jonny2192

So really my question is, who wants a job going Dover > France > Spain > Italy > Germany > netherlands > Belgium > Dover every week for a job.

Wages pm me 😏

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@psrquack wrote:

@jonny2192: you need the Euro Uber: an SUV from England to Romania and Poland for the foreign employees who want to tryvel home and you can carry the miniatures in the luggage rack. 2 in 1 business and solution.😃

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Or a unibet uk tour every Monday where I give parcels for Europe to whoever from unibet is doing it and the a france one tuesday,spain weds,thurs Italy etc. lol

On the cheap stuff i sell postage can double the cost to europe.

If someone came up with a good way of doing multiple european deliveries it could worth a fortune.

The guy who sells same as me from France has similar sales, so If I paid 10% it would be a good wage.

 

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@psrquack wrote:

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@jonny2192 wrote:

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@psrquack  where are my hungarian postal prices 🤣

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Unfortunately postal services haven't the best quality here so I would warn you using it as a distributor. That was the reason why I didn't write prices.

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Only sent a few parcels to Hungary with no problems.

If I was still a warehouse manager could have made a deal with a European driver to post stuff locally to the buyer, using stuff like amazon fullfilment seemed too expensive last time i looked and they have a bad rep for cutting people out and selling your products themselves.

Wonder if we could train a duck army to deliver stuff and say sign here please.

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@psrquack wrote:

Or found a Europe based Courier company and  make a deal to Jonny for delivering his things and ask him paying you out in UO tickets.🤣

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I know you said this as a joke but I was thinking of asking a Polish friend if he wanted to collect a job lot of parcels from me and post them in different countries but cant get hold of him since he returned home.

 

My problem is the big price jump for recorded/tracked mail especially heavier stuff. in the UK it only costs £1 extra to get a signature but £5 extra to europe, So in UK if someone spends over x amount I may the extra but in europe sometimes its too expensive and certail countries have quite high loss rates(Spain and Italy) but i still want to sell here as you can get some big orders, like one guy from spain can spend £100 a month.

 

ps

@psrquack  where are my hungarian postal prices 🤣

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@Livertool wrote:

2.2€ and 6.8€

I guess you have been lucky, or then i have been #0lucky as over the years i have won 2 merch prices from casinos and none ever came 😞

Bills surely find their way to right address but wants them :laugh:

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I would put that down to the betting companies staff, you know how useless they can be.......

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@Livertool wrote:

As normal letter 3€ and signed 11€. Chance of that package ever leaving Finland intact: 30% 

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Haha sent a few deliveries to Finland and not had any complaints(keeps fingers crossed).

 

How much would it be posting within Finland?

 

 

A serious question for a change for any different European countries.

If you had to post a 350mm x 250mm x 25mm package(classed as large letter in UK) weighinh 100 grams.
How much would it cost to send to Spain,Italy,France just normal postage and if it is signed for.

I am asking because I am trying to find if its cheaper to send from another European country than sending from the UK.
It cost me £2.90 with no signature and £8 with signature(incomparison to in the UK 84p and £2.03).

Sending to Spain and Italy can be a nuisance as stuff goes missing quite often but the postage is too expensive to send signed for just for one item.

If I can find the write postage costs would be looking to set up something abroad or possiblly something someone cound do from home.

 

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@Livertool wrote:

We have these summerdeals everyday for sometime. Today it was poker and freeroll. It was sweet deal cause 100 gets paid, lowest was 5€ hexapro tikiet.

So might as well give some credit to promo team that not all promos are bad 👍👼

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We dont have summer in the UK so no deals :(

Found an alternative for the new site guys

Any of team talk crap know any cheap website guys(wordpress/elementor) struggling with time doing stuff.

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@psrquack wrote:

Ticket Please Charger Manager: sounds awesome!:laugh:

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LOL 

Password Request Insurance Charge Kollector would be the best job,  Charge people for asking and take the first letters for the short name.

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@jonny2192 wrote:

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@Livertool wrote:

Seems to me, we already have bit of problems to agree how things should be ran. So i suggest we handle this like professionals and we hire team to handle poker issues and if it don't work out we can always blame them. Hmmmm, but where to find good poker team that knows how to suck max value out of players to owners pockets? I think i remember seeing one, just don't know exactly where, not too far though 😏 (no offence)

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Would be no problem.

T@Cs would say that the rake charged will totally randon based on who is the boss that day and what mood they are in and maybe additional charge if they need a new car,nice holliday or something. Also in TandC make it clear if we think you are a knob you will be charged extra.

