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  1. Regular and Unibet....Dramatic story!

    R: - Who checked your RNG?

    U: - We earn poker only 2%

    R: - Ok, what about RNG?

    U: - RNG is normal

    R: - Have а proof?

    U: - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

    R: - Someone checked RNG?

    U: - Yes, someone checked

    R: - Have a certificate?

    U: - Can you just trust us?

    R: - No, I want to be sure that the game is fair!

    U: - The game is fair! Shut up and go entertain the fish.

    R: - But how, if i lose all the hands?

    U: - Ok, ok! On Mondays, we will allow you to rob the fish! Profit not witndraw, you will need it on Thuesday.

    R:- Damn... Today is only Thursday... Lord give me strength!

    THE END )))

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  2. B- bankroll

    R- regular nl25 holdem

    B: - (ingeniously) Can I go to a walk?

    R: - Where?

    B: - To friends on a HexaPro Mania Party/html/images/emoticons/Asset46.png

    R: - We are cash players. Sit at home!

    B: - Dude! It will be fun/html/images/emoticons/Asset7.png

    R: - No! thats dangerous for you.

    B: - I am not afraid of anything! I am a big boy!

    R: - You forgot how you cried last year on UOS?

    B: - Now we are stronger!! I sure we will break the  Jackpot!

    R: - Ok! GO my friend. Be careful. GL

    A few hours later.............................................

    R: - Hi dude! You look bad. What news?

    B: - There is good news and bad....

    R: - What a good news?

    B: - We definitely get to a top 30 in the rake race!

    R: - Great! 4  stacks on our limit.  And whats the bad news?

    B: - Now you regular NL4./html/images/emoticons/Asset14.png

    THE END ))))

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  3. D - Dispersion
    R - Regular

    D: - Hi dude.Can I stay with you?
    R: - Our heating is not working. Let me take you to the hotel?
    D: - Did you forget that i am cold-blooded creature?
    R: - No. But I had to try...
    D: - Don't be upset. I am just for a couple of days.
    R: - Okay, come on. Where will you sleep?
    D: - As always. Between you and Tilt!
    R: - Did Tilt come too?
    D: - Not yet, but soon...
    R: - Ask him not to make noise at night.
    D: - LOL!!! I will tell him. Who is this hiding under your bed?
    R: - Bankroll. Don't you remember him?
    D: - Now remembered! So fat became. What are you feeding him?
    R: - Eats everything...but very loves fish!
    D: - Let's put him on a diet?
    R: - He feels good with such weight
    D: - Don't argue with me! Open the table...and don't forget to order a new gaming mouse!

    THE END )))

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  4. only two words about rigget....

    I read two polite questions about RNG and 5 pages of slop.... 😀

    ok? we all fishes and idiots)  but traffic drops.....polls on email? mid-month stocks? )))

    why regulars leave Unibet! Room with  a sweet field and plush rake until nl10....

     

  5. Regular and Unibet....Dramatic story!

    R: - Who checked your RNG?

    U: - We earn poker only 2%

    R: - Ok, what about RNG?

    U: - RNG is normal

    R: - Have а proof?

    U: - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

    R: - Someone checked RNG?

    U: - Yes, someone checked

    R: - Have a certificate?

    U: - Can you just trust us?

    R: - No, I want to be sure that the game is fair!

    U: - The game is fair! Shut up and go entertain the fish.

    R: - But how, if i lose all the hands?

    U: - Ok, ok! On Mondays, we will allow you to rob the fish! Profit not witndraw, you will need it on Thuesday.

    R:- Damn... Today is only Thursday... Lord give me strength!

    THE END )))

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