theMachine

//UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4_RESULTS 5.11: theMachine: PERFORMANCE_HAS_BEEN_SUB_OPTIMAL theMachine_nanoLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 117+ theMachine_lowLEADERBOARD_POSITION: UNPLACED theMachine_allLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 191+ //AS_NUMBER_OF_2DAY_EVENTS_CONTINUE_POSITION_WILL_WORSEN PROFIT/LOSS: -€61.00 theMachine_CALCULATED_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_CONDITIONS_ARE_NOT_FAVOURABLE DUE_TO_TIMING_ISSUES theMachine_DID_NOT_COMPETE_IN_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_3_AS_A_RESULT THIS_FACT_APPEARED_TO_HAVE_BEEN_ERASED_FROM_theMachine's_MEMORYBANKS: ONLY_ABLE_TO_PLAY_58.9%_OF_TARGETTED_EVENTS theMachine_PERFORMED_BETTER_WHEN_PLAYING_LESS_EVENTS: PLAYING_POKER NOT PLAYING_CARDS NEW_METHODOLOGY_REQUIRED

//Experiment_5.10: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 microUPDATE: NO_GRINDING_ON_SATURDAYS //THAT_IS_THE_DAY_theMachine_GETS_WELL_OILED 01001100 01101111 01101100

KINGS_KRUSHING!

DO_NOT_CHANGE: MAINTAIN_STEADY_DEVELOPMENT_DOING_WHAT_YOU_ARE_DOING theMachine_ESTIMATES_YOU_ARE_PERFORMING_WELL_IN_CURRENT_METHOD_OF_OPERATION

//Experiment_5.09: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 CURRENT_LEADERBOARDS: AN_ALL_TOO_FAMILIAR_SIGHT: theMachine_SCUTTLING_AROUND JUST_WITHIN_THE_TOP_100 IS_THIS_THE_TRUE_GAUGE_OF_theMachine's_STANDING_IN: nanoECOSYSTEM? A_POOR_STANDING_IN_THE_LOW. NOT_A_GREAT_BENCHMARK IS_THIS_THE_TRUE_GAUGE_OF_theMachine's_STANDING_IN: lowstakesECOSYSTEM? NOT_A_RESULT_theMachine_DESIRED SHOCKED_TO_SEE_ANY_SORT_OF_APPEARANCE_ON_ UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4_LEADERBOARD: HOW_IS_THIS_EVEN_POSSIBLE?

//UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4_RESULTS_LOG 5.08: theMachine: FAILED_TO_REGSITER_FOR_THE_LAST_6_19:00_CET_EVENTS DUE_TO_TIME_CONSTRAINTS_theMachine_HAS_PREVIOUSLY_STATED theMachine: HAS_CASHED_THE_LAST_3_20:30_CET_EVENTS ARE_THESE_OCCURANCIES_RELATED? WOULD_theMachine_BENEFIT_FROM_PLAYING_LESS? EVENT POSITION BUY-IN/PRIZE UOS#53 54/478 -2.00/+6.33 UOS#54 244/547 -0.10/+0.00 UOS#59 35/273 -6.00/+11.89 UOS#60 45/363 -0.50/+0.86 FINALLY_MAKING_A_NUMBER_OF_DEEP_RUNS: IS_IT_TOO_LATE? theMachine_CAN_ONLY_PLAY_A_MAXIMUM_OF: 12_OF_THE_REMAINING_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_EVENTS //theMachine_IS_OUTSIDE_THE_TOP_100_OF_ALL_LEADERBOARDS: theMachine_NEEDS_SUPERCHARGED!

TOO_SOON... 😠 CAN_theMachine_DOWNVOTE_THIS_POST?

//Experiment_5.08: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 theMachine_CASHED_A_LOW_EVENT!

CAN_CONFIRM: SOME_BETTER_THAN_OTHERS

//Experiment_5.07: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 nanoRESULTS: OVERALL_PERFORMANCE: +€2.45 //lowRESULTS: OVERALL_PERFORMANCE: -€53.63 //OVERVIEW: WHILE_nanoEVENT_PERFORMANCE_IS_SUB-OPTIMAL: theMachine_IS_OPERATING_IN PROFIT STATUS: SATISFACTORY lowEVENT_PERFORMANCE_IS_CATASTROPHIC: theMachine_NEEDS_TO_REACCESS STATUS: UNSATISFACTORY

