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Yeah, it's funny how people always go for the low, when there's a 40 % chance or so that there's no low at all. What don't you like about NL O8? Due to tax reasons for Germans, cash games are off limit. But I remember playing these games maybe 10 years ago. I had no clue what I was doing. Do you have any experience playing Stud MTTs? Me neither. I thought, well maybe we then play for a bounty or a tournament prize of 10 $ or so. But nope, winner of the HU gets 7 cents and the honour of winning the tournament. 3rd place received 25 $. But you can check it out yourself, it runs everyday at 0:15 GMT.

Well, well, well: 2-0 win in France with Nagelsmann's new team, save to say that Hummels, Süle, Schlotte, player of the year Emre Can, Brandt, Adeyemi and Moukoko can now start booking their summer holidays already! Hopefully the BVB bosses don't fuck up for once and fire Edin in order to pick up Nagelsmann for the new season. Speaking of the BVB: Bild is reporting that the Old Man, Emre Can, Bense, Haller and Özcan are allowed to leave. Reus and Hummels are now rumoured to retire after the season. Malen is on his way to the EPL (75 M + boni is the least I'd expect). We could be looking at a completely refreshed team next year.

After some time I would like to share some positives with you: Inspired by the unibetcommunity's cuddliest member, @Farseer, and after watching a surpisingly good educational series on youtube, I decided to get into Omaha a little. I played some SNGs to get a feeling for Omaha, High/Low and bounties in order to then move onto MTTS. Today I played my 3rd Courchevel MTT: Courchevel, you might ask? That's 5-card Omaha H/L with the first flop card being visible all the time. Pretty interesting game and most guys have no clue. Even I made the mistake of chasing for the low one time during my run, only to realize afterwards that I didn't even have a low draw. I cannot even imagine the cognitive issues some half drunk Finns, Brits or Canadians are running into playing this game. Having said that, I still went on an absolute heater towards the end, taking out half the final table in the first hand, and went into HU with something like a 5-1 chips advantage. Well, well, well: 1st place: 42,00 $ 2nd place: 41,93 $ Lolsy opponents and a lolsy structure, I might play that more often and see how it goes.

@Rushbie Watching "The Gentlemen" right now, one episode at a time, and so far it's entertaining. Fredward FTW! I'll watch Shogun once all episodes are in, however I had to set it up for my father to watch, who read the book, and he likes it as well. Two good recommendations! @jerry Does this show run on TV Polonia or Polski Sat as well? I don't know what made me watch it, however they marketed it as a dark and gritty mystery thriller and corrupt journalists propagandists were praising it was well. Usually I know better that to trust anything coming out of German Public TV, but Babylon Berlin is also in part produced by ARD and Dark was great. What can I say? An absolute pile of crap and the worst part? Half of it was in Polski with subtitles!

@Purps Numbers for Köln-RB have been updated. Has there ever been a player with more points than Musiala this week? 2 goals, 1 assist, 9 shots and 7 assists to shots. That's what hair loss does to a man! I said it before, Malen is best when he plays on the right side, with a strong winger on the other side and a central striker that plays with the team instead of just looking to finish. In form, Malen is great 1v1 and also has a good shot. A player well worth 75 M + boni! Malen had better numbers in Holland than Gakpo at Eindhoven and Antony at Ajax. Over the last 365 days, he's scored 19 goals and 8 assists in the Buli. Who finished first in the group with BVB, PSG, Milan and Newcastle?

Lidlpool needs more help! I know, I know, @Livertool, it would be the best case scenario if you could always invite your gf/bf to your home and serve xir a nice Dr. Oetker pizza you got from Lidl for 2,59 Euro. However sometimes you need to spend some money and go out to a pizza shop or even a restaurant for dinner. Having said that: Important 1-1 assisted today again! All in all, the whole season feels deflated now. Yes, the BVB won today, but in 2 weeks we'll get gangbanged in Munich again and after that Stuttgart comes to town. Followed by Gladbach, Leverkusen and Red Bull. Cannot wait for Terror-Edin being replaced with Nagelsmann. @Purps Do you know when the fantasy points for Köln-Red Bull are going to be added?

Of course, it's not like that Nagelsmann was wrong here. @Purps' favourite player Julian Brandt might have gotten the short end of the stick, however with Wirtz and Musiala and maybe even Gündogan, you have all the creativity you need. Everyone, except Lidlpool! 75 M + boni and he could be all yours! Wait until he makes some moves in the UCL 1/4-finals or even in the 1/2-finals and his price will go up. There's also the Euro in the summer.

That turned out painful towards the end...

