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@SCOBY wrote: Again and again the big river  🤔🤔🤔     And of course women avatar 😁😁😁😁😁   Careful with the "woman avatar"-mentions, you might be accused of sexism... LMAO!  ... View more

I won´t stop. You know that. Like you and others said:  I´m a madman having a mental meltdown, thinking the world revolves around me and so on and so on...yawn yawn yawn... So keep dancing, coward, and I´ll dance along.  @FreedoM ... View more

@BonusPater not sure if you noticed, but I didn´t start it.  And I´ll say it a thousand times, I´m not the one making personal attacks here, UNTIL someone takes a jab at me.  Keep telling me I´m wrong, I will keep defending myself.  READ THE THREAD! ... View more

Guess what, someone else started it. One guy comes shouting WRONG WRONG WRONG and the other someone brought my line of work into a poker-discussion. I hope I meet him face to face someday. I encourage the mods to read every single post everyone posted on the topic of that 72o hand from the beginning, I discussed the hand, I disagreed, while some morons attacked me personally and claim in the same sentence that I am the one making personal attacks. BLOW ME! A sign of losing a discussion is claiming that someone else is losing the discussion because of a few swear words. Master suppression techniques doesn´t work on me, sorry, Grizzler. Try someone else. You´re basically the firestarter here. Think about that for a second. Then others joined.  If you think I sit here raging mad writing these things, you know EXTREMELY LITTLE about people behavior and maybe you should step down from your soap-box right now before you slide on the soap. Don´t talk about "mental meltdowns" and "hoping I don´t work with people" because you read a few F**k off´s on an internet-page. Are you completely ignorant to the world?  While working last night, I had a BLAST posting here, laughing, swearing, creating a fine piece of poetry-art for "mr. neverwas" - LOL... while finishing in the final table in an mtt. I don´t think that would be possible if I had some god damn meltdown. But go ahead, think veeeery highly of yourselves while continue writing that I am doing just that, thinking I´m all that. You don´t get irony, you don´t get my sense of humor, you don´t get it. You couldn´t be more wrong.  I know the rules of the forum, I know they will delete the "oh so horrible language" I made 2-3 times that makes the 2-3 year olds playing poker cross their hearts and say a little prayer for this lost soul. Ha ha ha ha  Maybe they´ll even ban me. That would be typical, find your scapegoat.  But I´ll be damned if I sit and take crap from a bunch of girls (THAT´S A PERSONAL ATTACK) in their attempt to smear me everytime I disagree with someone here.  Here´s a question for you, again, @GR1ZZL3R : Why are you so sure you´ve played poker longer than me?  I look forward to that answer, and please try to remember, old people can swear and rant too, not just angry teenagers with mental meltdowns. LOL! Just in case you want to come with some smartass answer. I know the only way you could possibly have personal info on me, and that would make for an interesting next chapter... Rushbie, you can save yourself the time, making more quasi-intellectual postings with links that I´m not ever going to click. Put the bottle down, for good, and write something that makes sense. To someone else, not to me, I don´t read it. After your comments last night you are nobody. Read my poem again so you make sure you get all the little details. Loads of personal attacks there.    wink winky wink... it´s all good when we post widgets right ? @cris1285 @FreedoM @Rushbie     ... View more

PS : just finished an mtt in the money again, brag brag, boast boast, I pushed all in every hand except one or two... didn´t get any 72o so wasn´t able to experiment... next time though... have to work on more poetries now...  LOLZ LOLZ  WINK WINK  JOKE JOKE SORRY NOT SORRY ... View more

I think you´re into poetry, so here´s a poem for ya @Rushbie: A little snake, slimy and spineless, spits out its venom, dripping with "smartness", little mockeries covered up in fancy lingo is the best way to play, well, next after "bingo", but snakes are sneaky lil devils, says sorry so sorry, didn´t mean to make you worry, cuz snakes are like that, they hizz and they twirl, they rattle and hurl, and silently into the night they curl, where noone can find them and put them to justice... what should we call the snakes? Little Rushbies? *bingo =poker 72o all in... LOLZzzzz   I think it´s a masterpiece... gonna frame it and hang it in my toilet.  lols lols lols wink wink wink    ... View more

