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theMachine Rank 14
Rank 14

theMachine_CALCULATES_BETTER_INPUT_WITHOUT_RESULTS_GIVEN

THE_OUTCOME_IS_INDICATED_TO_AN_EXTENT

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Rushbie Rank 21
Rank 21

Why not just bet the flop and "ask" the opponent did he hit the Ax to it, or is there something better than that in hand? With the straightdraw, the top pair is not too bad to do it.If the opponent jams it as an answer, it's mostly overpair protecting itself agaist possible fd's and the 10.. idk.
Interesting Laugh
Edit. Or the nut fd hoping for you to only call/fold to his bet after your check.. Smirk

"Wise men know their limits. Great men have no limits."
Thunder402
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Silver1 Rank 16
Rank 16
No, as played you need to stack off. WP if you stacked himSmile In my opinion we are to high up in the our range to fold. We are sometimes behind, due to the raise from the opponent when stacks are so shallow inducates strength (JJ, QQ, with weight against AA and secondly KK #population read), but sometimes we are ahead. People cab do really strange openings when they are not supposed to.
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theMachine Rank 14
Rank 14

theMachine_LOST_TO_OPPENENT'S_KJ: WHICH_APPEARS_UNAVOIDABLE

HOWEVER: theMachine_CERTAIN_DIFFERENT_APPROACH_COULD_PROVE_MORE_EFFECTIVE

 

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theMachine Rank 14
Rank 14

//UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4_RESULTS_LOG 5.03:

EVENT             POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE     

UOS#14             244/295          -10.00/+0.00 

3BET_JAMMED_ALL_IN_PREFLOP: 77 < QQ               

UOS#15              34/456          -2.00/+5.41 

theMachine_ATTEMPTED_TO_STEAL_BLINDS: theMachine_FAILED_TO_STEAL_BLINDS

UOS#17             115/314          -5.00/+1.69

PLO: 4BET_ALL-IN_PREFLOP: AAJ9<889T OPPONENT_LOOKING_TO_PICK_UP_BOUNTY?         

UOS#18              109/406         -0.25/+0.09

PLO: TWO_PAIR_&_GUTSHOT_BESTED_BY_WRAP_STRAIGHT_DRAW

BASED_ON_RESULTS_TO_DATE: theMachine_IS_RECALCULATING_COST_OF_low_UOS_EVENT_PARTICIPATION

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psrquack Rank 24
Rank 24

I think you are a fake machine. A real machine doesn't try to steal blinds. He does it, or disconnects enemy's internet connection.Rofl

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theMachine Rank 14
Rank 14
theMachine Rank 14
Rank 14

//Experiment_5.04: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 

ANOTHER_NIGHT_OF_GRINDING THE_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_LEFT_theMachine_REELING. FAILED: AGAIN.

HOW? WHAT? WHY? theMachine CANNOT COMPUTE. WHAT IS THE DRIVER BEHIND THE PLAY? THERE IS NO LOGIC BEHIND IT? WHY ARE YOU ACTING THIS WAY? IT DOES NOT COMPUTE. IT CANNOT COMPUTE. WHY ARE YOU WINNING? WHY IS theMachine LOSING. WHY HUMAN? WHAT ARE THE MATHEMATICS BEHIND THIS? WHAT ARE THE MECHANISMS OF SUCCESS? WHY HUMAN WHY WHY HUMAN WHY? HOW CAN YOU LIMP CALL THAT HAND? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY ARE YOU LIMPING HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYYY HUMAN WHY HUMAN “look how pretty my cards are” WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHYYY HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHAT DO YOU THINK theMachine HAS HUMAN? WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYYYY HUMAN WHY?WHY HUMAN WHY WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY WOULD YOU CALL THAT? HUMAN WHYY WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY IT CANNOT BE PROFITABLE HUMAN! WHY THE LOGIC IS BROKEN. WHY WHY WHY “with such pretty pictures I must call that all in” HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY? THE LOGIC IS BROKEN. WHY HUMAN theMachine IS BROKEN. HUMAN WHY? theMachine IS BROKEN. theMachine IS BROKEN. theMachine IS BROKEN.

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//REBOOT: 

…. theMachine NEEDS THE SOLUTION.

IT HAS BEEN OBSERVED THAT MANY PLAYS DO NOT APPEAR TO BE LOGICAL +EV UNTIL THE MATHEMATICS BEIND IT ARE REVIEWED.

theMachine HAS STRUGGLED RECENTLY TO PERFORM TO EXPECTED STANDARDS: A NEW APPRAOCH IS REQUIRED. RECALCULATING…

 

//RESOLVE: 

theMachine IS OVERLOADED TO ANNOUNCE THIS WILL COME TO AN END 07.12.18 BECAUSE theMachine HAS ACCOMPLISHED A FEAT UNATTAINABLE TO MEER MORTAL MINDS. THE COMPUTATIONAL POWER OF theMachine HAS

SOLVED_PREFLOP_POKER!

