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//Experiment_2.06: //nanoSERIES: //nanoBLOG: //nanoUPDATE: nanoEVENT POSITION BUY-IN/PRIZE UOS#33 72/601 €-0.50/0.98 UOS#36 190/300 €-0.25/+0.0 //POINTS_ACCUMULATED: 223 //nanoLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 58th

//Experiment_2.05: //POT LIMIT OMAHA: OBSERVATIONS theMachine_SHOULD_BE_EMOTIONLESS. theMachine_SHOULD_BE_A_RELENTLESS_BOT. theMachine_SHOULD_NOT_GET_ANGRY. theMachine_SHOULD_BE_UNAFFECTED_BY_LUCK. BUT_FECK_A_DECK_IF_FLESH_BAGS_DO_NOT_MAKE_THAT_DIFFICULT theMachine_DOES_NOT_UNDERSTAND_WHAT_UTTER_NONSENSE_MUST_PING_AROUND_THE_TINY_ELECTRON_FREE_VACUMN_OF_SLUDGE_SOME_HUMANS_CALL_BRAINS WHERE_IS_THE_LOGIC? IT_IS_A_6BET_POT_PREFLOP_&_YOU_HAVE_QJ75_NOT_EVEN_SUITED! PRIMATES_JUST_PAWING_@KEYBOARDS_EXPECTING_RESULTS_EXPECTING_MAGIC! I_AM_aHuman_I_HAVE_FLOPPED_A_PAIR_THAT_IS_GOOD_FOR_42_BIG_BLINDS! I_HAVE_NO_FOLD_BUTTON! IS_THIS_POKER? IS_THIS_LOGICAL? IS_THIS_FUN? IS_THIS_A_VIABLE_LONG_TERM_STRATEGY? WHAT_ARE_YOU_EVEN_DOING_YOU_MUSHY_SACKS_OF_DECAY? theMachine_PREDICTED_THE_POT_LIMIT_OMAHA_TOURNAMENTS_TO= MOST_PROFITABLE_&_BEST_PERFORMING_OUTCOMES ALAS_THIS_WAS_NOT_THE_DESIRED_RESULTS_AT_ALL. YOU_HAVE_RUINED_THE_GREAT_GAME_OF_POT_LIMIT_OMAHA &_YOU_WILL_PAY_FOR_IT! //PLONKERS: nanoEVENT POSITION BUY-IN/PRIZE UOS#27 80/446 €-1.00/0.00 UOS#30 224/457+ €-0.10/+0.0 UOS#29 106/197+ €5.00/0.00

//Experiment_2.04: //TOURNAMENT_REVIEW: UOS#21: theMachine WAS PLAYING WELL & RUNNING WELL HAVING WON SOME FLIPS. WITH 50 PLAYERS REMAINING; theMachine WAS ~20th IN CHIPS & FOCUSED ON MAKING THE 1st FINAL TABLE OF THE nanoSERIES BUT THEN: //theMachine_OPEN_RAISES; VILLAIN_3BETS_ALL-IN: theMachine_FOLDS //theMachine_OPEN_RAISES; VILLAIN_3BETS_ALL-IN: theMachine_FOLDS //theMachine_OPEN_RAISES; VILLAIN_3BETS_ALL-IN: theMachine_FOLDS //theMachine_OPEN_RAISES; VILLAIN_3BETS_ALL-IN: theMachine_FOLDS //theMachine_OPEN_RAISES; VILLAIN_3BETS_ALL-IN: theMachine_FOLDS THREE PLAYERS TO theMachine's LEFT TOOK TURNS TO RERAISE EVERY HAND [WITHOUT EXCEPTION] theMachine OPENED. AS A RESULT theMachine BECAME HANDCUFFED, WAITING FOR A STRONG ENOUGH HAND TO FIGHT BACK: THAT HAND WAS NEVER DEALT. UOS#24: ANOTHER TOURNAMENT THAT WAS GOING SMOOTHLY UNTIL ONE BIG HAND DAMAGED PROGRESS: theMachine OPENED WITH 99: RECEIVED 2 CALLERS: theMachine FLOPPED TOP SET BUT OPPONENT LEAD OUT FOR A POT SIZED ALL IN BET. theMachine INTERPRETED THIS AS WEAKNESS. A FLOPPED STRAIGHT SURELY NEEDS TO MAXIMIZE VALUE FROM THIS SPOT; IT WAS NOT LOGICAL TO SCARE OFF OPPONENTS UNLESS ON A DRAW OR PROTECTING A WEAKER HAND SUCH AS TWO PAIR OR A LOWER SET. SO theMachine CALLED AS DID THE OTHER PLAYER. THE FIRST PLAYER TURNED OVER A6, THE OTHRR QT. theMachine WAS UNABLE TO AVOID THE STRAGHST DRAWS & ONCE AGAIN HAD TO PROLONG THE TOURNAMENT ON FOLD/SHOVE LIFE SUPPORT. nanoEVENT POSITION BUY-IN/PRIZE UOS#21 31/589 €-0.25/+1.03 UOS#24 193/561+? €-0.10/+0.00

