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DAY 20

   An hour and a quarter, 180 hands, in the end after having been up to over 90BB a disappointing profit of €1.12.

BullyBoy

Fun Factor: 5/10  

 Thanks for the shove profit wise. 👍   I was going to play in the community thing on Thursday night, even sat there at the beginning, didn't realise there weren't enough starters or would have jumped in. Was also going to play last night but the bubble in the tourney I was in started right about the same time so I decided to give it a miss. Good luck today, I usually hit quickly or much more often take forever and lose too much. 🥴 Take it steady. 

   Just a quick update on the horse racing front before I leave this blog, as I'm no longer betting with UB there seems no point updating here. 😭

On to Cheltenham, the best horse racing festival in the world. I used to go one or two days every year, it became the annual pilgrimage but I've not been for a long time, still look forward to it every year and watch on the telly.

DAY 1

Looking back the exchanges usually seemed to be better than SP's so I decided to shift to them.

DAY 2

DAY 3

DAY 4

Eight winners from twenty seven, €44.85 profit, maybe UB were right to stop me receiving promos, 🤔 onwards and upwards. 🍀🥂

DAY 19 (yesterday)

   That turned out to be somewhat of an interesting experience. I played two tourneys, one going quite deep without cashing and the other over fairly quickly, no bounties, 🥲 then went for the €1 Banzai. Great fun, third hand took out two players, 5 hands later another two, no stopping me now. Eventually 12 bounties and 2nd place from 40 entries. 😀

Happy days. 😀 Not so fast, the promo page didn't update, no ticket, no new avatar. A quick check and a horrid realisation that tourneys had to be a minimum €2 buy in. Being a poker player I had to blame someone, this time @HardGain takes the rap as I'd seen his screenshot showing all €1 and €2 bounty tourneys so just dived in. 🤨 So onto the next, another PLO, lasted about 5 hands in that one.😒 All this while watching the racing at Cheltenham ( a highly successful 4 days for me) making a meal, hosting a neighbour, arranging the weekend by text messages, and a chat with the window cleaner. So finally a bit of peace and quiet at 17:15, next tourney.  This time it was the 16th hand to take a bounty, time to relax. Just short of another 3 hours, 11 more bounties, €19.50 won, and 7th place from 174 entries. 🤣

In total 5 played,  6hrs 16 mins, 603 hands,  €8 spent and a profit of €27.07. Very happy days. 👍

WhaleMeetAgain

Fun Factor:  9/10 (eventually.)

35 minutes ago, Livertool said:

maybe he just got fed up when i debunked all of his false claims

Never stopped him before!

Update.

   Sometimes you think things are going too well. An hour and twenty minutes, 12 bounties collected, 2nd place gained, €15.57 won, so why was the mission not completed?   🤔

3 hours ago, Stubbe-Unibet said:

JellyJammer, DiscoJelly, DJtentastic, JellyJive

   JellyBaby, Jellybean, JelleKlassen,  Anjellyca.

DAY 18

   One table, 43 mins, 89 hands, €0.78 profit, pretty much average. 🤨

18 missions achieved

Noidea

FF: 3/10

16 minutes ago, HardGain said:

so, now that we know all the remaining missions, I can say that Unibet  left the hardcore ones for the end 😄

   Not so sure as we can't see days 20 and 21, but they might be nasty. 🤔

DAY 17

   Thirteen minutes, 44 hands, 4 wins from 6, 🤣, €0.60 profit. 

Blossom

Fun Factor: 6/10. Far more fun when you're winning. 😬

DAY 16

   Fifty one minutes, 66 hands, a loss of €2. 😪

SealOfApproval

Fun Factor:  3/10

DAY 15

   Ten minutes, 24 hands, 2nd game was a €10 which I won, a profit of €8. 👍

Shelly

Fun Factor: 5/10 only because I won. 🙂

DAY 14

   Twenty four minutes, 36 hands, cost €2.

Fun Factor: 2/10  Nothing special.🥴

   It's going to be a long day, first Supermoon tourney @ €2 or higher not till 17:00 (€2) smack in the middle of the biggest Premier League match of this season, next one not until 18:30 (€10) or 19:30 (€2).    😱

56 minutes ago, Livertool said:

Talking about white shit, Grealish

    Would have been a reasonable read but just why?

    My friend is very bad at quizzes, his answer to everything is...

How do you play double pair against a flush?

Simple answer:                             I don't know.

More complicated answer:          As soon as I hit two pairs, whether on the flop, turn or river, against any and all types of boards, I know with 100% certainty there are only two       possible outcomes. Either villain has nothing and I win a small pot, or villain has me on toast and I lose a big pot. From memory I'd say it was about 7 years ago I last won an all in with 2 pairs. Sorry if this answer is not helpful, your question brings back so many bad memories for me. 😪 

DAY 13

SeaUrchin???

Fun Factor:  0/10.   Even less to be said!

"How are your parents?" yelled Cromwell across the battlefield. "They're fine" answered the King. "Lovely weather for this time of year," he continued. This was a...

25 minutes ago, SkilfulPoker said:

a 5.6 mile walk home

  Even at my age and fitness levels I can still do that in less than 2 hours. 

😬

   There are a few special avatars for winning community tourneys, leagues, UOS tourneys, certain milestones etc, would be pointless offering them in the bonus shop as they wouldn't have been "won" or "earned."  If a member has not played these missions or someone joins the community in a month or two and can "buy" these special avatars, doesn't that take some of the shine away from those that have "earned" them?

DAY 12

   Didn't even have to play a hand, opened a table, waved at everybody, closed the table! One table, 1 minute, 0 hands, no wins or losses. 🥴

Scooby Dooby

Fun Factor:  0/10  Nothing more to be said! 

@Stubbe-Unibet Is the chatroom available? 

22 minutes ago, HardGain said:

No play required to complete next two days tasks. I smell something difficult for the weekend?

Definitely fishy looking that we have to do virtually nothing for two days, this could all end in tears. 😪