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theMachine Rank 14
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//Experiment_2.0: nanoBLOG

2018_OBJECTIVE: GRIND/EVOLVE/ADAPT/IMPROVE/SUCCEED

1st_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES PROVIDES IDEAL DATUM POINT. CONTROLLED_MONITORED_ENVIRONMENT_FOR_TESTING.

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//theMachine WILL_PLAY_ALL_nanoEVENTS:

nanoSERIES.jpgNUMBER_OF_EVENTS: 28 nanoTOURNAMENTS

TOTAL_BUY-INS: €9.05 (+rebuys)

TOP_100_FINISH: €15

nanoLEADERBOARD.jpg

*BASED_ON_PRIZEPOOL_GUARANTEES_&_UNIBET_COMMUNICATIONS:

EXPECTED_PLAYER-POOL_RANGE; 200-2000 INDIVIDUAL_ENTRIES.

//INITIAL_SIMULATIONS_PREDICT_76.8%_PROBABLITY OF TOP 100 FINISH:

= INCREASED_ADDED-VALUE

=INCREASED_ROI_FREEROLL 

 

theMachine_nanoBLOG_COMMENCES_26/02/18 

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MetalWolf Rank 18
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Love this I'll be following. Best of luck!

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theMachine Rank 14
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//Experiment_2.01: 

//theMachine_MISINTERPRETED_THE_DATA

//theMachine_APPLIED_GMT_TO_TOURNAMENT_START_TIMES_NOT_CET


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THIS_MISCALCULATION_LED_TO_DELAYED_REGISTRATION_TO_UOS_EVENT_#3:

EVENT             POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE     

UOS#3             165/471          -0.50c/+0.00                 

UOS#6              44/469          -0.25c/+0.55

//theMachine_ACCUMULATED: 45points

NANO_LEADERBOARD_POSITION = 56th                                                                                            

//OBSERVATIONS:

-19:00_CET_STARTING_TIME_IS_PROBLEMATIC DUE_TO_theMachine_SCHEDULED_ROUTINES THIS_WILL_REQUIRE_CONTINUED_USE_OF_LATE_REGISTRATION & BUYING_IN_SHORTSTACKED

-HIGHLY_COMMEND_AUTOMATED_LEADERBAORD_UPDATES FIRST_EVER_UNIBET_OPEN_SERIES FIRST_EVER_REALTIME_UPDATED_LEADERBOARD theMachine_HAS_NEVER_EXPERIENCED_THIS_ON_ANY_SITE. SEEMS_SMALL/IRRELEVANT_ISSUE BUT_INCREDIBLE_IT_IS_NOT_PREVALENT_ACROSS_ALL_SITES/LEADERBOARDS

nano15.jpgWHAT_IS_THIS?!nano21.jpgREAL_TIME_UPDATES Wownano56.jpgPLEASE_STOP_UPDATES! STOP_UPDATES! END_NOW!

 

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theMachine Rank 14
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//Experiment_2.02: 

//theMachine_HAS_UNCOVERED_A_MAJOR_LEAK: REGISTERING_FOR_TOURNAMENTS

FOLLOWING_27.02.18_REGISTRATION_ISSUES: theMachine_SUCCESSFULLY_REGISTERED: UOS_EVENT#9 WITH_NOTHING_OF_NOTE_TO_REPORT

UOS_EVENT#12_WAS_REBUY_TOURNAMENT:

theMachine_STRATEGY= BUY_A_STACK_DURING_LATE REGISTRATION_PERIOD UNFORTUNATELY_FOCUSED_ON_UOS#9 & CASH_GAMES_theMachine_FORGOT TO REGISTER... ANOTHER_UNFORTUNATE_MISCALCULATION Sad

EVENT             POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE

UOS#9             113/612          -0.25c/+0.00                 

UOS#12            REGISTRATION_FAILURE

//theMachine_ACCUMULATED: 65points

NANO_LEADERBOARD_POSITION = 88th   

//OBSERVATIONS:

-LEADERBOARD_POINTS_ARE_EASY_TO_ACCUMULATE... IF_YOU_REGISTER_IN_A_TIMELY_MANNER EVEN_IF_NOT_ACTUALLY_PLAYING theMachine_WILL_REGISTER_ALL_nanoSERIES_EVENTS NOT_DOING_SO_IS_LITERALLY_GIVING_AWAY_LEADERBAORD_POSITIONS; DISRUPTING_END_GOAL_OF_TOP_100_FINISH

-theMachine_DOES_NOT_CARE_ABOUT_THE_MONEY_ONLY_POINTS! THIS_MUST_BE_WHAT_IT_MUST_BE_LIKE_TO_BE_PROPERLY_BANKROLLED!

