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D - Dispersion
R - Regular

D: - Hi dude.Can I stay with you?
R: - Our heating is not working. Let me take you to the hotel?
D: - Did you forget that i am cold-blooded creature?
R: - No. But I had to try...
D: - Don't be upset. I am just for a couple of days.
R: - Okay, come on. Where will you sleep?
D: - As always. Between you and Tilt!
R: - Did Tilt come too?
D: - Not yet, but soon...
R: - Ask him not to make noise at night.
D: - LOL!!! I will tell him. Who is this hiding under your bed?
R: - Bankroll. Don't you remember him?
D: - Now remembered! So fat became. What are you feeding him?
R: - Eats everything...but very loves fish!
D: - Let's put him on a diet?
R: - He feels good with such weight
D: - Don't argue with me! Open the table...and don't forget to order a new gaming mouse!


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B- bankroll

R- regular nl25 holdem

B: - (ingeniously) Can I go to a walk?

R: - Where?

B: - To friends on a HexaPro Mania Party/html/images/emoticons/Asset46.png

R: - We are cash players. Sit at home!

B: - Dude! It will be fun/html/images/emoticons/Asset7.png

R: - No! thats dangerous for you.

B: - I am not afraid of anything! I am a big boy!

R: - You forgot how you cried last year on UOS?

B: - Now we are stronger!! I sure we will break the  Jackpot!

R: - Ok! GO my friend. Be careful. GL

A few hours later.............................................

R: - Hi dude! You look bad. What news?

B: - There is good news and bad....

R: - What a good news?

B: - We definitely get to a top 30 in the rake race!

R: - Great! 4  stacks on our limit.  And whats the bad news?

B: - Now you regular NL4./html/images/emoticons/Asset14.png

THE END ))))

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Regular and Unibet....Dramatic story!

R: - Who checked your RNG?

U: - We earn poker only 2%

R: - Ok, what about RNG?

U: - RNG is normal

R: - Have а proof?

U: - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

R: - Someone checked RNG?

U: - Yes, someone checked

R: - Have a certificate?

U: - Can you just trust us?

R: - No, I want to be sure that the game is fair!

U: - The game is fair! Shut up and go entertain the fish.

R: - But how, if i lose all the hands?

U: - Ok, ok! On Mondays, we will allow you to rob the fish! Profit not witndraw, you will need it on Thuesday.

R:- Damn... Today is only Thursday... Lord give me strength!


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@Argevolen wrote:





Would have been an interesting visit to the doctor's office, that's for sure...:Rofl: Not that there's anything wrong with it...

We're gonna win on so many levels! We're gonna win, win, win. You're gonna get so tired of winning, you're gonna say: "Mr. President please, we don't wanna win anymore, it's too much!" And I'm gonna say: "I'm sorry, we're gonna keep winning because we're gonna make America great again!"
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