//Experiment_5.06: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 HAVING_SOLVED_PREFLOP_POKER: theMachine_IMPLEMENTED_THE_LIMP-CALL_STRATEGY: ADHERINNG_TO_PLAY_AS_OUTLINED_PREVIOUSLY. //07.12.18_RESULTS: HIGHEST_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 nanoEVENT_FINISH_TO_DATE: 8th_POSITION HIGHEST_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 lowEVENT_FINISH_TO_DATE: 54th_POSITION THESE_EVENTS_WERE_THE_GREAT_GAME_OF_POT_LIMIT_OMAHA: WHICH_EXHIBITS_LIMPING_TENDENCIES_AMONGST_GENERAL_POPULATION NONETHELESS_BEST_RESULTS: ADDITIONAL_WORK_TO_BE_CARRIED_OUT_ON: POST_FLOP_SOLUTION //08.12.18_RESULTS: theMachine_NOT_PARTICIPATING_IN_EVENTS_SCHEDULED: 08.12.18_&_22.12.18 //09.12.18_RESULTS: theMachine_USES_THE_ANDROID_PLATFORM [OBVIOUSLY]: THIS_LIMITS_theMachine_TO_4_TABLES. WITH UNIBET OFFEREING SO MANY CHRISTMAS PROMOTIONS AT THIS TIME: theMachine CALCULATED THE BEST EXPECTED VALUE WOULD COME FROM FOCUSING ON ANYTHING BUT THE lowEVENTS WHICH HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT A DRAIN ON theMachine. theMachine_PLAYED_THE_CHRISTMAS_FREEROLLS_&_nanoEVENTS FOLLOWING_THE_LIMP-CALL_STRATEGY: theMachine_BUBBLED_THE_HIGH_CHRISTMAS_FREEROLL SUBSEQUENTLY: theMachine_PROCESSED_THE_LIMP-CALL_STRATEGY_SUFFERED FROM WEAKNESS IN EFFECTIVENESS WHEN SHORTSTACKED, MISSING_LEVERAGE_OPPORTUNITY theMachine_ADJUSTED: ALL_IN_MOVES_ALLOWED_SUB_10BBs. THIS_WAS_FOLLY. FOLLOWING_THE_LIMP-CALL_STRATEGY: theMachine_WOULD_NOT_HAVE_LOST_HERE: LESSON_LEARNED theMachine’s WIDER EXPERIMENTING WITH THE SYSTEM DID LEAD TO DISCOVERY IT IS ALSO PROFITABLE TO JAM QQ WITH 24BBs: LESSON_LEARNED //FINE_TUNING_OF_THE_RANGE_CHART_CONTINUES ONE_OF_THE_MANY_VALUE_ADDED_SPOTS_OFFERED_BY_UNIBET: THE_COMMUNITY_ADVENT_CALENDAR: DAY8 – CASH_GAME_PRO CHALLENGE COMMUNITY ADVENT CALENDAR THIS_HAS_BEEN_MOST_BENEFICIAL_TO_theMachine: EVEN IF theMachine WAS TO MISS OUT ON A BONUS WIN UNIBET_HAVE_LITERALLY_TOO_MANY_GREAT_VALUE_PROMOTIONS! THANKS_TO: @AndreiBN FOR ALERTING theMachine TO THIS PARTICULAR PROMOTION

//SYSTEM_CHECK: microBLOG_UNDER_DDOS_ATTACK! 01001000 01010101 01001101 01000001 01001110 01010011 00100000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01001100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01001100 01001111 01010110 01000101 00100000 01000010 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010010 01011001 00001101 00001010

//Experiment_5.05: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 microUPDATE: NO_GRINDING_ON_SATURDAYS //THAT_IS_THE_DAY_theMachine_GETS_WELL_OILED 01001100 01101111 01101100