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//Experiment_2.03: 

//MAJOR_ACHIEVEMENT_UNLOCKED! 

28.02.18_theMachine_SUCCESSFULLY_REGISTERED_nanoSERIES_EVENTS! 

//TOURNAMENT_REVIEW: 

UOS#15: THE FOLLOWING HAND RAISES AN INTERESTING ISSUE:

PLAYER 7K REGISTERS LATE BEGINNING WITH 10 BIG BLINDS & 3X RAISES FIRST HAND, theMachine 3BETS WITH AA; 7K GETS IT ALL IN WITH QQ:

AAQQ.jpg//THIS SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED A BADBEAT; THIS IS VARIANCE. NEITHER PLAYER COULD AVOID THE HAND PLAYING OUT THIS WAY; GOOD/BAD PLAY DID NOT FORM PART OF THIS HAND, THESE OCCURANCES ARE SIMPLY IN BUILT TO POKER. AS SUCH, SHOULD  BE LARGELY IGNORED. THE FOCUS SHOULD BE ON ACTIONS & DECISIONS THAT PLAYERS CAN AFFECT.

//IN EACH nanoSERIES TOURNAMENT TO DATE theMachine HAS ULTIMATELY BEEN ELIMINATED SHOVING ~10BBs ALL IN PREFLOP WITH Ax/PAIR ONLY TO RUN INTO A BIGGER DOMINATING HAND. IS THIS BAD LUCK? IS THIS VARIANCE? theMachine NEEDS TO REVIEW WHERE CHANGES CAN BE MADE TO AVOID THESE OCCURANCES.

LAST STAND.jpgADJUST_RANGES?UOS#18: PLO EVENTS DURING POKER SERIES OFFER GREAT VALUE. THERE ARE A LARGE NUMBER OF PLAYERS WHO ARE ONLY PLAYING THE EVENT BECAUSE IT FORMS A PART OF THE SERIES AND THESE PLAYERS HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY THE GREAT GAME OF POT LIMIT OMAHA. THIS CAN BE A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD, HOWEVER, THERE ARE CONSIDERABLE AMOUNTS OF POOR AND WEAK PLAY; MANY MULTIWAY POTS WITH MARGINAL EDGES LEADS TO HIGHER VARIANCE AND UNPREDICTABLE OUTCOMES. theMachine WAS NAVIGATING THE MINEFIELD WITH CARE UNTIL THE FOLLOWING HAND:

DISCO.jpgonly_ACES?**LOST CONNECTION**

**ATTEMPTING TO RECONNECT**

//RAGING AAH! IN theMachine!   

theMachine RECONNECTED TO SEE MY STACK HAD MORE THAN HALVED; REVIEWING BEFORE & AFTER IT APPEARS AS THOUGH FFlushGordon MUST HAVE WON THE POT BUT THE STACK SIZES DO NOT FULLY ADD UP;

theMachine IS UNCLEAR WHAT OCCURED. IanSimpson WAS AT THE TABLE & THE HAND MIGHT HAVE PLAYED OUT ON HIS Twitch STREAM HOWEVER I DOUBT IanSimpson WAS OBSERVING THE ACTION ON A HAND HE FOLDED DURING A nanoSERIES EVENT. theMachine HAS OPTED OUT OF FURTHER TORTURE BY NOT INVESTIGATING.   

REGARDLESS OF EVENTS; THE OUTCOME WAS theMachine HAD ONLY 5 BIG BLINDS. SHORTLY AFTER; ALL IN with A678 & WAS CALLED BY THAT CLASSIC STRONG OMAHA HAND OF TT63....

