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Nagelsmann to stay with the German National Team! Someone should tell these boomers that it's not the smartest idea to extend your coaches before a tournament. However what is Bayern going to do now? Xabi? Gone! Nagelsmann? Gone! How lolsy would it be if Tommy T wins the UCL this season to then get fired and being replaced with Herrn Flick?

Mon dieu! Quite an entertaining tournament: I was ahead for a brief time and comfortably made the money. Then absolutely no luck getting anything and I reached the FT in 5th or 6th spot. One chipleader from Romania started min-raising all the time which was OK for me as I planned to sneak into 5th place or so. Somehow made it into the top-4 with 1,5 BB left. 3rd place had 1,75. Chipleader had 50. I win the ensuing AI and then make a nice call with 856xx with 7 as the spit card. HU with the Romanian, being down 5-50 BBs. I catch him a few times and he gets nervous once the lead changes. After a few lead changes I'm suddenly card lucky again and go AI with QQxxx for 5 BB and the queens hold. Incredible to see how people overvalue their low draws or their 2pairs in these games.

Nothing yet, that's why it's called a Pyrrhic victory. Imagine a German UCL final, we'll never get rid of Edin again! https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13106013/nuri-sahin-interview-borussia-dortmund-assistant-on-jurgen-klopp-jose-mourinho-and-his-own-coaching-dream He's our only hope now!

Lidlpool and West Ham out! "Atalanta is too strong, it's not fair, give us Sturm Graz, Levski Sofia or Inter Turku instead!" The only English team alive is Aston Villa in the Conference League.

Edin forever!?!?!?! I guess, we educated people call that a Pyrrhic victory. Hopefully, Nuri has nudezzz of Edin as well and blackmails him to be in charge of the gameplan. With Edin staying, that means Nagelsmann goes to Bayern or stays with the DFB. Imagine that, Tommy T now trolling everybody and winning the UCL with Bayern, then gets fired and replaced by Nagelsmann, who himself has to successfully play the Euros first. Back to Edin, that means bye bye to Gio Reyna and Old Man Moukoko. We have to sign Maatsen and Sancho, but the money should be there...

The funniest part is that 3 of the 4 English teams in the UCL have been eliminated by German teams! 3 starters for the BVB and Bayern are also EPL rejects (Dier, Maatsen, Sancho). The PL just needs to spend more money. Lidlpool cannot demand to pay Lidl prices and expect to compete with the best teams in Europe.

Thanks EPL-Cucks, 5 UCL spots for the Buli next season! And the best German team isn't even playing!

I decided to pause a little and then to start playing much tighter. Everybody limp/calls, so I limp as well. If the spit card doesn't help me at all, I'd throw away AAxxx against a raise. KKxxx is the new 72o. If I'm going for the low, I keep the pot as small as possible. 2nd Courchevel win in 29 tournies, this time NLO. I like how you actually have to think a little bit playing this game. I'm now trying to gather a little more info/money on these lower levels before thinking about moving up.

What a game by GOATbitzer! And on to the semis we go! Let's see if PSG pays the refs again. The best game of the season and no one really fell off! Sancho, Brandt, Sabitzer, Fülle, Maatsen, Schlotti, Kobel. They all had their great moments!

Sky is reporting that Bayern wants to bring back Nagelsmann, if he won't come, de Zebra and Emery are next on the list. Just let that sink in: Herr Flick won everything with Bayern during the corona season. He then got into a shouting match with manager Brazzo. In 2021, ball sniffer Löw bungled yet another tournament and had to step down. Herr Flick sees his chance and leaves Bayern for the German NT. Bayern then buys out Nagelsmann from Red Bull for 25 M Euro and gives him a 5 year deal at 8 M per year. Fast forward to the spring of 2023: Tommy Tuchel is in talks with Tottenham/Barca after being fired from Chelsea. His side contacts Bayern, telling them if they want him, the time is now. Kahn and Brazzo then fire Nagelsmann while he's skiing in Austria after not even two years into a 5 year deal. The BVB loses the title in May 2023 and Kahn/Brazzo get fired before the final matchday. Kahn was not even allowed to travel to Köln with the team. Fast forward again: Herr Flick gets totally exposed and is fired from the NT. Nagelsmann takes over the NT with so-so results in 6 friendlies: Tommy Tuchel is doing his best to destroy Bayern from within and gets fired as well. Both Bayern and the German NT want to get Nagelsmann under contract. Now imagine, Bayern bringing back Nagelsmann and Germany disappointing during the Euros. Maybe Bayern having a rough start into the new season as well while Don Xabi and Leverkusen keep dominating.... Also, could we all hold a minute of silence for Olli Kahn? He was being pushed as the next big thing as they gave him the CEO spot at Bayern, only to fail so miserably.

