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Admin verify my account so me and the monk can do glorious battle 

I appologize Jimmy I go on rant and misread your post because it reminded me of these SJW's that attacked and destroyed my youtube channel for saying "terrible performance" on a musical performance done by one of their greatest warriors not to long ago.

It was awful too, one of the worst performances I ever seeen. 

I doubt anything is wrong with there RNG, this is just one of the many many examples of unfortunate things that can happen in poker.

This is also an example of another great Pokermonk post lol. 

Tourneys in omaha are in general a bit weird because the equitys run so close. 

If I considered play Omaha tourney's, I would only do it in a deep stack setting. The deeper you get, the more edge you can get with your skill, low stacks, it's like a slot machine almost.

Not quite, but, I can't force as big of edge with omaha as no limit short stacked.

The chances of me playing a short stacked omaha tourney are about 0%. I don't get the appeal. 

Yea sorry I missed the post was too busy laughing at the Unibet SAW guy lol, i linked screenshot of my email address for comedic effect (to compliment my standard writing style). 

lmao unibets community makes the best meme's, but seriously look at all these emails lol. 

Sexism is one of the stupidest things, it's like these people think men and women are made equal, they aren't sorry, there are many many differences.

These guys just wanna be in there little SJW safetly carebear bubble though. it's the most ridiculous thing. 

And it's like how many times do you think I went around declaring my sexual orrientation, who ❤️♥️❤️ cares, who cares? Like why are gay people going around saying I'm gay and proud, it's like okay dude, nobody ❤️♥️❤️ cares. NOBODY. Nobdy cares exxept maybe 1/47000 extremely low IQ people on the planet that care because they are such LOSERS they have to make fun people for being different then them.

This is why SJW's are LOSERs btw.

Because they attack everyone who's not like them, while declaring random facts about themselves that are irrelevant and frankly should be kept private. 

Cancel culture and SJWs are the scum of the earth, very low IQ people. should be banned from all platforms. 

That's not obvious at all and not even true.

According to you, if one race is immune to a disease and another is not, we should just ignore that fact, and not even attempt to figure out why the immunity is there, because it would be inherriently racist. 

SJW's are losers, nobody likes SJW's, they cry so hard, only reason this cancel culture exists, they don't even know what they are talking about. They spend all there daystrying tying to censor speach because 1/28000 people are neo nazis. 

Like come on,  SJW's need to grow up and stop crying. SJW is a plague on this earth, they want commedy canceled, they want music not performed by people with atuism cancelled, they want black people to get special prvilidges and white males to be handicapped. 

It's the most ridiculous immature idealology ever. A girl broke up with me for not being black, and I've been called a cracker by many black people (meaning that I'm a slave driver), you hear me crying.

No I'm not, because I'm not a idiot. 

Reported Unibet for spam and blocked all emails from Unibet, really 1 per day, you gotta send me 1 email per day to ask me to come gamble. Come on,. 

Some poor guy probably deseprately trying to quji gambling and here comes Unibet spamming every single day begging him to come back.

'Wow. 

Unibet has emailed me 52 times since July 4th of this year asking me to come gamble. 

Well I would be @unibet if your verification system wasn't so ridiculous. I can gamble on all these other sites but not unibet for some reason.

Also is this not predatory? This is the most predatory thing I have ever seen, 52 emails in under 2 months asking me to come gamble.

Really....

One of my favourite aspects of the 21st century is cancel culture.  10/10 

Let me explain to you a concept about improbability. 

There are so many different things that can mathematically happen.

Let's say you run into something that occurs 1/100,000 times. Pretty unlikely for that to happen.

But when we take into account, that there are many thigns that are 1/100,000 times chance of happening, it's not nearly as improbable.

For example:
-I can get AA dealth 2x in a row

-I can get KK dealth 2x in a row (so on and so fourth)

-I can lose a bunch of flips in a row

-I can win a bunch of flips in a row

-I can get the same bad beat dealt to me twice in a row

-I can cooler my opponent with the same beat 2x in a row

You see what I'm saying, the list goes on and on and on. When we have so many unliekly things, that are possible but unlikely to happen, it starts to become likely that we will experience some of these things. 

I meant to say buy photoshop, bad habits die hard 

That is too funny PokerMonk lmao

@Mod, okay I uploaded another picture of my ID, I have Motorola Phone, it's as clear as it's gonna get. I just wanna say, it's a bit bizarre for me to see online poker sites ask for verification. I guess maybe to combat cheaters?

Idk, like when I go to buy drugs, does the drug dealer go, one second I need to verify you.

Because offering a gambling platform and selling drugs are both illegal lol.

I digress,

Anyways hope my account gets verified so I can pay a bit less rake and have some fun. Sick of PokerStars, I pay them like 100$ USD in rake and they give me like 2$ back in rakeback. It's ridiculous. (Actually this month they gave me nothing because the promotion requires you to pay like 800$ of rake to get 200$ back or something). The chest upgraded too so I didn't even get a chest, the limit I play it would take ages to grind out this chest. Unreal.

@Moderator, also sorry I was in a bit of a bad mood the other day. It's very frustrating to wait 5 days for a legitimate ID card to be verified, for it to be declined. Also the quality of the photo if rotated in my opinion should be more than okay. Like if you want better quality, at this point I'm gonna have to pirate photoshop and edit it myself, like that's ridiculous lol.

OMG I can't stop laughing, that is the funniest post I have ever seen in my life lol

I sent 3 pictures, I even sent a picture of me holding the card with my face on it.

Oh yeah, of course, can't verify because don't have 1000$ 4k phone.

At first I thought this was laziness, now I'm starting to think Unibet a bunch of angle shooters.

@Moderator

Well when I took the photo's I made sure that the text was easily visable. Sure maybe my camera phone isn't 4k quality, but it's definately legible. Other sites have had no issues, authenticating me.

Maybe Unibet just wants only 4k photo's submitted so they can keep people's money who don't have 1000$ phones that can take 4k digitial photos.

All the text was legible on the photo's I provided. 

That's cute, weird how I could read all the text for my card when I posted it.

I check on my phone, make sure all the print is clear.

But apparently since Unibet is to lazy to rotate my photo, it wasn't clear enough. And they say they deleted the pictures, to cover up the fact that they were to lazy to rotate the photo.

Wow lmao. 

I will pull the original 3 photos off my phone when I get back home from work, so the community can see how unclear this photo really was. 

Yea that would make sense, if human beings couldn't rotate their head. (lol).

You telling me you can't tilt you head for 12 seconds. 

I'm sorry, buit when you say you can't verify my account, brecause the photo is upside down, I'm calling Unibet out for being one of the laziest corporations I have ever seen.

The guys too lazy to rotate my photo so he just rejects my verification request.

I sent in the photo's upside down by accident because I was trying to do quickly for a live chat agent.

All I'm saying, it's sad when a company is this lazy, and also arrogant, I'm not gonna trust my money with that company. They can't even figure out how to rotate a photo BUT they want me to trust them to run a legimate poker stie?

Come on.