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Sky is reporting that Bayern wants to bring back Nagelsmann, if he won't come, de Zebra and Emery are next on the list. Just let that sink in: Herr Flick won everything with Bayern during the corona season. He then got into a shouting match with manager Brazzo. In 2021, ball sniffer Löw bungled yet another tournament and had to step down. Herr Flick sees his chance and leaves Bayern for the German NT. Bayern then buys out Nagelsmann from Red Bull for 25 M Euro and gives him a 5 year deal at 8 M per year. Fast forward to the spring of 2023: Tommy Tuchel is in talks with Tottenham/Barca after being fired from Chelsea. His side contacts Bayern, telling them if they want him, the time is now. Kahn and Brazzo then fire Nagelsmann while he's skiing in Austria after not even two years into a 5 year deal. The BVB loses the title in May 2023 and Kahn/Brazzo get fired before the final matchday. Kahn was not even allowed to travel to Köln with the team. Fast forward again: Herr Flick gets totally exposed and is fired from the NT. Nagelsmann takes over the NT with so-so results in 6 friendlies: Tommy Tuchel is doing his best to destroy Bayern from within and gets fired as well. Both Bayern and the German NT want to get Nagelsmann under contract. Now imagine, Bayern bringing back Nagelsmann and Germany disappointing during the Euros. Maybe Bayern having a rough start into the new season as well while Don Xabi and Leverkusen keep dominating.... Also, could we all hold a minute of silence for Olli Kahn? He was being pushed as the next big thing as they gave him the CEO spot at Bayern, only to fail so miserably.

10 minutes to go and Bayer employees are already storming the pitch!

Lidlpool just needs to start spending money and get quality players!

2-1 in another summer football clash today for the BVB which caused me to almost fall asleep. At this point in the season I have to almost force myself to watch the games. Especially the early ones. Sancho was sick, Haller had to be replaced due to an injury and Adeyemi with two stupid yellows. Sabitzer with both goals, Atomic Kittens had a good match and the old man was invisible. Tough to say, but the match on Tuesday will be really difficult if Haller and Sancho cannot go. Leverkusen can clinch tomorrow vs Werder. And now Wolfsburg is even fighting relegation. Jakub "Fraud of Poznan" Kaminski with 0 buli minutes in almost 3 months.

No VAR needed here:

Edin during preparation for the match: "I guess, I'll take out Brandt and replace him with Nmecha. That might help us get a 0-0. Also, Fülle still has my nudezzzz, so he has to start." 2-0 at the half, Atletico being the better team. Edin: "Now that we have nothing to lose anyway, we might as well play Brandt and Haller and try to score." @jerry's assessment: Great job by Edin! Antalyaspor! The way the EPLol performed, the 5th place might be enough for the UCL this season. So no Qarabag, Levski or Inter Turku if we get lucky. Sancho is actually working back on defense as well. Gio Reyna used to be that kind of player, but he's now warming the bench for Robin Hood. With Bayern likely spending this summer and Leverkusen as well, we cannot afford someone like Edin any longer. Look at what a coach like Xabi Alonso can do!

LOLverpool just needs more money to invest! West Ham clearly inferior to Leverkusen as well, 32-1 shots! Their Polski goalie was the man of the match according to flashscore.

1-2 vs Atletico in a weird game. Practically 2 own goals to get Madrid to 2-0, then they had additional chances for the 3-0. The game got much better with Brandt coming on in the second half ( @Purps most likely demanding answers at this point) with Haller scoring a beautiful goal. Bynoe-Gittens and Brandt even hit the bar/post. Sancho with a good game as well and all we need is a win in Dortmund now! Also funny to see how Bayern-Arse will turn out. Of course, I'm against Bayern, but I'm also against this joke of a sugar daddy league. In addition to that, the BVB needs German points for the 23/24 ranking in order to get the 5th UCL spot. Next weekend, Leverkusen will clinch the title against Bremen. Speaking of which, Lothar Matthäus is working for sky Germany nowadays and he went around lately claiming that Leverkusen is massively investing for the new season. Question will be if they just replace people like Loldecky/Hlozek/Stanisic or quality guys who want out like Tah/Hincapie/Frimpong or if they really add some playmakers. That would be great for the Bundesliga.

