit with Sancho coming in, I feel much better about the BVB. Now imgaine this weird NFL concept paying off: Edin = Head Coach Nuri = Offensive Coordinator Bender = Defensive Coordinator.

I think that says more about the performance of Nunez, Gravenberch, Diaz, Gakpo or Konate, don't you think? All high price acquisitions as well... Let Edin Kehli cook! After watching yesterday's practice session on youtube, I'm not so sure that Edin is calling all of the shots now.