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I'm never clicking this thread again. Might throw up just reading this clown's posts.

I debate
Should I smile like everything's good and pretend that life is great
Or should I let the world see the real me and not hide this pain
I tried to be like the rest of y'all, sorry I just can't
I'ma probably die this way
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@Livertool u missunderstud i say almost great for rest of you cause only me can be just great! 

Yes i agree my 35th place finish on freerol yesterday is not something i can brag with it especially when i promise top 3 finish but i punish myself today with extra leg sets so dont worry i can live with it!


No, i understood you perfectly Just dont undertsand, why man with such great superioty like you, cant write perfect english 😏

Yes, it is good to remember to work on those legs too. Often people just work on upperbody and will end up looking like gorilla and we certainly dont want that happen to you :)

Yes, i bet you can live with it, propably aint the first time this happened and certainly not the last....

By the way, are you related to Phil Hellmuth?

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Hi @TarotPower, thanks for the gym tip. I now have a daily physical routine that goes something like this:

monday: Leg

Tuesday: Abdomen

Wednesday: Other leg

Thursday: Liver

Briansday: Head

Friday: Yet another leg

Saturday: Carburettor

Sunday: Mindless violence

I'd also be interested to know your preferred method for using crack cocaine. Do you smoke it through a duck's beak or do you just inject it directly into your forehead?

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@Livertool science have term for that ''upperbody only cycle'' and it call it ''Johny Bravo syndrome''  also my english is not perfect cause i never learn it and with conversation right now i try to learn or at least to be better i can bet no one from you here doesnt know any word on my native language which is Serbian so i am still superior...

What do you think about that Phil Hellmuth connection...if u pay attention he had in alias word brat and me power which is words on two completely different egdes ...brat define emotional instability,power define emotional superority

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@ChapInAChair you only have my Manic Monday tip rest of week will be updated here so you can try it later on..

Free base cocaine is never be or will be my drug of choice cause i dont want look disgusting like Cate Hall for example which doesnt mean i dont know how to relax sometimes with more harmless things....

p.s. keep looking rest of week tips coming

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Tuesday Tip for happier and more sucessfull life by Master Tarot

 

After Monday and leg day its perfect time to hit that abs and lower back cause u need to feel that good pain how coming from down (legs) and going up to back and your abdomenal area u will feel strange satisfaction same like when u moving up throw stakes your body bankroll will became higher and we all know higher is better..

Even if u have stady job,not much free time,family to support,kids,wife with big apetite and other businesses u can still catch time like we who are unemployed,without future,kids,wife and still living with parents. You just need goodwill,stubborn character and i can gtd to everyone of you yes u can be almost like me!

Selection of music is also key part of Tarot exercise same like selection of tables when u play online poker u cant be chaotic and sit on few different games at same time put anything on your headphones and except flow of Tarot energy. U must remember its Tuesday you need something classical but not too strong my suggestion for today is 

For the end you dont need to ask me that tonight is time for Deep stack tournaments cause you hit that deep parts of your body so logic prevails like usual with Tarot tips.

From Master with love!

 

 

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@ChapInAChair you only have my Manic Monday tip rest of week will be updated here so you can try it later on..

Free base cocaine is never be or will be my drug of choice cause i dont want look disgusting like Cate Hall for example which doesnt mean i dont know how to relax sometimes with more harmless things....

p.s. keep looking rest of week tips coming


Ah, the misogyny is strong in this one.

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@ChapInAChair also i do not allow someone input me things like u try ''misogyny'' or hate for woman for others who dont know what that mean ...i threat womans in my life like queens cause without them we cant exist and i cant be great like i am without them so if u dont like my posts or me or whatever u can always find other topics here ...

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@Magicadil@  wrote:

I'm never clicking this thread again. Might throw up just reading this clown's posts.

Harsh words. Honestly, it could be much worse. There is this guy posting a lot here on the unibet-community who starves for attention so much that he one day decided to start a topic where he pretended to play in the WSOP. But not just one of the "cheap" tournaments, he was talking about  participating in the Main Event, the 10 K "pay it up front and in cash"- Main Event. So he makes this thread and adds some heart-warming pieces to his story: For example, that he grew up watching the WSOP on TV, that he's fulfilling a live-long dream of his or that he received the buy-in as a gift from some grandma. Great story.