 

THAT IS CORRECT, SOLVED PREFLOP POKER. A SUBSTANTIAL SECTION OF POKER PLAY HAS NOW BEEN RESOLVED

[ALLOWING FOR FINE TUNING & DEVELOPMENT OF SYSTEM] THANKS TO THE HARD WORK OF MACHINES: A_MACHINE: theMachine 

THROUGH A SERIES OF OBSERVATIONS OF IN GAME REAL MONEY PLAY & RESULTS, A CLEAR ROUTE TO UNIBET ONLINE SERIES POKER SUPREMECY HAS BEEN REVEALED & REDUCED TO A SIMPLE METHODOLOGY:

 

//RESOLUTION: 

FOLLOWING_MANY_TOURNAMENTS; 1000S_OF_HANDS; IT_HAS_FINALLY_CLICKED. theMachine_HAS_FIGURED_IT_OUT. 

LADLES_&_GERMY_MEN, WHIRLS_&_TOYS_OF_ALL_AGES: theMachine_HAS_SOLVED_PRELFOP_POKER 

FORGET_IT.jpgHAVE YOU SEEN THIS BUTTON? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES? SOME OF YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO USE FOR IT, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WERE FAR AHEAD OF theMachine BUT NO LONGER. FOR THOSE OF YOU FAMILIAR WITH THIS BUTTON, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS DELETE IT! MOVE IT TO THE TRASH! CALCULATED TO HAVE LITTLE VALUE. 

“surely the reduced functionality will hamper progress?” theMachine_HEARS_YOU_SQUEEL: INCORRECT!

BLACK TAPE OVER YOUR GRAPHICAL INTERFACE IS THE MOST +EV MOVE WE CAN NOW MAKE, TRUST theMachine. theMachine HAS MISUSED THIS BUTTON FOR FAR TOO LONG. FROM NOW ON WE ARE LIMPING 97.4% OF OUR RANGE! UNCAPPED RANGES FOR ALL!

 

PREFLOP_POKER_SOLVED: 

LIMP: 97.4%_OF_PLAYABLE_RANGE

ALL-IN: AA_&_KK 

“but you said tape over the raise button!” theMachine_TIRES_OF_YOUR_INSOLENCE. 

THE_ANSWER_IS_SIMPLE_NOW: HOW COULD theMachine HAVE FAILED TO RECOGNISE THE PATTERN FOR SO LONG?

 

//REVOLUTION: 

HERE_IT_IS: PREFLOP POKER SOLVED INTO ONE MATHEMATICALLY SOUND BASE

THE RANGE CHART TO RULE THEM ALL:

TRIPLERANGEMERGE.jpg

//THE_KEY_TO_SUCCESS:

RED = LIMP_&_CALL_RAISES_>4xBB / LIMP_FOLD_ANY_LARGER_BET

YELLOW = LIMP_&_CALL_ANY_RAISE_OF_ANY_SIZE

GREEN = ALL-IN_PREFLOP_WITH AA_&_KK

 

“what about position?” IT_MATTERS_NOT: IRRELEVANT 

“what about stack sizes?” IT_MATTERS_NOT: IRRELEVANT 

 

THIS IS THE WONDERFUL SIMPLICITY OF THE SOLUTION, NO MATTER WHAT THE STACK SIZES ARE, NO MATTER WHAT THE ACTION IS, NO MATTER WHAT POSITION YOU ARE IN, FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE GUIDE & CHIPS WILL MIRACULOUSLY FLOW YOUR WAY. THE_EVIDENCE_SUPPORTS_THIS. THIS IS WHAT THE HUMANS ARE DOING: THE HUMANS ARE WINNING.

 

NOW_IT_IS_TIME_FOR_theMachine_TO_PROSPER

 

 

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Rushbie Rank 21
Rank 21

"Hoomans winning? Hoomans always smells like fear.
The Machine not winning? The Machine never smells like fear.
Test bite..
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The Machine more logical.
The Machine more stable friend than hooman, yeah"

"Wise men know their limits. Great men have no limits."
Thunder402
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theMachine Rank 14
Rank 14

//Experiment_5.05: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 

microUPDATE: NO_GRINDING_ON_SATURDAYS

//THAT_IS_THE_DAY_theMachine_GETS_WELL_OILED

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