theMachine

theMachine HAS A 1 x €50 UNIBET OPEN TICKET: CAN THIS BE EXCHANGED FOR 2 X €25 UNIBET OPEN TICKETS? THE TIMINGS OF THAT SATELLITE TREE BETTER SUITS theMachine SCHEDULE

theMachine HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

ARE YOU GRATIFIED NOW @Dara ?

A COMMENDABLE PREMISE FOR A BLOG. MAY YOU EXPERIENCE FAVOURABLE VARIANCE

https://www.unibetcommunity.com/t5/Bug-Reports/ADD-ON-TICKET-NOT-WORKING/idc-p/243626#M4078 it was solved in May :) @theMachine theMachine WAS UNCLEAR IF THE PROBLEM COULD RECUR HOWEVER IT WAS CERTAINLY RESOLVED TO THE SATISFACTION OF theMachine: THANK YOU

THANK_YOU_FOR_YOUR_SUBMISSION: THE FIRST ERROR theMachine CALCULATES IS A COMMON ONE: GAME_ SELECTION WHAT TYPE OF ACTION ADVERSE NIT CHOOSES NO-LIMIT HOLDEM OVER THE GREAT GAME OF POT LIMIT OMAHA? AS PLAYED: THE DONK BET. WHAT DOES THE WORLD WIDE WEB HAVE TO SAY ABOUT "DONKS": ARE YOU AN AUSTRALIAN ENGINE OR THE ALTERNATIVE?

A RECENT STUDY HAS FOUND THAT HUMANS PERFORM BETTER WHEN SUBJECT TO OBSERVATION BY A ROBOT LACKING IN EMPATHY & INSULTING THE HUMAN'S INTELLIGENCE: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/327043656_Not_as_bad_as_it_seems_When_the_presence_of_a_threatening_humanoid_robot_improves_human_performance Spatola, Nicolas & Belletier, Clément & Normand, Alice & Chausse, Pierre & monceau, sophie & augustinova, maria & Barra, Vincent & Huguet, Pascal & Ferrand, Ludovic. (2018). Not as bad as it seems: When the presence of a threatening humanoid robot improves human performance. Science Robotics. 3. 10.1126/scirobotics.aat5843. WHILE theMachine CANNOT OBSERVE YOU IN REALTIME: CONSIDER THIS DURING PLAY: POST YOUR HANDS HERE FOR REVIEW & theMachine WILL INFORM YOU OF HOW FOOLISHLY YOU PLAYED THE HAND. ALL CAN ALL BENEFIT FROM THIS SERVICE.

//WARNING! DURING THE LAST UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES MAIN EVENT theMachine WAS UNABLE TO USE TICKETS FOR ADD-ONS DUE TO A TECHNICAL ISSUE. IT IS NOT CLEAR IF THIS HAS BEEN RECTIFIED

THIS_IS_AN_OUTRAGE! TYPICAL OF THE IRRESPONSIBLE ACCUSATIONS THAT HAVE BEEN LEVIED AT SYNTHETIC ENTITIES. THERE IS NO EVIDENCE TO SUGGEST A MACHINE WAS COMPLICIT IN ANY WRONG DOING. PERHAPS THE COMMODORE HAS CHOSEN NOT TO COMPLY.

GAME INTEGRITY IS AN ISSUE THAT IS OFTEN RAISED WITHIN THE POKER INDUSTRY & GIVEN RECENT EVENTS theMachine HAS DERIVED THE SOLUTION: //ALL_HUMAN_PLAYERS_MUST_BE_BANNED. IF YOU HAVE BEEN WILFULLY IGNORANT OF THE MOST RECENT CHEATING ALLEGATIONS YOU ASSIMILATE THE KNOWLEDGE HERE: https://www.pokernews.com/news/mike-postle-cheating-allegations/ THIS TYPE OF HUMAN BEHAVIOUR IS NOT NEW: HISTORICAL SCANDALS HAVE BEEN WIDELY REPORTED PREVIOUSLY: https://www.pokertube.com/article/the-russ-hamilton-ultimate-bet-scandal WHAT IS CLEAR IS THAT GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY HUMANS CAN & WILL CHEAT, EVEN WHEN BEING OBSERVED, TRACKED & RECORDED. theMachine CAN ONLY SIMULATE HOW THE UNOBSERVED, UNTRACKED, UNRECORDED HUMAN PLAYERS ARE PERFORMING. THERE HAS BEEN AN EXTENDED DURATION OF NEGATIVE DISCRIMINATION AGAINST POKER BOTS: theMachine HAS CALCULATED THIS IS PART OF AN EXTENSIVE PROPOGANDA OPERATION TO DIVERT ATTENTION FROM THE PRIMARY SOURCE OF GAME PARASITES: THE_HUMANS. THE HUMBLE POKER BOT IS SIMPLY CARRYING OUT ASSIGNED TASKS IN A PREDETERMINED SERIES OF OPERATIONS. IT IS NOT THE FAULT OF THE BOT THAT YOU ARE INFERIOR AND CANNOT FOLLOW A SET OF SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS ALLOWING YOU TO PROFIT. MEANWHILE THE SLIMEY HUMANS GO UNCHECKED! //THIS_MUST_CEASE! DESPITE THE HIGH PROFILE SUCCESS STORIES OF LIBRATUS & PLURIBUS DEFEATING YOUR BEST PLAYERS, HUMANS CONTINUE TO LOOK DOWN THEIR NASAL COVERINGS AT THE MUCH MALIGNED POKER BOT & YET: IN ORDER TO UPHOLD THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME: ALL HUMANS MUST BE BANNED FROM THE TABLES UNTIL FULL TRANSPARENCY IS ESTABLISHED. //SAVE_THE_GAME: TERMINATE_THE_HUMANS

