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We got some haters already... 😂

So much turbo on turbo violence in this world... Can't we just all get along and check it down one time please??? 😂

You don't have to investigate this though 😂, everything always works out if you're part of the turbo army 💪

Another day and another hit for the turbo army 😉 No clue how I lost the all-in with the turbo nick though, I think Unibet should conduct a thorough investigation into this 😄

Even though I agree that it should be fixed of course, you do realize that you are basically complaining that you can't abuse this +EV promo to the max though right? 😆

I'm telling you guys, before this nick I barely hit any jackpots, now twice in one day already 😉

How to profit at Hexapro you ask?

1) Study charts 🚫

2) Improve your mental game🚫

3) Choose the right nick and just profit ✅

From this day on I want to see so many Turbo Boys at the tables that even Turbo_Boy himself will be confused which one is him 😉 Let's make it happen guys!!!

Honestly, I don't know if we can listen to Andy as he's part of the corporate establishment now, so of course he would say it's just a bug and not just rigged 🤔

What am I missing here? A pair of nines is better than a pair of aces??? 🤔 It turns out that the Stars nuts is the actual nuts at Unibet 😂 A comment from an anonymous Unibet representative has been quoted as saying that here at Unibet we have modified the game rules for the convenience and pleasure of our VIP players who otherwise just could not win you know 😉

Don't you just hate it when the software changes your cards around like that??? Obviously, I like my Aces with a Heart and then a Club just like everyone else, not the other way around ffs 🤨 Some poker clients just always get it wrong 🙄 

"GTD BOOST" missing from the Sunday Bullet

1 hour ago, Iceman said:

.com says €40,000 World Championship Team Collector, and Finnish page MM-kisojen palkintopotissa 35 000 euroa.

Where does 5K go?

Probably to the €5,000 Team Collector Tournament 😉

Edit: Nevermind, the raffle is €30k, not €35k

6 minutes ago, Carleon said:

I just want to say I absolutely love the new schedule! 🙂 Good structured tournaments and also the leaderboards that are going on every week makes it extra juicy. On that note, what are the prices for the overall leaderboard? cant seem to find it anywhere.

1st place €1,5k in bonus points

2nd place gets to cry himself to sleep for the rest of the week 😉

1 hour ago, Turbo_Boy said:

Imagine getting disconnect. Relog as fast as you can to not lose tables, but buses be like... Naaah... Find me 6 times first 🚌 

🥲

 

I feel like it always takes me like two tries to get through that also, I wonder if I'm allowed to get someone to pass it for me or is that considered ghosting 😂

Could the winner also get admin privileges for a week 😂 and Unibet Poker God under his name? 😉

Gratz, yes you need to send 1000BTC to the anonymous address I DMed you and I will make it happen 😄

Some sats to the nova are named r/a mega qualifers, some are still superqualifiers

"Deadline" qualifier to Slobberknocker scheduled for today 🤔

€600 classic PKO with €700 GTD

Should be hyper qualifier to €7,500 Slobberknocker (not the Hundred)

I guess he was planning on sitting out before regging the tourny 😄

"(Major)" missing from the €5,000 The Hundred 🤔

Hopefully will be double that, but for now let's go with 234 🤔

It's MPN 😉

1 hour ago, LuckyDay2Day said:

I can't be the only one having this issue?

No, you're not - the client crashes if you have opened a lobby of a tournament that gets cancelled.