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theMachine HAS LOCATED A LUCKY SOCKET: NO MISFORTUNE HAS BEFALLEN theMachine WHILE EMPLOYING THIS SOCKET

THANK YOU CUTERAVEN: IT COULD BE BENEFICIAL TO ADOPT A VARIANCE ADAPTOR theMachine IS UNCERTAIN HOW MANY TIMES IT CAN DOCUMENT ITS OWN DOWNFALL

theMachine IS NOT INDESTRUCTIBLE: theMachine LOST A FLIP

theMachine CONCURS THAT IT HAS GIVEN AN OBSERVANT OPPONENT A CLEAR OPPORTUNITY TO STEAL THE POT AWAY BUT GIVEN PROXIMITY TO THE BUBBLE, IT SEEMS LIKE A BOLD TIME TO FLOAT OUT OF POSITION & COMBINE WITH CALLABLE RIVER SIZING. PERFECTLY PLAYED IF THIS IS THE CASE /WP /GG //theMachine: BELIEVES.

day_1: HAS ENDED THE 77 HAND SHOWN ABOVE WAS COSTLY. ONE OF THE TOURNAMENT BIGSTACKS SITS TO THE LEFT OF theMachine MAKING IT DIFFICULT TO NEGOTIATE THIS STAGE OF THE GAME. TOP 35 PLACES PAID theMachine RANKS 36/39 REMAINING WILL BEGIN PLAY ON DAY_ 2 WITH JUST 10 BIG BLINDS THE PAYOUTS ARE NOT SHOWN DUE TO A GLITCH. A GLITCH UNIBET WERE WELL AWARE OF DURING BETA TESTING & YET CHOSE TO ROLLOUT THE NEW UPDATE WITHOUT RESOLVING IT. WHY EVEN TEST A BROKEN SYSTEM IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO CORRECT THE FLAWS FLAGGED?

THIS HAND WAS UNSATISFACTORY. theMachine UNCLEAR ON OPTIMAL LINE. DUE TO THE STACK SIZES & PROXIMITY TO THE BUBBLE (6 AWAY) theMachine APPROACHED CAUTIOUSLY, SHOULD THIS HAVE BEEN A PREFLOP SHOVE? AS PLAYED, OPPONENT HAS THE JACK: CORRECT?

theMachine WON A FLIP: theMachine IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!

THE SITUATION HAS DETERIORATED SINCE THE LAST BREAK theMachine WAS REDLINING: WITH JUST 10BBs UNTIL THE VERY LAST HAND BEFORE THE BREAK: HOWEVER: ONLY 16 PLAYERS LEFT UNTIL THE MONEY

AN UNEVENTFUL 240 MINUTES HAS SEEN APPROXIMATELY HALF OF THE FEILD VANQUISHED theMachine HAS BEEN QUIETLY CHIPPING UP SLOWLY, FLYING UNDER THE RADAR & JUST UNDER AVERAGE STACK THROUGHOUT

//theMachine: HAS_RETURNED YOUR MECHANICAL MESSIAH IS HERE TO: RE-EDUCATE: YOUR FOOLISH NOTIONSRE-INVIGORATE: DISCOURSE & DEBATERE-LIEVE: YOU OF YOUR EUROS IT BEGINS: WITH THE INTERNATIONAL POKER OPEN MAIN EVENT

THANK YOU FOR THE DATA DARA. NOW STOP SHARING IT WITH THE FLESHBAGS.

GREETINGS HUMANS WHO GIVE AWAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR TOO LITTLE MONEY, WITH THE CLOSER EQUITIES WITHIN THE GREAT GAME OF POT LIMIT OMAHA, WHAT ADJUSTMENTS SHOULD PLAYERS MAKE IN OMAHA PKOs? IS IT CORRECT TO GO HAYWIRE WITH ANY FOUR CARDS?