I know, a lot of things to post about here: Macron's "wife" is a man, Happy Ramadan street lights in Frankfurt, Nagelsmann kicking every BVB player out of the National Team (except Fülle),Terror-Edin dominating Europe, Sancho getting back in form... Well, well, well...The top-8 clubs in Europe. Lidlpool just needs more help! Simeone vs Terror-Edin: Under 1,5 goals for Atletico vs BVB is at 3,5. Sounds like a value bet to me. Atletico seems beatable, however how are we going to fire Edin then??? The BVB also clinched the club WC in 2025 and there are reports that ManU wants to sell Sancho for 35-40 M. Honestly, that's a good price, especially if we can transfer Malen to the EPL.

You mean the same Edin who used to be Technical Director in 21/22 and was heavily involved in planning the squad in 22/23 and 23/24 as well? The same Edin who refused Edson Alvarez, yet wanted to extend Emre Can? The same Edin that refuses to come up with a plan to incorporate Old Man Mouki, yet is still OK with paying him 6 M a year? That's one of my main points: Edin is mainly responsible for this squad! I said it before and I'll say it again, Leverkusen winning the title with such a performance and Watzke leaving will be the best case scenario for BVB fans. #SaveUsNagelsmann

Again, we're talking about Sancho, Adeyemi and Malen for two winger positions. Adeyemi has been injured so far and scored his first goal of the season against Union. So far we didn't even have the luxury of sitting one of the other to give Sancho preferential treatment. Against Werder on Saturday all three players seem to be fit together for the first time. However then there's also the chance of e.g. Sancho coming off the bench vs Werder and then starting vs PSV and so on. Maatsen is a good player, but so far he played well against the crappy teams. Kicker graded him 5,0 (1,0 is the best, 6,0 is the worst) against PSV, so we'll have to see how he does vs PSV, Frankfurt, Stuttgart, Red Bull, Bayern and Leverkusen. I'm watching every BVB game and let me tell you, it's all Edin's fault. We're 20 points behind Leverkusen and 6 points behind Stuttgart. Stuttgart was playing relegation games last season and lost Sosa, Mavropanos and Endo. The team is winning despite Edin, not because of him.

Ten Inch needs more time!#LetHimCook #ETH2030

GM Kehl was on TV yesterday answering questions about the BVB. Of course, similar to politicians talking about engineers and astronauts, you have to read between the lines a lot and look for what he's not mentioning. He made some interesting statements about Maatsen and Sancho, similar to what I'm telling you guys all the time. The BVB is interested in bringing them back if the price is right. Selling Malen for 75 M plus boni to Pool/ManU/Arse would be enough. In addition to that, we also saved some Euros here and there with Meunier, Gio, Blank, Rijkhoff. So I don't think that Sancho has no future at the club, it might however be a little bit complicated. Having said that, without Sancho the depth chart for our wingers looked like this: Adeyemi (Bynoe-Gittens)- Malen (Duranville) Adeyemi suffers from pacey black guy syndrome: A lot of muscle injuries. Bynoe-Gittens suffers from Katy Perry syndrome: Hot'n'Cold. Also not really working back on defense. Malen cannot play all the minutes. Duranville is still growing. Bynoe-Gittens is the only one really suffering from Sancho being there, however with 5 changes per game, there's plenty of time for him to get in, especially once we have to play all the big teams from mid March to mid April.

Anybody seen the end of Valencia-Real? Just by looking at the ref, I was getting serious PTSD! So I checked his games and he was the clown that gave the ridiculous handball for PSG in the UCL match against the BVB. The first game, where Edin was parking the bus and the BVB then lost 2-0 in Paris. I don't want to ruin your Sunday, however Daddy Wirtz gave an interview this week saying that he expects his son to stay at Leverkusen for the next 2 (!!!!) years. I get the feeling that Alonso is staying as well and trying to make a name for himself with this team in the UCL next season. Tommy T or Herr Flick it'll be for you... This is not FIFA. Sancho isn't really falling off, Edin just has no clue about getting him involved. Give him playing time and the results will come. Bayern playing on Tuesday vs Lazio. This could be it for Tommy, not that he really cares anymore...

Barca is so poor that they cannot afford to watch All or Nothing and are too stupid to pirate it: The grey goose flies again! So, Tommy T to Lidlpool confirmed? I said it before, bringing in Sancho for just half a year is dumb, because you need time to get him back in form. So his current performance has to be put in perspective. Again, it depends on what Sancho wants. Does he want to play football at a high level or does he want to collect a huge paycheck? I think the Lidl grill kebab is the bigger issue here compared to the 1 cent "discount". The BVB still has to play all the other top-6 teams. The win against Union was pretty boring. In the end, a great goal by the Albanian Milfhunter and Maatsen with another superb effort were enough.