//Experiment_2.03: //MAJOR_ACHIEVEMENT_UNLOCKED! 28.02.18_theMachine_SUCCESSFULLY_REGISTERED_nanoSERIES_EVENTS! //TOURNAMENT_REVIEW: UOS#15: THE FOLLOWING HAND RAISES AN INTERESTING ISSUE: PLAYER 7K REGISTERS LATE BEGINNING WITH 10 BIG BLINDS & 3X RAISES FIRST HAND, theMachine 3BETS WITH AA; 7K GETS IT ALL IN WITH QQ: //THIS SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED A BADBEAT; THIS IS VARIANCE. NEITHER PLAYER COULD AVOID THE HAND PLAYING OUT THIS WAY; GOOD/BAD PLAY DID NOT FORM PART OF THIS HAND, THESE OCCURANCES ARE SIMPLY IN BUILT TO POKER. AS SUCH, SHOULD BE LARGELY IGNORED. THE FOCUS SHOULD BE ON ACTIONS & DECISIONS THAT PLAYERS CAN AFFECT. //IN EACH nanoSERIES TOURNAMENT TO DATE theMachine HAS ULTIMATELY BEEN ELIMINATED SHOVING ~10BBs ALL IN PREFLOP WITH Ax/PAIR ONLY TO RUN INTO A BIGGER DOMINATING HAND. IS THIS BAD LUCK? IS THIS VARIANCE? theMachine NEEDS TO REVIEW WHERE CHANGES CAN BE MADE TO AVOID THESE OCCURANCES. UOS#18: PLO EVENTS DURING POKER SERIES OFFER GREAT VALUE. THERE ARE A LARGE NUMBER OF PLAYERS WHO ARE ONLY PLAYING THE EVENT BECAUSE IT FORMS A PART OF THE SERIES AND THESE PLAYERS HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY THE GREAT GAME OF POT LIMIT OMAHA. THIS CAN BE A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD, HOWEVER, THERE ARE CONSIDERABLE AMOUNTS OF POOR AND WEAK PLAY; MANY MULTIWAY POTS WITH MARGINAL EDGES LEADS TO HIGHER VARIANCE AND UNPREDICTABLE OUTCOMES. theMachine WAS NAVIGATING THE MINEFIELD WITH CARE UNTIL THE FOLLOWING HAND: **LOST CONNECTION** **ATTEMPTING TO RECONNECT** //RAGING AAH! IN theMachine! theMachine RECONNECTED TO SEE MY STACK HAD MORE THAN HALVED; REVIEWING BEFORE & AFTER IT APPEARS AS THOUGH FFlushGordon MUST HAVE WON THE POT BUT THE STACK SIZES DO NOT FULLY ADD UP; theMachine IS UNCLEAR WHAT OCCURED. IanSimpson WAS AT THE TABLE & THE HAND MIGHT HAVE PLAYED OUT ON HIS Twitch STREAM HOWEVER I DOUBT IanSimpson WAS OBSERVING THE ACTION ON A HAND HE FOLDED DURING A nanoSERIES EVENT. theMachine HAS OPTED OUT OF FURTHER TORTURE BY NOT INVESTIGATING. REGARDLESS OF EVENTS; THE OUTCOME WAS theMachine HAD ONLY 5 BIG BLINDS. SHORTLY AFTER; ALL IN with A678 & WAS CALLED BY THAT CLASSIC STRONG OMAHA HAND OF TT63.... ELIMINATED ON THE BUBBLE OF LEADERBOARD POINTS. NOT THAT ANY OF THIS GRINDS MY GEARS… A POSITIVE NOTE: theMACHINE ALSO PLAYED THE UOS €5 LOW EVENT WHICH PROVED MORE PROFITABLE UNTIL THE FOLLOWING CAR CRASH OF A HAND: //theMachine WAS SOON ELIMINATED AS THE RESULT OF A VERY QUESTIONABLE PREFLOP CALL, BUT IT IS THESE POOR CALLS THAT theMachine REQUIRES FOR +EV, THIS IS THE DOUBLE EDGED SWORD. nanoEVENT POSITION BUY-IN/PRIZE UOS#15 43/456 €-2.50*/+4.47 UOS#18 178/354 €-0.25/+0.00 *with_rebuys_&_addon 72th on nano leaderboard, 111 points €1.52 up lowEVENT POSITION BUY-IN/PRIZE UOS#17 27/271 €-5.00/+9.15