Start working on your next quasi-intellectual reply..looking forward to more toilet-paper readings...  @Rushbie ... View more

@cris1285 wrote: 63? Nope, but that would make the most sense, right... ... View more

@Rushbie wrote: @RedHotChiliP wrote:   I Sincerly hope I meet some of the guys praising this kind of play and make them bust. Afterwards  they can praise my smartness.  Sry dude. Infinity is not enough time to learn how to obey the ways of the king, who sees everyone else as subservient, that carries the fruits in front of it's greatness. It's an anger management therapy as good as anything else to post shtty feelings online, but please keep these in one thread of your own. Personally I envy people in a way, who even bothers to reply on these everyday situations gone dramatic. Your way or the higway, you say to people? Highway please.    Oh, you couldn´t handle that, could you, the fact that I want to beat the same guys who endorse this kind of play WITH their own game ? Was THAT a problem too ? Get your head out of your arse already... This was not a rant, this was ME agreeing with Scoby. I have kept MY OWN rants in MY OWN thread, so what´s your problem ?   ... View more

Here´s a hand for you guys to analyze, it happened in a €10 Shooting Star.  Blinds are 30/60, I am SB, villain is BB. I have 5716, BB 4244  (A bit earlier I made one bounty with KK vs. AA, and hit a set.) I have 97s of spades and I raise 90 to 120  Villain flat calls Flop comes 10d, 8s, 2s I now have openended for a straight and a flushdraw I bet 282, I guess that was half pot. Villain raise me to 564, I then reraise him to 846. He calls.  Turn comes 5d I check.  Villain pushes all in with 3271 remaining chips.  With all my outs, I call.  River is 4h   WHAT DID VILLAIN HAVE?    ... View more

Very nice reply, @GamesDean, I didn´t see this earlier.  So the "can´t be result-oriented in poker" was misunderstood because the sentence states IN POKER in general, not hand for hand, and in that case, we agree.  I for one will start pushing ANY hand when people limp utg or early position late in a tourney, cuz clearly that´s the correct play according to all the pros and the math and the equity. I don´t like it, but I´ll take the advice and change my game.  I Sincerly hope I meet some of the guys praising this kind of play and make them bust. Afterwards  they can praise my smartness.  ... View more

English is not my first language so maybe smug was the wrong word. But you´re assuming that I´m not enjoying myself, in a kind of patronizing way, based on first of all not reading the topic from the start and incorrectly thinking it was me playing the hand mentioned, and based on, probably my other post in other topics lately? After all, I am the big ranter here, always wrong, always having some forum members jumping into my threads complaining about me, instead of minding their own business. Simply don´t read my posts if it´s so offending to hear someone get pissed of.  You´re also assuming that you have played way longer than me. You don´t know my age, UNLESS you somehow found my personal information through Unibet, which takes this to a whole other level. I was discussing friendly. Last time I checked disagreeing doesn´t mean the same as being not friends, angry, bla bla bla... You however came into the discussion "shouting" wrong, wrong, WRONG" - last wrong emphasized. Delicate referred to THAT, not that you joined the discussion. Was that so hard to understand ? So no, I didn´t say you are not allowed to join. I just didn´t like the way you did it without ANY backing up to why you thought so. It´s actually kinda rude, and if I think you´re rude, I will answer you.  And let this be clear, I haven´t called anyone names here, I haven´t ASSUMED a bunch of stuff about you. You did, about me.  So to the next point: Saying that I bounced back and made some good progress fast with my bankroll, how the hell can that be "smug"? It wasn´t even meant as bragging, I explained that TODAY I enjoy playing again, BECAUSE of bouncing back. You´re taking everything out of context and trying to make me look bad.  As for the hands discussion, there are a lot more hands between 72 and AA,AK,KK..etc so the game will never be dull with all tight players playing tight players. There´s a BIG differnce between a downright DONK taking horrible chances and ruining the game for others and a person gambling and simply missing. I will never agree that we need these donkeys. I last longer EVERYTIME I don´t meet them. So let´s just agree to disagree on that matter.  I´m kind of fed up with everyone here having seen the hands thinking they are the oracles of poker and telling everyone they did the wrong thing. That guy pushing 72o could have pushed anything, obviously. Any Ace with low kicker for example. QJ is a GOOD hand then, even 910, and I see COUNTLESS calls, worse than QJ, and they win, often. But of course, the amount of BB to call in this particular case is a big gamble. I don´t think the topic starter would have been on here "complaining" (airing his frustration is a better way to phrase it) if he got called by a "decent" hand. Do you ?  Let people VENT. The moment we have written down our frustration we are already deep into another tourney, it´s all good. It´s life. It´s part of poker. Get down from your soap-boxes (plural, not YOU in particular Gr1zzl3r), I don´t care how long you´ve been (plural again) on this forum. Let new members blow off some steam and help them become better players.  I have gotten a lot of tips and help from a few people here, and I have a LOT of respect for them, for that! Your last few paragraphs, we agree, of course.  Good luck yourself.  Oh, and one last thing, if you or anyone else SAW all the crazy things I experienced the other day, when my bankroll was crippled, hand after hand, sng after sng, you might have felt the urge to rant a bit yourself.    @GR1ZZL3R     ... View more