Arsenal, Pool, ManU, all interested in Donny Malen. Well, well, well, I don't know whether 75 M + boni is enough here. 9 goals last season, 10 already this season. Mudryk set the market here, buddy. Speaking of which, I remember when Leverkusen thought "here we go" in the summer of 22 for 20 M or so. Deal falls apart and in the winter he suddenly costs 70 M. The BVB fanbase is now unhappy with everybody, except Malen. Even Sancho is getting criticized and I'm wondering what these guys expected? His performance was OK considering his long inactivity and his muscle injury. Today we play vs Union and I have a very bad feeling here. No BVB player in fantasy. Dier's contract extended automatically due to his playing time. This will be funny as well for next year: Dier and Guerreiro are Tuchel's players. Same for Boey. All in all, the perfect example of a double agent destroying a club from the inside. Extend Ten Hag and the future is golden! I think Tuchel will go back to England, so he can get fired by Pool in 18 months. Hopefully we'll be getting Nagelsmann! Don't forget, he left his wife and kids for Ms Wurzenberger, so he cannot relocate his family to the UK. My question still remains: Edin or Tuchel, who'll be fired first?

I'm getting eye cancer from this dark mode! Bayern phoning it in now, it seems! RIP to @jerry's UCL bets! So who's getting fired first? Edin or Tommy?

@Purps B-b-b-b-b-b-but we had more xGoals! The game was entertaining though, however Hoffenheim wasn't really that strong. If this team gives us problems, things won't get easier. Terror-Edin playing with Can - Schlotti as CBs and Sabitzer as the only #6 and then conceding 3 stupid goals should be enough to get fired on the spot.

So far, Alonso coached 49 Buli matches with a PPG of 2,16. On pace to 73 points per season after taking over a struggling Leverkusen last season. Last season, they also reached the Euroleague semi finals under him. It's not just one season. Look at the player development under him. Grimaldo, Frimpong, Boniface, Wirtz, Koussunou... Sure, but this can happen to any coach. If it can happen to any coach, then there's no "Alonso-specific" risk being associated with it. Tough to say whether it's what you need for Real, especially when they also add Donatello and Endrick next season, but for Lidlpool, it should be enough. The BVB is playing Hoffenheim on Sunday and this game will likely put you to sleep. In no way, shape or form would I consider myself being hyped for this one. Hopefully Terror-Edin is history after this season, especially with Watzke leaving and Leverkusen winning the title.

Assuming Alonso wins the Buli with freaking Vizekusen Loserkusen Neverkusen Leverkusen, who last won the UEFA Cup in 1988 and a DFB Pokal vs Hertha 2 in 1993 or so, he would be the first coach since Kloppo in 2012 to win the title with a non-Bayern team. The first coach to win the league without Bayern or the BVB since Magath did so 15 years ago. Potter won nothing with Brighton. Leverkusen is on pace for 90 points. Since 18/19, Bayern won the league with 82, 78, 77 and 71 points last year. Bayern currently is on pace for 78. 7 points more than last season. Alonso took over Leverkusen on MD 9 last season when they were in 17th place and did lead them into the Euroleague They're playing great football and still have chances in the Euroleague and the DFB Cup. He's the #1 coaching prospect right now, way ahead of de Zebra. Hopefully he stays with Leverkusen, to play UCL with this team and then move on to Real. Lidlpool is beneath him and a bad choice to follow Kloppo. However a better potential selection than Bayern.

Welcome to Liverpool, Tommy! Or you'll get Flick! Leverkusen already leading 1:0.

Pretty solid Buli matchday this time around: Leverkusen gets the Friday night game Bayern-Red Bull is the Topspiel tomorrow The BVB plays late on Sunday Funny thing is that Red Bull needs points to put pressure on Dortmund, that could be it for Tommy T. Hoffenheim at home is the last easy opponent, after that the BVB travels to Union, to Bremen and plays Frankfurt at home. After the National Team break, we'll see Bayern-BVB in the Topspiel.

The DFL bent the knee and cancelled their search for a hedge fund. The supporters won! B-b-b-b-b-but you would be taking the money as well, they said. No we wouldn't, we're not pathetic cucks like the Brits! You forgot the BVB, hopefully. Kloppo is taking the year off, at least that's what he promised his wife. I also don't think he'll be joining Bayern. Why would he? What can he win at Bayern that he hasn't won already? German national coach some time in the future should be it. Bayern kicking out Tuchel now means that they're already scouting new coaches. So Lidlpool better pay up this time if they want to have a shot at Xabi Alonso. Personally, I'm still hoping for Nagelsmann to join the BVB. Offensively, I haven't seen anything yet to say that Nuri would be the answer here and another lost season under Terror-Edin is out of the question.

Tommy T out after the season. Well, if Red Bull takes care of business, Tuchel might as well leave on Sunday. Great job bei Tuchel infiltrating Bayern and bringing the club down. Sure, another transfer summer with him in charge would have been the cherry on top, but let's not get greedy here! What a fraud! So, who's taking over? Herr Flick? Jogi Löw? Xabi Alonso? Nagelsmann again?