 

on our forum:-

New user:-"Tix please"

Jonny Mod:-"That will 10e in rake TY"

New user:-"but thats not fair"

Jonny Mod"10e extra, check tandc all this is in there,clearly says we do what we want"

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Funny thing in this post.

I used the first 3 letters of holliday HandOandL and system would not let me post

but didnt have a problem with me using my knob.

 

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@Livertool wrote:

Seems to me, we already have bit of problems to agree how things should be ran. So i suggest we handle this like professionals and we hire team to handle poker issues and if it don't work out we can always blame them. Hmmmm, but where to find good poker team that knows how to suck max value out of players to owners pockets? I think i remember seeing one, just don't know exactly where, not too far though 😏 (no offence)

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Would be no problem.

T@Cs would say that the rake charged will totally randon based on who is the boss that day and what mood they are in and maybe additional charge if they need a new car,nice holliday or something. Also in TandC make it clear if we think you are a knob you will be charged extra.

 

on our forum:-

New user:-"Tix please"

Jonny Mod:-"That will 10e in rake TY"

New user:-"but thats not fair"

Jonny Mod"10e extra, check tandc all this is in there,clearly says we do what we want"

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@psrquack wrote:

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@jonny2192 wrote:

I was just giggling at the thought of us three in Customer support.

 

Me telling htem the best way to get the most out of promos,freebies etc.

 

 

How was your experience with CS?

"I stopped carring about my problems and now am a proud owner of a duck and joined the talk crap thread"

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I think you should take the risk manager thingies too and prepairing ban yourself from giving away freebies if that would be too much in a month.🤣

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Me to Unibet boss, sorry I have self exclududed myself for 6 months just send my wages till it runs out :)

Responsible customer services 

@psrquack  @Livertool 

Both wrong we rake on the value of the hole cards, AA 75% rake 72o 0.01% rake.

Also we charge a multiplier for seeing extra cards flop is free, turn is additional 10% river 11% for those that miss there draws we charge an additional % for the river river or the extra river river and on and on till the deck is empty.

I was just giggling at the thought of us three in Customer support.

 

Me telling htem the best way to get the most out of promos,freebies etc.

Psrquack Just confusing the ❤️♥️❤️ out of people, I love our conversation but sometimes he complettely loses me.

Livertool Only dealing with Liverpudlians and keep asking to stay with them and can they share their season pass.

All three of us trying to get them to sign up to duckbet.AnythingButComCosItsTooExpensive

 

How was your experience with CS?

"I stopped carring about my problems and now am a proud owner of a duck and joined the talk crap thread"

@RayL  I am insulted you left me out of the list of people that quack you up :(

@Livertool  How did you manage to open and close dickbet without me.

Just searched the domain:-

@Livertool 

What were the free spins for from missions this month.

Self exclusion ran out so going to play them.

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@Livertool wrote:

Ain' that hensiepensie some ambassador?

If he is, nice way promoting poker running time down until clock and not playing a single hand. Botty boy :annoyed:

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No not an ambassador just a guy from Holland.

He prob just spent all his roll when tix exchanges left and is starting again from the bottom now they are back.

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@Livertool wrote:

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@psrquack wrote:

(UCL home games included).😃

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🤣

Liverpool would be awesome uk tour stop. Jonny would be there for sure 😛

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I would go to Liverpool :) @NeriPoker  Lives there so would be in aswell.

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@cris1285 wrote:

@jonny2192 Thanks, i didnt even remember the name of the promo 🤣 Got it in a second: MATSURI. 

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Wouldnt mind doing that promo again. Was fun(most the time)

@cris1285  search slot of the week to find it.

My master plan:-

catapult myself to Malta.

Build myself a cardboard castle hotel on the beach, windows facing the sea. Duckmates welcome to stay.



Buy a loud shirt and a head shaver.

 

Shave head

Practice this laugh

Tell everyone I am Ian simpson to get my seat.

@RayL  @Livertool  has gave me an idea,

I will donate a UO10 tix if you do a "most devious way to get to UO Malta on the cheap" for one of the June promos.

(ps livertool this my devious way to get other people to give us ideas 🤫 (couldnt find a maniacal laugh emote))

@RayL  can you cahnge @psrquack  alias to @psrsqueek 🤣

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@psrquack wrote:

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@jonny2192 wrote:

I wish Unibet did a "Just for the hell of it, cos I want to meet the weirdos of the community UO package"

This would include a cheap hotel, access to welcome drinks, players party nad a special live sat where we can buy in for a UO50.

You could either sat in with UO tixs or buy one.

 

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Or you'll win another  2 UO packages and sell in duckblackmarket and will sponsor Livertool to Malta.😃

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You not read the news, its now the mouseblack market :P