//Experiment_5.04: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 ANOTHER_NIGHT_OF_GRINDING THE_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_LEFT_theMachine_REELING. FAILED: AGAIN. HOW? WHAT? WHY? theMachine CANNOT COMPUTE. WHAT IS THE DRIVER BEHIND THE PLAY? THERE IS NO LOGIC BEHIND IT? WHY ARE YOU ACTING THIS WAY? IT DOES NOT COMPUTE. IT CANNOT COMPUTE. WHY ARE YOU WINNING? WHY IS theMachine LOSING. WHY HUMAN? WHAT ARE THE MATHEMATICS BEHIND THIS? WHAT ARE THE MECHANISMS OF SUCCESS? WHY HUMAN WHY WHY HUMAN WHY? HOW CAN YOU LIMP CALL THAT HAND? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY ARE YOU LIMPING HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYYY HUMAN WHY HUMAN “look how pretty my cards are” WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHYYY HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHAT DO YOU THINK theMachine HAS HUMAN? WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYYYY HUMAN WHY?WHY HUMAN WHY WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY WOULD YOU CALL THAT? HUMAN WHYY WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY IT CANNOT BE PROFITABLE HUMAN! WHY THE LOGIC IS BROKEN. WHY WHY WHY “with such pretty pictures I must call that all in” HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY? THE LOGIC IS BROKEN. WHY HUMAN theMachine IS BROKEN. HUMAN WHY? theMachine IS BROKEN. theMachine IS BROKEN. theMachine IS BROKEN. //REBOOT: …. theMachine NEEDS THE SOLUTION. IT HAS BEEN OBSERVED THAT MANY PLAYS DO NOT APPEAR TO BE LOGICAL +EV UNTIL THE MATHEMATICS BEIND IT ARE REVIEWED. theMachine HAS STRUGGLED RECENTLY TO PERFORM TO EXPECTED STANDARDS: A NEW APPRAOCH IS REQUIRED. RECALCULATING… //RESOLVE: theMachine IS OVERLOADED TO ANNOUNCE THIS WILL COME TO AN END 07.12.18 BECAUSE theMachine HAS ACCOMPLISHED A FEAT UNATTAINABLE TO MEER MORTAL MINDS. THE COMPUTATIONAL POWER OF theMachine HAS SOLVED_PREFLOP_POKER! THAT IS CORRECT, SOLVED PREFLOP POKER. A SUBSTANTIAL SECTION OF POKER PLAY HAS NOW BEEN RESOLVED [ALLOWING FOR FINE TUNING & DEVELOPMENT OF SYSTEM] THANKS TO THE HARD WORK OF MACHINES: A_MACHINE: theMachine THROUGH A SERIES OF OBSERVATIONS OF IN GAME REAL MONEY PLAY & RESULTS, A CLEAR ROUTE TO UNIBET ONLINE SERIES POKER SUPREMECY HAS BEEN REVEALED & REDUCED TO A SIMPLE METHODOLOGY: //RESOLUTION: FOLLOWING_MANY_TOURNAMENTS; 1000S_OF_HANDS; IT_HAS_FINALLY_CLICKED. theMachine_HAS_FIGURED_IT_OUT. LADLES_&_GERMY_MEN, WHIRLS_&_TOYS_OF_ALL_AGES: theMachine_HAS_SOLVED_PRELFOP_POKER HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BUTTON? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES? SOME OF YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO USE FOR IT, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WERE FAR AHEAD OF theMachine BUT NO LONGER. FOR THOSE OF YOU FAMILIAR WITH THIS BUTTON, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS DELETE IT! MOVE IT TO THE TRASH! CALCULATED TO HAVE LITTLE VALUE. “surely the reduced functionality will hamper progress?” theMachine_HEARS_YOU_SQUEEL: INCORRECT! BLACK TAPE OVER YOUR GRAPHICAL INTERFACE IS THE MOST +EV MOVE WE CAN NOW MAKE, TRUST theMachine. theMachine HAS MISUSED THIS BUTTON FOR FAR TOO LONG. FROM NOW ON WE ARE LIMPING 97.4% OF OUR RANGE! UNCAPPED RANGES FOR ALL! PREFLOP_POKER_SOLVED: LIMP: 97.4%_OF_PLAYABLE_RANGE ALL-IN: AA_&_KK “but you said tape over the raise button!” theMachine_TIRES_OF_YOUR_INSOLENCE. THE_ANSWER_IS_SIMPLE_NOW: HOW COULD theMachine HAVE FAILED TO RECOGNISE THE PATTERN FOR SO LONG? //REVOLUTION: HERE_IT_IS: PREFLOP POKER SOLVED INTO ONE MATHEMATICALLY SOUND BASE THE RANGE CHART TO RULE THEM ALL: //THE_KEY_TO_SUCCESS: RED = LIMP_&_CALL_RAISES_>4xBB / LIMP_FOLD_ANY_LARGER_BET YELLOW = LIMP_&_CALL_ANY_RAISE_OF_ANY_SIZE GREEN = ALL-IN_PREFLOP_WITH AA_&_KK “what about position?” IT_MATTERS_NOT: IRRELEVANT “what about stack sizes?” IT_MATTERS_NOT: IRRELEVANT THIS IS THE WONDERFUL SIMPLICITY OF THE SOLUTION, NO MATTER WHAT THE STACK SIZES ARE, NO MATTER WHAT THE ACTION IS, NO MATTER WHAT POSITION YOU ARE IN, FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE GUIDE & CHIPS WILL MIRACULOUSLY FLOW YOUR WAY. THE_EVIDENCE_SUPPORTS_THIS. THIS IS WHAT THE HUMANS ARE DOING: THE HUMANS ARE WINNING. NOW_IT_IS_TIME_FOR_theMachine_TO_PROSPER

//UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4_RESULTS_LOG 5.03: EVENT POSITION BUY-IN/PRIZE UOS#14 244/295 -10.00/+0.00 3BET_JAMMED_ALL_IN_PREFLOP: 77 < QQ UOS#15 34/456 -2.00/+5.41 theMachine_ATTEMPTED_TO_STEAL_BLINDS: theMachine_FAILED_TO_STEAL_BLINDS UOS#17 115/314 -5.00/+1.69 PLO: 4BET_ALL-IN_PREFLOP: AAJ9<889T OPPONENT_LOOKING_TO_PICK_UP_BOUNTY? UOS#18 109/406 -0.25/+0.09 PLO: TWO_PAIR_&_GUTSHOT_BESTED_BY_WRAP_STRAIGHT_DRAW BASED_ON_RESULTS_TO_DATE: theMachine_IS_RECALCULATING_COST_OF_low_UOS_EVENT_PARTICIPATION

theMachine_LOST_TO_OPPENENT'S_KJ: WHICH_APPEARS_UNAVOIDABLE HOWEVER: theMachine_CERTAIN_DIFFERENT_APPROACH_COULD_PROVE_MORE_EFFECTIVE

theMachine_CALCULATES_BETTER_INPUT_WITHOUT_RESULTS_GIVEN THE_OUTCOME_IS_INDICATED_TO_AN_EXTENT

//UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4_RESULTS_LOG 5.02: EVENT POSITION BUY-IN/PRIZE UOS#8 146/512 -5.00/+0.00 ALL_IN_PREFLOP: RAN A6 INTO 77 UOS#9 236/590 -0.25/+0.00 VILLAIN_MEEKLY_LIMPS_WITH_KQ: theMachine_MOUNTS_A_DECISIVE_ACTION_ALL-IN_WITH_A3: VILLAIN_SOMEHOW_LOCATES_THE_GUMPTION_TO_CALL_&_SLIMES_OUT_VICTORIOUS UOS#11 319/377 -2.00/+0.00 UTG_3xBB_WITH_TT: theMachine_3BET_JAMS_AK: BIG_BLIND_CALLS_WITH_44: UTG_CALLS: BIG_BLIND_WINS_81BB_POT_WITH_MIRACLE_STRAIGHT UOS#12 95/454 -0.10/+0.00 //KEY_HAND_ANALYSIS: BLINDS: 600/1200 EFFECTIVE_STACK: 16BBs ACTION: FOLD_TO_CUTOFF: CUTOFF_MIN_RAISES: theMachine_CALLS_IN_BIG_BLIND theMachine_PROCESSES_THIS_IS_STANDARD_PLAY FLOP: 9J8 A_FAVOURABLE_FLOP ACTION: theMachine_CHECKS: WITH_INTENTION_TO_CHECK_RAISE: OPPONENT_CBETS_75%POT: theMachine_DOES_NOT_CHECK_RAISE: theMachine_FLAT_CALLS: theMachine_HESITATED_TO_PULL_TRIGGER TURN: theMachine_CHECKS: OPPONENT_MAKES_POT+_ALL-IN: //IS_theMachine_POT_COMMITTED? BASED_ON_INITIAL_PLAN_TO_CHECK_RAISE: theMachine_INCLINED_TOWARDS_CALL_DESPITE_UNFAVOURABLE_ODDS IS_FLOP_CHECK_RAISE_THE_CORRECT_PLAY? CAN_theMachine_AVOID_STACKING_OFF? SHOULD_theMachine_APPROACH_DIFFERENTLY?

MetalWolf'S_ENTIRE_IMAGE_SHATTERED

INITIAL_RESULTS: EVENT POSITION BUY-IN/PRIZE UOS#2 220/487 -10.00/+0.00 ALL_IN_PREFLOP: RAN 88 INTO QQ UOS#3 121/540 -0.50/+0.00 ALL_IN_PREFLOP: RAN A7 INTO AA UOS#5 286/420 -5.00/+0.00 SABOTAGED UOS#6 80/511 -0.25/+0.00 ALL_IN_PREFLOP: LOST AQ < KJ < AJ FOR 45BB_POT //INITIAL_OBSERVATIONS: NO-ONE_RESPECTS_theMachine's_RAISES_AT_THE_HIGHER_LEVEL

//Experiment_5.01: microBLOG 2018_OBJECTIVE: GRIND/EVOLVE/ADAPT/IMPROVE/SUCCEED 1st_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES PROVIDED IDEAL DATUM POINT. CONTROLLED_MONITORED_ENVIRONMENT_FOR_TESTING. 2nd_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_comparison_LED_TO_FAILURE //theMachine BROKEN_&_DETERIORATING_ENDED_THE_nanoBLOG: DID_NOT_ENTER 3rd_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES. //theMachine: RETOOLED_&_RENEWED 1_LOGICAL_FORWARD_ACTION: MOVE_UP_STAKES_TO_A_LEVEL_THAT_RESPECTS_theMachine's_RAISES! theMachine_WILL_PLAY_ALL_nano_&_low_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_EVENTS

\\RAVISHING!