P0kerM0nk

Sad statistic lol

Terrible day again, biggest pot won was 70BB and played like 3h 🤣 unable to win any 3b pots yet again

All in pre, yup... standard

MP opens, BTN 3b, I 4b he calls, all money in on turn... yup standard.

Guess Unibet is trying to bankrupt me before I take all my money off after New Year 😂 GG!

Child lurer in Dutch, sad people out there.

How good do some fish run eh?

Same guy I posted a hand from couple of posts back: all in on the flop in that hand and by magic got there...

Playing him again today, first won vs me AK vs his QQ...

Then hand not vs me but he calls pre, then jams 150BB vs a x/r lol and gets there, flipping again his way..

Here I open, SB 33BB shortstack 3b, he coldcalls, I 4b 35BB just covering SB and he just calls, go to the flop and pot is already 100BB, all in on the flop, how good does this c*nt run bloody hell...

Getting a bit of a joke Unibet...

So €315 down on the initial ticket, rough calculations ran at -3bb/100
Highest was €750 ish, lowest is actually what I received now... such a shambles.

Literally can't win a bloody 3b pot, how do they always flop something and get there as well.

UTG opens, MP whale 3b, I 4b, I x flop and he jams... 

Half stack opens 4x, I 3b, cb flop he calls, barely money behind so I just stick it in... ofc they always hit it.
Always stupid when they call half their stack and that's me pot commited really.

All in pre vs another whale, can't even win when I flop a monster!

Pots I've won: [none]

Bought a €100 playthrough to keep something going as nothing else lined up. Bankroll still going up (@ sloth speed), feel like I'm just a rakeback grinder now 🙄🙄🙄

Just too many of these hands all the time:

3b pre and he calls 2 barrels then donks the riv obviously lol

Just the usual, 3b UTG and like I never win.

BvB, get 3b, I 4b he calls, I cb flop 1/4 he calls, he flops the nuts on turn...

I squeeze pre, BB coldcalls, I cb 1/2 flop he calls, I bet turn he jams I call obviously.

I squeeze pre he calls, 3 barrel it off and he gets there on the riv...

Same with every time I call with AK and I flop TP they got the over pair or the set or I make trips and they have a boat, absolutely getting destroyed in 3b pots...

134 flops left on ticket, hopefully won't go bust this time, an improvement I guess 🙄

3% left on RAKE 600, GET 120

Also played a bit of banzai last night, just the €1 stake 😆 I actually don't get the attraction to this game but ok, seems more like a random arcade game where you just spend some money for some fun action and less like real poker.

€215 left on the 50NL ticket, 445 flops to go, just no ending to the running bad, just the story of the year. 

17 all ins lost, 8 won, 2 tied... and most of the 3b/4b pots that go to the flop I end up flopping TPTK and then lose to the over pair... every draw I flop never gets there and so on and on and on... if I 3b an early position it mostly ends up by getting 4b or when they call I then flop barely anything and ends by getting jammed on lol, it's getting really absurd tbh.

Just started a session and lose like AQ vs KQ all in pre vs a spazz and then a few more hands don't go my way and the only hand I win is when I myself spazz jam a pp and flop a set vs the over pair... seems the only way I can win, just with the bad plays. But again 6 buy ins down in less than an hour.

84% on the playthrough towards €120, 4 days left... 15k BP left to spend as well, think when I get through all the BP's it will be time to say good bye, I just can't handle this shit anymore and the marginal profit isn't worth my time. It has run its course. And I just hate it how this run bad affects my game at moments and it also turns this blog in what I guess must look by others like a losing player complaining because they can't improve their game enough to win and blames it all on running bad 😂

WHY DO I ALWAYS RUN LIKE AIDS ??????

Numbers from last month, made €371 profit at 50NL running at 3.21bb/100

Still battling it out for my 50NL ticket, 1300 flops left to go, just the usual, disgusting how I mostly run, no end to it. Every time I make some profit it ends up with the next session being one from hell.

Lost 12, won 5, tied 1. I don't know why every month starts like this??

Had a good session earlier today, 4 buy ins up, then later lost pot after pot losing almost 8 buy ins,

Guess I'm not allowed to win a big pot either...