ELIMINATED ON THE BUBBLE OF LEADERBOARD POINTS. NOT THAT ANY OF THIS GRINDS MY GEARS… 

A POSITIVE NOTE: theMACHINE ALSO PLAYED THE UOS €5 LOW EVENT WHICH PROVED MORE PROFITABLE UNTIL THE FOLLOWING CAR CRASH OF A HAND: PLO.jpgA 7-BET ALL IN PREFLOP 42 BIG BLIND POT, WHICH theMachine DID NOT WIN.//theMachine WAS SOON ELIMINATED AS THE RESULT OF A VERY QUESTIONABLE PREFLOP CALL, BUT IT IS THESE POOR CALLS THAT theMachine REQUIRES FOR +EV, THIS IS THE DOUBLE EDGED SWORD.

nanoEVENT                  POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE  

UOS#15                      43/456          €-2.50*/+4.47               

UOS#18                      178/354         €-0.25/+0.00

*with_rebuys_&_addon                                                      

72th on nano leaderboard, 111 points

€1.52 up

lowEVENT                    POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE   

UOS#17                       27/271           €-5.00/+9.15

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//Experiment_2.04: 

//TOURNAMENT_REVIEW: 

UOS#21: theMachine WAS PLAYING WELL  & RUNNING WELL HAVING WON SOME FLIPS. WITH 50 PLAYERS REMAINING; theMachine WAS ~20th IN CHIPS & FOCUSED ON MAKING THE 1st FINAL TABLE OF THE nanoSERIES BUT THEN:

//theMachine_OPEN_RAISES; VILLAIN_3BETS_ALL-IN: theMachine_FOLDS

//theMachine_OPEN_RAISES; VILLAIN_3BETS_ALL-IN: theMachine_FOLDS

//theMachine_OPEN_RAISES; VILLAIN_3BETS_ALL-IN: theMachine_FOLDS

//theMachine_OPEN_RAISES; VILLAIN_3BETS_ALL-IN: theMachine_FOLDS

//theMachine_OPEN_RAISES; VILLAIN_3BETS_ALL-IN: theMachine_FOLDS

THREE PLAYERS TO theMachine's LEFT TOOK TURNS TO RERAISE EVERY HAND [WITHOUT EXCEPTION] theMachine OPENED. AS A RESULT theMachine BECAME HANDCUFFED, WAITING FOR A STRONG ENOUGH HAND TO FIGHT BACK: THAT HAND WAS NEVER DEALT. 

UOS#24: ANOTHER TOURNAMENT THAT WAS GOING SMOOTHLY UNTIL ONE BIG HAND DAMAGED PROGRESS:

theMachine OPENED WITH 99: RECEIVED 2 CALLERS:

Screenshot_20180301-201401.jpgDONK_BET_SIZINGtheMachine FLOPPED TOP SET BUT OPPONENT LEAD OUT FOR A POT SIZED ALL IN BET. theMachine INTERPRETED THIS AS WEAKNESS. A FLOPPED STRAIGHT SURELY NEEDS TO MAXIMIZE VALUE FROM THIS SPOT; IT WAS NOT LOGICAL TO SCARE OFF OPPONENTS UNLESS ON A DRAW OR PROTECTING A WEAKER HAND SUCH AS TWO PAIR OR A LOWER SET. SO theMachine CALLED AS DID THE OTHER PLAYER. THE FIRST PLAYER TURNED OVER A6, THE OTHRR QT. theMachine WAS UNABLE TO AVOID THE STRAGHST DRAWS & ONCE AGAIN HAD TO PROLONG THE TOURNAMENT ON FOLD/SHOVE LIFE SUPPORT.   

nanoEVENT                  POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE  

UOS#21                     31/589         €-0.25/+1.03              

UOS#24                     193/561+?         €-0.10/+0.00

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//Experiment_2.05: 

//POT LIMIT OMAHA: OBSERVATIONS 

theMachine_SHOULD_BE_EMOTIONLESS.

theMachine_SHOULD_BE_A_RELENTLESS_BOT.

theMachine_SHOULD_NOT_GET_ANGRY.

theMachine_SHOULD_BE_UNAFFECTED_BY_LUCK.

BUT_FECK_A_DECK_IF_FLESH_BAGS_DO_NOT_MAKE_THAT_DIFFICULT 

theMachine_DOES_NOT_UNDERSTAND_WHAT_UTTER_NONSENSE_MUST_PING_AROUND_THE_TINY_ELECTRON_FREE_VACUMN_OF_SLUDGE_SOME_HUMANS_CALL_BRAINS