Of course a lot of friendly community members wish him well and are happy for him. And why wouldn't they? Maybe he wins a little and adds some of it to the Unibet system. Some even take time out of their schedules to sit down and write recommendations about what to do in Las Vegas outside of the casinos. It's mission accomplished for him, he gets the attention and validation that he seeks and desperately needs.

Now fast forward a little: The WSOP is in full swing and the Main Event is about to start and our guy has long forgotten his attention seeking stunt, I mean this is the internet, people have short memories, right? Right? However some community members follow the WSOP and wish him well for the upcoming Main Event. A little moral support never hurt anybody and this is a huge tournament, so the interest rises. Our guy sits at home, not in Vegas, logs into his account and sees all the attention his thread generates and it dawns on him: His house of cards is about to collapse, all those members cheering him on, giving him attention are now looking for results, photos and reports, which of course he cannot provide.

So what is he gonna do now? Come clean? No, first it's way too late for that option and it would disappoint so many community-members and destroy any credibility he might have left. Pretend to play the WSOP? Not possible, people would like to see pictures and the player list is available for everyone to see online. Usually, this is the point where our guy calls it a day, takes his losses and sets up a new account. But at the unibetcommunity, this is not possible. So he goes for option #4: Take a break from posting for 4 or 5 weeks, come back when the dust has settled and pretend like nothing happened. I mean this is the internet, people have short memories, right? Right?   

Cool story, bro? Sadly, it's not:

I-will-be-playing-in-the-WSOP-Main-Event

People might not like @TarotPower 's style, but to me being dishonest and pretending to be someone you're not is much worse.

We're gonna win on so many levels! We're gonna win, win, win. You're gonna get so tired of winning, you're gonna say: "Mr. President please, we don't wanna win anymore, it's too much!" And I'm gonna say: "I'm sorry, we're gonna keep winning because we're gonna make America great again!"
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@WuDu Actually i made a follow up as to why I was no longer playing. I was in vegas though. Need some time to edit and put everything together.

Hows your man Trump doing? 

Edit by Jeppe-Unibet: Post not in spirit of community guidelines.

I debate
Should I smile like everything's good and pretend that life is great
Or should I let the world see the real me and not hide this pain
I tried to be like the rest of y'all, sorry I just can't
I'ma probably die this way
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@WuDu wrote:

@Magicadil@  wrote:

I'm never clicking this thread again. Might throw up just reading this clown's posts.

 

People might not like @TarotPower 's style, but to me being dishonest and pretending to be someone you're not is much worse.


Yea, cause Tarot definitely isnt pretending to be someone he is not.... I Dont mind attitude like that but u should be able to back it up with some results, 35th place in freeroll so far doesnt seem like UsEin Bolt for 99% players here to me.

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@ibrul

The point here is that for @TarotPower  it's obvious he is just a making a comical post ;) ofcourse he isn't the pro he says he is... 

Makes this topic actually one of the most fun to read lately

I see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant... It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
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Wednesday is day for rest from all activity to be in hibernation on all fields to forgot on your freidns,familly even yourself cause we all need restart sometimes ...yeah all of us but me NEVER 

i must hit gym to refill myself and later i will explain why actually i am so special and maybe even make some challenege to all of you GTO,charts only players...

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@ibrul wrote:

 

 I Dont mind attitude like that but u should be able to back it up with some results, 35th place in freeroll so far doesnt seem like UsEin Bolt for 99% players here to me.


Dear @ibrul,

I advise you to walk to your closet, take out the Holy Bible and find your answers with Matthew 8, 23-27

23 Then he got into the boat and his disciples followed him.
24 Suddenly a furious storm came up on the lake, so that the waves swept over the boat. But Jesus was sleeping.
25 The disciples went and woke him, saying, “Lord, save us! We’re going to drown!”
26 He replied, “You of little faith, why are you so afraid?” Then he got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm.
27 The men were amazed and asked, “What kind of man is this? Even the winds and the waves obey him!”
 
 
We're gonna win on so many levels! We're gonna win, win, win. You're gonna get so tired of winning, you're gonna say: "Mr. President please, we don't wanna win anymore, it's too much!" And I'm gonna say: "I'm sorry, we're gonna keep winning because we're gonna make America great again!"
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