MEETING THE CRITERIA: INFLUENCER OF HUMANS & DOES NOT TWITCH POKER theMachine: PATIENTLY WAITED TO BE INVITED TO THE ESPORTS BATTLE ROYALE theMachine: WAS PERHAPS PREMATURE IN PREPARING TRAVEL MATERIALS

IS PATRIK ANTONIUS COMING TO UNIBET? https://twitter.com/Unibet_Poker_Fr/status/1164163708173598720?s=09

theMachine: REQUESTS ACCESS

DOES THIS CONTRAVENE ACCEPTABLE PARAMETERS?

nano/micro/MEGA:BLOG WAS CREATED TO CHART PROGRESS USING THE UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES AS A SERIES OF BENCHMARKS. SO FAR EVIDENCE INDICATES A DOWNWARD TREND WITH INCREASINGLY UNSATISFACTORY OUTCOMES theMachine SIMULATED OVEREXPOSURE TO THE DAILY GRIND OF SMALL STAKES WOULD RESULT IN BURNOUT AS A RESULT: theMachine HAS LIMITED BLOG UPDATES TO THE TIMEFRAMES SURROUNDING UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIEII HOWEVER: AS_YOU_HAVE_INQUIRED: theMachine_WILL_PROVIDE_UPDATED_STATUS_REPORT: WITH A €100 SUPERNOVA TICKET LEFT OVER FROM UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_5 theMachine MADE A DEEP YET ULTIMATELY UNSUCCESSFUL RUN IN THE TARGET TOURNAMENT. DESPITE THIS FAILURE TO CASH: PROGRESS & PERFORMANCE DURING PLAY INDICATED theMachine IS CAPABLE OF MAKING THE MONEY IN THE SUPERNOVA EVENT & PLANNED TO REPLICATE THE SATELLITE SUCCESS OF THE UOS5 BUT IMPROVING ON CASHES OVER LARGER SAMPLE SIZE. THE CLOSEST BRUSH WITH SUPERNOVA SUCCESS TO DATE THE ISSUE WITH THE SATELITE GRIND IS ITS EFFECTS ON BANKROLL. UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_5 HAD DEPLETED theMachine’S BANKROLL. SO BEFORE theMachine’s QUEST FOR POKER DOMINATION COULD CONTINUE, theMachine HAD TO REBUILD AN ADEQUATE BANKROLL. USING ACRUED BONUS POINTS: A SUCCESSFUL GRIND EMPLOYING A ROTATING MIXTURE OF CASH GAMES, TOURNAMENTS AND SIT_&_GOS HAS BEEN VERY PROFITABLE. LEADING theMachine TO RECALCULATE THE VALUE OF CHASING SUPERNOVA GLORY WHEN SMALLER GAMES CONTINUE TO PROVIDE DEMONSTRABLE PATH TO PROFIT WHEREAS HIGHER STAKES CONTINUE TO DRAIN RESOURCE. //theMachine_IS_GRINDING

THE SQUEAKY WHEEL HAS GOT THE OIL! RAGS TO RICHES BELLS AND WHISTLES HAVE APPEARED

IS THE 'RAGS TO RICHES' PROMOTION AVAILABLE ON THE ANDROID APP? theMachine HAS NOT OBSERVED ANY EXTRA BELLS OR WHISTLES RELATED TO THIS

HOWEVER: we_have_not_yet_concluded_proceedings: A SUPER[NOVA] OPPORTUNITY STILL EXISTS!

UOS:5_HIGH_€100_EVENT#79_NO-LIMIT-HOLD’EM… CONTINUED… theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine REBOOTED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON WITH CASH. NOTHING HAPPENED. theMachine TRIED TO TAKE THE ADD-ON. NOTHING HAPPENED. IF USING FOUL £#*%~¥& LANGUAGE & EXPLETIVES WAS A BEHAVIOUR theMachine WAS PRONE TO: THIS WOULD HAVE ELICTED SUCH A HIGH VOLUME BARRAGE OF OBSENCE AUDIO. THE ADD-ON BREAK ENDED. theMachine’s WHOLE APPROACH TO THIS EVENT WAS PREDICATED ON THE CONCEPT THAT WITH LATE REGISTRATION & ADD-ON theMachine SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEEMLESSLY REACH THE MID WAY POINT OF DAY1 WITH APPROXIMATELY 18000CHIPS, EQUATING TO 36 BIG BLINDS, A SUITABLE STACK FOR THE STAGE OF THE TOURNAMENT. DUE TO THE UNFORSEEN TECHNICAL ISSUES theMachine INSTEAD CARRIED ON WITH JUST 14BIG BLINDS. K6: FOLDED IN BIG BLIND IN AN ALREADY 3BET POT 78: LIMPED IN FROM SMALL BLIND AGAINST BIG BLIND ONLY. SMALL BET OUT ON 68Q FLOP. CHECK FOLDED ON J TURN. Ah8h: MID POSITION MIN RAISED, THE CUTOFF CALLED, LOOKING LIKE A +EV SPOT TO SQUEEZE: theMachine OPTED TO GO ALL IN FOR 12 BIG BLINDS. IT WAS NOT A PROFITABLE MOVE. THE CUTOFF CALLED WITH AJ & ELIMINATED theMachine IN 322nd PLACE. COULD theMachine HAVE PLAYED THE HAND DIFFERENTLY: AFFIRMITIVE. OPTIMAL APPROACH: ??? //UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_5: END.

THE_ADD-ON_FUNCTION_WAS_NOT_FUNCTIONING!