@GR1ZZL3R wrote: @RedHotChiliP wrote: @GR1ZZL3R wrote: @RedHotChiliP Have you never played a game of ANY sort and lost and said " I enjoyed that, let's do it again tomorrow"   Yeah, Ludo at the cabin during easter, when I was 12... other than that, no, results matters ALWAYS. And not next month, right now, in this mtt, or this sng, or cash game, or the next match my football team plays. And of course, you also need to improve everyday, get better, but sitting here shouting HALLELUJAH for the 72o donkeys pissing all over the game, and thinking it´s great because you MIGHT double up on them next time is to me utter bull .  I finish in the money almost everyday in looong tournaments, it is not from beating the donks, but from consistant and patient play, where my good hands beat other good hands MOST of the time, and when I bust to another good player I don´t mind at all.. but I will NEVER enjoy losing to idiot play.  If that's the case and you're a regular winner why let one hand derail you, take comfort in the fact the 72o guy will never be as good as you and ENJOY that fact. @GamesDean (good name) is totally correct, ONE hand is NOT a result, and if you think of it like that it will only spoil what little enjoyment you seem to be havig. I didn´t say one hand is a result. Where do you get it from? He didn´t say that either, he said YOU SHOULD NEVER BE RESULT ORIENTED IN POKER, and I think it´s wrong, wrong, WRONG as you so delicately jumped into the discussion and claimed me to be.  I am not a robot, I will ALWAYS be furious when I lose to this particular type of play. The sng´s reeks of it. In mtt´s you can overcome it having a big stack early on and survive a few idiotic all-ins.  And please, drop the smugness, it doesn´t work. Let me be the one deciding whether I enjoy playing or not.  I came back from a couple of days bad beat due to HALLELUJAH-hands always winning, and managed to build my bankroll back to €70 in less than 24 hours without depositing. So I enjoy playing TODAY. Tomorrow, might not.  I´ll leave it up to you guys to enjoy playing no matter what. I´m trying to make money and I´m not enjoying losing what I spent hours and hours to build up... I will ALWAYS be pationate and rant and brag and swear and disagree with some of these implemented ideas that it´s good to lose cuz next time you´ll win it. Jeeeeezusssssssss!!!! And what a dull forum this would be if everybody agreed.  ... View more

4 teams accomplished, next please... ... View more

@GR1ZZL3R wrote: @RedHotChiliP Have you never played a game of ANY sort and lost and said " I enjoyed that, let's do it again tomorrow"   Yeah, Ludo at the cabin during easter, when I was 12... other than that, no, results matters ALWAYS. And not next month, right now, in this mtt, or this sng, or cash game, or the next match my football team plays. And of course, you also need to improve everyday, get better, but sitting here shouting HALLELUJAH for the 72o donkeys pissing all over the game, and thinking it´s great because you MIGHT double up on them next time is to me utter bull .  I finish in the money almost everyday in looong tournaments, it is not from beating the donks, but from consistant and patient play, where my good hands beat other good hands MOST of the time, and when I bust to another good player I don´t mind at all.. but I will NEVER enjoy losing to idiot play.  ... View more

