Lol fair enough, rubbish snarky response from me got the sarcastic reply it deserved, at least the forums are actually read by staff and not autobots!
FWIW I am new to your Poker site. If you are struggling for traffic on SNG's then I don't personally think your suggestions are enough of a change to encourage a step change in people playing them, except for potentially your new blind structure. My experience of your site is that when looking through the SNG's, the options are very limited - is there a reason why you only do one type of 5 person (and 2 to be fair) NLHE SNG's? Have you previously tried PLO, or NLHE PKO, or a variety of Regular/Turbo/Hyper tournaments? Or 9 person tables? Maybe too many options would mean not enough people signing up to any one tourney, but I believe some variety would be encouraging.
Tbh - all of the recommendations from Psycho79 are really really good - PKO, SNG leaderboard's and SNG SAT's. If you could trial any of these I think that would be a great place to start.
Btw I like everything else you offer - the Alias' are fun, the table animations are hilarious, the look and options for the tables are also nice, and lack of HUD allowance is awesome.