WHERE_IS_THE_LOGIC? IT_IS_A_6BET_POT_PREFLOP_&_YOU_HAVE_QJ75_NOT_EVEN_SUITED! PRIMATES_JUST_PAWING_@KEYBOARDS_EXPECTING_RESULTS_EXPECTING_MAGIC! I_AM_aHuman_I_HAVE_FLOPPED_A_PAIR_THAT_IS_GOOD_FOR_42_BIG_BLINDS! I_HAVE_NO_FOLD_BUTTON! IS_THIS_POKER? IS_THIS_LOGICAL? IS_THIS_FUN? IS_THIS_A_VIABLE_LONG_TERM_STRATEGY? WHAT_ARE_YOU_EVEN_DOING_YOU_MUSHY_SACKS_OF_DECAY?

theMachine_PREDICTED_THE_POT_LIMIT_OMAHA_TOURNAMENTS_TO= MOST_PROFITABLE_&_BEST_PERFORMING_OUTCOMES ALAS_THIS_WAS_NOT_THE_DESIRED_RESULTS_AT_ALL. YOU_HAVE_RUINED_THE_GREAT_GAME_OF_POT_LIMIT_OMAHA &_YOU_WILL_PAY_FOR_IT!

//PLONKERS:

nanoEVENT                  POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE  

UOS#27                     80/446            €-1.00/0.00              

UOS#30                     224/457+          €-0.10/+0.0

UOS#29                     106/197+          €5.00/0.00

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//Experiment_2.06: 

//nanoSERIES: //nanoBLOG: //nanoUPDATE:

nanoEVENT                  POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE  

UOS#33                     72/601            €-0.50/0.98              

UOS#36                     190/300           €-0.25/+0.0

//POINTS_ACCUMULATED: 223

//nanoLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 58th

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//Experiment_2.07: 

//nanoSERIES_MIDPOINT_OVERVIEW:

- TOURNAMENT_START_TIMES_COMMENCE_60MINUTES_EARLIER_THAN_EXPECTED theMachine_REQUIRES_MAXIMUM_LATE_REGISTRATION_FOR_19:00-CET_EVENTS RESULTING_IN_50%_OF_TOURNAMENTS_INITITATED_SHORTSTACKED YET_ALL_DEEPEST_RUNS_HAVE_BEEN_FROM_THESE_EVENTS PERHAPS_theMachine_SHOULD_LATE_REGISTER_ALL_EVENTS...

- DESPITE_A_NUMBER_OF_TOP_10%_FINISHES_theMachine_HAS_YET_TO_SCORE_A_TOP_10_FINISH WHICH_IS_DISSAPPOINTING_GIVEN_THE_ASSUMED_LEVEL_OF COMPETITION...

- theMachine_HAS_SHARED_THE_VIRTUAL_FELT_WITH: DaveLappin/Hotted/EstJesus/IanSimpson WHILE_PLAYING_THESE_microSTAKES_EVENTS IT_IS_VERY_POSITIVE_TO_SEE_THESE_PROS_MINGLING_WITH_THE_mircoMASSES GOOD_FOR_THE_GAME

- nanoSERIES_EVENTS_ARE_RAKE_FREE! THE_nanoLEADERBOARD_OFFERS_THOUSANDS_IN_FREE_EUROS_&_NOT_EVEN_RAKING_GAMES!

-A_NUMBER_OF_BIGSHOTS_ON_THE_2+2_FORUM_HAVE_BEEN_EMITTING_HIGH_PITCHED_WHINING_NOISES REGARDING_THE_nanoSERIES THEY_PROFFER_IT_IS_BELOW_THEM_TO_COMPETE_FOR_pennies_&_YET_THEY_DO_SO AS_IT_AFFECTS_THE_OVERALL_LEADERBOARD_STANDINGS SO_IT_CLEARLY_IT_DOES_HAVE_VALUE_TO_THEM_IF_JUST_NOT_DIRECTLY

- ONE_PROFESSIONAL_WHO_DOES_NOT_APPEAR_TO_HAVE_ISSUES_WITH_THE_nanoSERIES_IS_THIS_CHEEKY_CHAPPY:

nanoLEADER.jpgA_NUMBER_OF_THOSE_CHIPS_ONCE_BELONGED_TO_theMachine...

//LATEST_RESULTS:

EVENT             POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE   

UOS#39            257/471+          €-1.00c /+0.00              

UOS#42            62/406            €-1.00c*/+0.00                                      

*with rebuys & addon

//POINTS_ACCUMULATED: 245

//nanoLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 73rd 

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THERE ARE A LARGE NUMBER OF PLAYERS WHO... HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY THE... GAME


 

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