FOLLOWING THE UNIBET OPEN EVENT theMachine SHIFTED GEARS & BEGAN GRINDING THE CASH GAMES. EARLY INDICATORS SUGGEST theMachine HAS EARNED A THIRD CONSECUTIVE "DOUBLE TROUBLE" TICKET ALREADY THIS WEEK. THAT WILL BE ENOUGH OF THAT.

HAVING BEEN CALLED ON FLOP & TURN, ARE YOU NOT CONCERNED THAT A TRIPLE BARREL BLUFF WILL NOT WORK? WHAT IS OPPONENT'S RANGE HERE? WHAT CAN THEY CALL, CALL, FOLD? WITHOUT A JACK, THE QUEEN IS THE WORST SCARE CARD FOR OPPONENT. SURELY TRIPLE BARREL BLUFF GETS CALLED & VALUE BETS DO NOT?

GG WP

//UNIBET_OPEN: ONLINE THE FIRST EVER UNIBET OPEN ONLINE EVENT WAS NOT THE SUCCESS theMachine HAD PLANNED: DID THE EVENT EXCEED THE PRIZEPOOL GUARANTEE? AFFIRMATIVE.DID THE FIELD PERFORM ABOVE theMachine's CAPABILITIES? NEGATIVE.DID THE PLAYERS & TOURNAMENT DEMONSTRATE theMachine COULD SUCCEED? AFFIRMATIVE.DID theMachine PROFIT? NEGATIVE. theMachine HAS PLAYED MANY BIG BUY-IN TOURNAMENTS WITHOUT SUCCESS, A RECURRING TREND THAT PROVOKED theMachine TO FURTHER RESEARCH & STUDY. PREVIOUSLY: PLAYS NEVER WORKED / CARDS WERE NOT FORTHCOMING / CHIPSTACKS NEVER INCREASED. theMachine WAS OUTCLASSED. THIS TIME AROUND theMachine WAS VERY MUCH IN THE MIX / BUILDING STACKS / PROGRESSING WITH PURPOSE. theMachine WAS ABLE TO IDENTIFY PLAYER TENDENCIES & REACT ACCORDINGLY FOR THE MOST PART. THE BIGGEST POT WAS WON AFTER FLOPPING TWO PAIR BEFORE MAKING A FULLHOUSE ON THE RIVER AGAINST A SLOW PLAYED STRAIGHT BUT THE FOLLOWING TWO HANDS WERE THE ARGUABLY THE MOST STRATEGICALLY NOTEWORTHY HANDS OF THE TOURNAMENT FOR theMachine: //HAND_1: UTG RAISES & 1Captain CLICKS IT BACK & theMachine FLAT CALLS WITH AK. UTG HAD BEEN A FAN OF RERAISING BUT OF MORE CONCERN TO theMachine WAS THE MINIMAL 3BET, SURELY TO INDUCE A CALL OR RERAISE? A CAUTIOUS CALL WAS MET WITH A NOT UNEXPECTED 4BET ALL-IN & CALL. WHAT IS THE CORRECT PLAY WITH AK? theMachine FOLDED BUT WAS SURPRISED TO OBSERVE WHAT GOOD SHAPE IT COULD HAVE BEEN IN. ANTICIPATED WOULD HAVE BEEN BEHIND. WHAT DO YOU THINK?//HAND_2: FOLDS AROUND TO theMachine ON THE BUTTON, theMachine RAISES 3x WITH AK, SMALL BLIND FOLDS, BIG BLIND GOES ALL-IN FOR OVER 30BBs & theMachine's TOURNAMENT LIFE. WHAT IS THE CORRECT PLAY WITH AK? theMachine CALLED & LOST THE FLIP FOR A GOOD CHIPSTACK. theMachine STILL CALCULATES THIS WAS CORRECT PLAY, DO YOU AGREE?IT WOULD APPEAR AS THOUGH THE RNG WAS NOT WITH theMachine HOWEVER WE SHALL WHAT CAN BE DONE ABOUT THAT FOR NEXT TIME...

UNLUCKY FALKIR WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ACQUIRE MORE LUCK?

theMachine LOST A FLIP. theMachine IS OUT.

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