All in on the turn, 93%

All in on the flop, 86%

On the positive side, I like my game and it is def good enough to win at 50NL and hope I can make a profit on this 50NL ticket to prove it. 

Also close to 50% on my RAKE 600, GET 120 playthrough, didn't plan on going for it but I might do now... need some compensation! One week to go on it.

And a nice extra, a bet that covers most of my silly bets here and there on the world cup 😂 at least that's England out of it 🥳 C'mon Morocco, all the way to the end! 😀

Right, here we are, last month of the year.

Been playing 50NL for most of the past month as was just fed up with 25NL 😂 
Just trying to cut down on tables and play 4 to start and 6 if the pool is good or open 6 tables and then see which ones I want to keep so just table select a bit better. And I try to scan over the tables every 10-15min to see why I'm still sitting on a table and to make sure I don't end up with a table full of regs or nit fish.

Up €400 last month but don't think much of that is pure profit of the tables, mostly just from the bonuses etc. Bankroll just about to hit 3k now.

Just hit the last reward at lvl5 giving me enough BP to buy one of these again:

Feeling more confident now I'll be able to get this cleared so fingers crossed. As long as we don't run bad... had 4 all ins today and lost 3 tied 1 so yeh 🙄 but ended up 2+ buy ins anyhow lol, but the ticket starts tomorrow!

Have €20 more to clear from a €50 playthrough from the loyalty scheme and next I've got a RAKE 600, GET 120 which I won't clear as I did one before but I was off work for a week and just no chance to do this when I work during the week but that's ok. 4k BP left atm and might buy some playthroughs from the BP shop, will see.

Been some effing year, fingers crossed for a good finish 🤞

When I get the chance to play a €25 MTT with the ticket I received from these missions and I get dealt AA in the first 10 hands, I squeeze and get jammed on, woohoo...

Fckng bstrd 🤬

Earlier this month...

And that's me in it as well, bounty one wasn't too bad, had a good run in this one.

Good luck everyone with the raffle.

@Rushbie yeh not too sure what’s going on, might be an internet connection issue somehow but all other sites work fine. Had the black page from the replayer on iPad as well and same on my desktop. Head scratcher 🤷‍♂️

Anyone experiencing lag when trying to log in and also when using the replayer (opens window but just stays black) over the past few days? And sometimes on this forum too.

All the rest seems fine, games run well etc, just these few things seem to get stuck at times.

Don't really follow sport that closely but going by your examples it kinda proves exactly what I mean, non English team wins and they are British, English team wins and they are English... and sure this has been the standard for way too long imo lol, but I'm not here to drag this out in to a political debate. 

Just want to point out that imo in world cup football, people are rarely going to supporter for another nation, especially not at the start. 

Maybe this will come over as some nit picking especially over a freeroll but I just would like to point out that the UK is not a synonym for England and that there are 3 other teams (not all qualified I know) within the UK so why should they care for the England team? It even annoys me as a European living in Scotland and I don't even give a hoot about football either. (C'mon Belgium! 🤣)

In terms of potential profit, sure England is probably the best bet on some more freerolls but I just don't think this promotion is ideal overall, my 2 cents.

And if you know you aren't going to clear the bonus it may be beneficial to come on here to ask for it to be removed so you can start with the next bonus if you have one lined up. Saves you 2 weeks of not getting any 'rakeback'.

Reality of what poker is for most people from Pete Clark (check out 4:20--6:05)  I'm def getting the shit beaten out of me 😂 pretty much break even for a long time atm... as you can't really track your hands on Unibet it's always a bit hard to judge if I should be happy or not for being break even as I can't compare stats if I wanted so. See what the rest of the year brings 🤷‍♂️

22 hours ago, Janek said:

"Be dealt AA in NLHE in cash game twice" it seems like it can go on forever sometimes.

Be greatful it ain't "Get dealt AA and win the pot twice" 😂

Almost there myself, the win 15 hexapro's at step G was a right pain in the bottom, think I played 50 before I won my 2nd one 🙄

So many hands, so little profit 😪 😂

Can't wait for the Portugal one 🙄

Lost a few, bubbled one 😪 and then I regged for a flip tourney, realising too late it was a flip one but I won it lol, played a €5 tourney and busted with AA all in pre 🙄 feck I hate MTT's !!