Terror-Edin back in form and the BVB with yet another loss: 0-1 at home vs Stuttgart. Stuttgart won all three matches against the BVB this season, after playing relegation games 10 months ago and losing Sosa, Endo and Mavropanos in the summer! The 1-0 was really beautiful to watch. @Purps' darling Julian Brandt with a really shitty game today, but Fülle was even worse. Leverkusen can clinch next week. Augsburg with their new Danish coach is currently in the Conference League. Now all of a sudden two of the worst clubs in the league, Mainz (Vaxxies) and Köln (LTBGQ) are back in the mix. IN the 2. Bundesliga things could get interested, especially if you hope for the Smurfs to be exterminated: Antifa FC and Kiel should be making it directly. Kiel deserves it, especially how they have been wrecked by corona regulations a few seasons ago when they lost the relegation battle vs Köln. Stubby better get ready to travel to Gelsenkirchen for #PlayerHunt24. Not looking good!

Well, well, well... Mission already accomplished, yet Tommy T keeps sabotaging from the inside! Leverkusen can clinch the title next week. They really only have the Euroleague to play for.

Bundesliga title? In the bag. DFB Pokal? Final against Kaiserslautern. Europa League? Next week vs West Ham. Xabi Alonso can basically focus on the Eurocup now. Still no loss for Leverkusen this season.

Gleen Greenwald (of Edward Snowden fame) and Prof Mearsheimer about the situation in Ukraine and Gaza. Very interesting: The Hill TV on youtube also has surprising content: Well, well, well...Something I told you guys for 2 years now. Summary:

Thanks! I'm checking the results then in order to spam the Nigel Farage meme in the end! When is Shitty's investigation to be concluded?

Like I mentioned before, this game felt like summer football and Bayern was in terrible shape, so I wouldn't put too much into the result. Edin dragged the team down so much that 8 out of the starting 11 players had 2 weeks off in order to prepare for this match in Dortmund. Bayern had most of their team travelling to their National Teams. Tuchel is mailing it in now and gone in 2 months. Bayern has absolutely nothing to play for anymore in the league. Davies however also had a clear shot like that at the start of the 2nd half and totally missed it... I said it in preseason last year, Nmecha always manages to get in central position, 10-20 meters away from the goal. If he starts making these shots, watch out! BVB-Stuttgart next week.

Sorry, I don't follow sugar daddy leagues like the EPL. B-b-b-b-but Poop Fraudiola is such a good coach...

Double agent Tommy T with another masterclass! Mission accomplished! That was absolutely nothing from Bayern. I don't know, the whole season feels deflated for both teams, like I mentioned earlier, this game felt like summer football with two idiots at the sideline: Edin cannot do it any better, Tuchel doesn't care. At this rate, we're going to see Edin being extended at the end of the season.

My exact thought as well! What are you doing Brandt? The ball is too far....Milfhunter is the fastest player in the Buli and Dier seems like a boomer running in quicksand.

Well, well, well.... MILFHUNTER!!!!!!! HUMMELS!!!!!!! Feels like summer football between two retarded coaches. Hummels is really good today, Flipperkrug has to be subbed out.

@jerry

Well, well, well... Xabi to Real in 2025? Lidlpool obviously thinks it can attract top talent, making Lidl offers! 😁 So Rangnick or Herr Flick it is for Bayern? 😀 Malen is not playing in Munich, so I'm expecting Fülle Adeyemi Sancho Brandt Can Nmecha Maatsen Schlotti Süle Ryerson Meyer tomorrow. Maybe Hummels gets a spot as well, but that should be it.

OMG, Bayern also got Guerreiro for "free". What a steal, Raphael Gurreiro under Tuchel playing in central midfield... More muscle injuries than Bundesliga scorers for him so far and Tuchel is gone this summer... Let's agree that we look at the games in April first before judging Maatsen. Alonso is their #1, I just don't think it makes sense for him to join them after completely dominating the league with Leverkusen. Nagelsmann would be funny, however there was a reason he was fired. Hoeneß extended in Stuttgart. The Zebra is not a guy for Bayern right now. He doesn't have a big name, or any name at all, with the regular football fan. Herr Flick would be so funny, but only another scamdemic can save him. Rangnick as Red Bull double agent destroying the club from the inside would be my preference.

Bense out for the season and Kobel ill (again!?!?!?!?!?!??!!). Haller is back for the Bayern game. Will be interesting to see how the BVB plays now that almost the whole team was at home to prepare. I think Nmecha should get his chance from the beginning. Honestly, this season feels weird, like it's already over. Similar to the second part of 17/18 when Batshuayi was running wild. However the BVB still has to fight for the UCL and against Atletico. The next matches: Kicker is reporting that Ralle Rangnick is the #1 option in case Alonso declines. Herr Flick is also an option. De Zebra has the language problem; Zidane, Mourinho, Conte and Nagelsmann are not an option. Please let it be Rangnick!!!!!!!! Like I said here when he joined ManU: He's great when it comes to building up plastic clubs, but leading top clubs to titles is not his strength.