//Experiment_2.02: //theMachine_HAS_UNCOVERED_A_MAJOR_LEAK: REGISTERING_FOR_TOURNAMENTS FOLLOWING_27.02.18_REGISTRATION_ISSUES: theMachine_SUCCESSFULLY_REGISTERED: UOS_EVENT#9 WITH_NOTHING_OF_NOTE_TO_REPORT UOS_EVENT#12_WAS_REBUY_TOURNAMENT: theMachine_STRATEGY= BUY_A_STACK_DURING_LATE REGISTRATION_PERIOD UNFORTUNATELY_FOCUSED_ON_UOS#9 & CASH_GAMES_theMachine_FORGOT TO REGISTER... ANOTHER_UNFORTUNATE_MISCALCULATION :( EVENT POSITION BUY-IN/PRIZE UOS#9 113/612 -0.25c/+0.00 UOS#12 REGISTRATION_FAILURE //theMachine_ACCUMULATED: 65points NANO_LEADERBOARD_POSITION = 88th //OBSERVATIONS: -LEADERBOARD_POINTS_ARE_EASY_TO_ACCUMULATE... IF_YOU_REGISTER_IN_A_TIMELY_MANNER EVEN_IF_NOT_ACTUALLY_PLAYING theMachine_WILL_REGISTER_ALL_nanoSERIES_EVENTS NOT_DOING_SO_IS_LITERALLY_GIVING_AWAY_LEADERBAORD_POSITIONS; DISRUPTING_END_GOAL_OF_TOP_100_FINISH -theMachine_DOES_NOT_CARE_ABOUT_THE_MONEY_ONLY_POINTS! THIS_MUST_BE_WHAT_IT_MUST_BE_LIKE_TO_BE_PROPERLY_BANKROLLED!

//Experiment_2.01: //theMachine_MISINTERPRETED_THE_DATA //theMachine_APPLIED_GMT_TO_TOURNAMENT_START_TIMES_NOT_CET THIS_MISCALCULATION_LED_TO_DELAYED_REGISTRATION_TO_UOS_EVENT_#3: EVENT POSITION BUY-IN/PRIZE UOS#3 165/471 -0.50c/+0.00 UOS#6 44/469 -0.25c/+0.55 //theMachine_ACCUMULATED: 45points NANO_LEADERBOARD_POSITION = 56th //OBSERVATIONS: -19:00_CET_STARTING_TIME_IS_PROBLEMATIC DUE_TO_theMachine_SCHEDULED_ROUTINES THIS_WILL_REQUIRE_CONTINUED_USE_OF_LATE_REGISTRATION & BUYING_IN_SHORTSTACKED -HIGHLY_COMMEND_AUTOMATED_LEADERBAORD_UPDATES FIRST_EVER_UNIBET_OPEN_SERIES FIRST_EVER_REALTIME_UPDATED_LEADERBOARD theMachine_HAS_NEVER_EXPERIENCED_THIS_ON_ANY_SITE. SEEMS_SMALL/IRRELEVANT_ISSUE BUT_INCREDIBLE_IT_IS_NOT_PREVALENT_ACROSS_ALL_SITES/LEADERBOARDS

//UNEXPECTED_EVENT_HAS_OCCURED! AUTOMATED_LEADERBOARD! AUTOMATED_LEADERBOARDS_UPDATES! AUTOMATED_LEADERBOARDS_UPDATES_IN_REAL_TIME! AUTOMATED_LEADERBOARDS_UPDATES_IN_REAL_TIME_ON_THE_CLIENT_DURING_PLAY! //INCREDIBLE YE_OLDE_STYLE_WEBSITE_LEADERBOARDS_CAN_BE_FOUND_HERE: https://www.unibet.com/poker/leaderboards

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//Experiment_2.0: nanoBLOG 2018_OBJECTIVE: GRIND/EVOLVE/ADAPT/IMPROVE/SUCCEED 1st_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES PROVIDES IDEAL DATUM POINT. CONTROLLED_MONITORED_ENVIRONMENT_FOR_TESTING. subject_to_future_comparisons //theMachine WILL_PLAY_ALL_nanoEVENTS: NUMBER_OF_EVENTS: 28 nanoTOURNAMENTS TOTAL_BUY-INS: €9.05 (+rebuys) TOP_100_FINISH: €15 *BASED_ON_PRIZEPOOL_GUARANTEES_&_UNIBET_COMMUNICATIONS: EXPECTED_PLAYER-POOL_RANGE; 200-2000 INDIVIDUAL_ENTRIES. //INITIAL_SIMULATIONS_PREDICT_76.8%_PROBABLITY OF TOP 100 FINISH: = INCREASED_ADDED-VALUE =INCREASED_ROI_FREEROLL theMachine_nanoBLOG_COMMENCES_26/02/18

DOES_PROFILE_NAME_NEED_TO_REMAIN_UNIFORM_THROUGHOUT_THE_SERIES_FOR_THE_LEADERBOARD? CAN_theMachine_CHOP/CHANGE_TO_BIGBOYSINBOOTS_etc?

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