10 minutes to go and Bayer employees are already storming the pitch!

Lidlpool just needs to start spending money and get quality players!

2-1 in another summer football clash today for the BVB which caused me to almost fall asleep. At this point in the season I have to almost force myself to watch the games. Especially the early ones. Sancho was sick, Haller had to be replaced due to an injury and Adeyemi with two stupid yellows. Sabitzer with both goals, Atomic Kittens had a good match and the old man was invisible. Tough to say, but the match on Tuesday will be really difficult if Haller and Sancho cannot go. Leverkusen can clinch tomorrow vs Werder. And now Wolfsburg is even fighting relegation. Jakub "Fraud of Poznan" Kaminski with 0 buli minutes in almost 3 months.

No VAR needed here:

Edin during preparation for the match: "I guess, I'll take out Brandt and replace him with Nmecha. That might help us get a 0-0. Also, Fülle still has my nudezzzz, so he has to start." 2-0 at the half, Atletico being the better team. Edin: "Now that we have nothing to lose anyway, we might as well play Brandt and Haller and try to score." @jerry's assessment: Great job by Edin! Antalyaspor! The way the EPLol performed, the 5th place might be enough for the UCL this season. So no Qarabag, Levski or Inter Turku if we get lucky. Sancho is actually working back on defense as well. Gio Reyna used to be that kind of player, but he's now warming the bench for Robin Hood. With Bayern likely spending this summer and Leverkusen as well, we cannot afford someone like Edin any longer. Look at what a coach like Xabi Alonso can do!

LOLverpool just needs more money to invest! West Ham clearly inferior to Leverkusen as well, 32-1 shots! Their Polski goalie was the man of the match according to flashscore.

1-2 vs Atletico in a weird game. Practically 2 own goals to get Madrid to 2-0, then they had additional chances for the 3-0. The game got much better with Brandt coming on in the second half ( @Purps most likely demanding answers at this point) with Haller scoring a beautiful goal. Bynoe-Gittens and Brandt even hit the bar/post. Sancho with a good game as well and all we need is a win in Dortmund now! Also funny to see how Bayern-Arse will turn out. Of course, I'm against Bayern, but I'm also against this joke of a sugar daddy league. In addition to that, the BVB needs German points for the 23/24 ranking in order to get the 5th UCL spot. Next weekend, Leverkusen will clinch the title against Bremen. Speaking of which, Lothar Matthäus is working for sky Germany nowadays and he went around lately claiming that Leverkusen is massively investing for the new season. Question will be if they just replace people like Loldecky/Hlozek/Stanisic or quality guys who want out like Tah/Hincapie/Frimpong or if they really add some playmakers. That would be great for the Bundesliga.

Terror-Edin back in form and the BVB with yet another loss: 0-1 at home vs Stuttgart. Stuttgart won all three matches against the BVB this season, after playing relegation games 10 months ago and losing Sosa, Endo and Mavropanos in the summer! The 1-0 was really beautiful to watch. @Purps' darling Julian Brandt with a really shitty game today, but Fülle was even worse. Leverkusen can clinch next week. Augsburg with their new Danish coach is currently in the Conference League. Now all of a sudden two of the worst clubs in the league, Mainz (Vaxxies) and Köln (LTBGQ) are back in the mix. IN the 2. Bundesliga things could get interested, especially if you hope for the Smurfs to be exterminated: Antifa FC and Kiel should be making it directly. Kiel deserves it, especially how they have been wrecked by corona regulations a few seasons ago when they lost the relegation battle vs Köln. Stubby better get ready to travel to Gelsenkirchen for #PlayerHunt24. Not looking good!

Well, well, well... Mission already accomplished, yet Tommy T keeps sabotaging from the inside! Leverkusen can clinch the title next week. They really only have the Euroleague to play for.

Bundesliga title? In the bag. DFB Pokal? Final against Kaiserslautern. Europa League? Next week vs West Ham. Xabi Alonso can basically focus on the Eurocup now. Still no loss for Leverkusen this season.