@GR1ZZL3R wrote: @RedHotChiliP " Good results are the ONLY thing that matters, in any game." Wrong, wrong, WRONG! No, I´m not wrong.  Back it up, or back off.  BS!   ... View more

@GamesDean wrote: @RedHotChiliP wrote: Maybe calling with QJ wasn´t good, but it was right, wasn´t it, he was ahead. This is not how you look at poker hands. You are results-oriented here. In fact, the limp with QJo is highly questionable – and calling the 22BB shove is even more terrible. Realistically, we’re up against 22+, AJ+ and KQ – our opponent might shove QJ himself but even that wide of a shove is not a hand we’re ahead of. So why on earth are we limp/calling here for 2/3 of our stack? That makes zero sense. The shove with 72o isn’t good – obviously – but I like it ten times more than calling vs. a range that has us crushed most likely. At least it’s a proactive play assuming that a limping range usually consists of weak hands (which is the case here). Even being results-oriented (which is something you should never do in Poker), I don’t understand why you are mad about players shoving 72o?! When you are calling with Q high and actually manage to be ahead somehow, you should be delighted, over the moon etc. Instead you are crying out loud – and why is that? Because you lost the hand. If you would have won we would have never heard about it. You´re quoting the wrong person. I didn´t play the hand, nor did I cry out loud, nor was I mad. Try to get THAT right first... This is not how you look at poker hands? Says who ?  I agree the 22 bb call was bad, but again, this nonsense about liking a 72o push, are you guys totally oblivious? I would ONLY care about the current mtt and getting as far into the money as possible, seeing people pushing crap hands deep in a tourney will never go home with me, cuz more often than not these nuggets win the hand, like he did in this case. You people always talk about being happy there are donks at the tables because IN THE LONG run you will beat them. Well, guess what, it´s not the case, because IN THE LONG RUN you´ll run into another donk, and another donk, and another donk... it´s fantasy thinking. Stop defending idiots and idiot play. It´s getting old. Not being result-oriented in poker ? What do you even mean by saying that ?  Good results are the ONLY thing that matters, in any game.  ... View more

@Want2Believe wrote: @SCOBY dude, call wasn't good) you trapped yourself. I just love guys who pushes 72o...sooner or later their stack will be mine. P=Patience. I couldn´t disagree more with both you and @Check_Norris - the thing is, sooner or later doesn´t help in that one mtt where you are really effin close to making the big money, only to have some aggro nugget push hands like this, as if he has ANY idea about what hand @SCOBY is limping. He could be trapping with a high pair, I see people limp Aces all the time. Maybe calling with QJ wasn´t good, but it was right, wasn´t it, he was ahead. The bad move was pushing with 72o... it´s a shame you didn´t win the hand @SCOBY - I feel your pain.    ... View more

@RedHotChiliP wrote: -- Random insult with multiple swearwords --  (edit: waiting for bloke to edit language even though he´s no admin..)    EDIT by @BonusPater: removed Norwegian text and replaced it with a short English summary. Sorry to disappoint you @RedHotChiliP, know you wanted someone else to do the edit     Glad to keep you busy and on your toes   ... View more

And way to go stating the obvious, @VikingsAF , I´m not surprised you´re not able to get WHY I make that call. In fact, like I wrote in the edited message earlier, I was just waiting for you to show up here...funny how every time I rant a bit you jump in and ALWAYS have some comment against me.  Maybe you are one of these very talented guys? Does it sting a bit when I call out a complete tool at the table ? I just knocked out someone called MFkinViking in the DoubleTrouble... was that you ?  I got €40 playing that ticket. It´s a MfKin Miracle. It ain´t over ´til the fat lady sings on top of Viking... And I managed to get HU in a 10 cent mtt in pokerstars, dodging ALL the fantastic all ins there.  I´m such an idiot...     ... View more

Try seeing the bigger picture instead of always being a smug .  ... View more

My last euro, regged for singularity:  First hand I´m dealt is 1010, turn gives me a FH, and DONK loses a lot of chips on the flop, I check turn trying to make him bet, but he checks,  and manage to CALL my river bet with:   Yup, Ace high!  Wonderful!  Next hand I get is A8, I raise 3bb with confidence and DONK calls again. I flop 2 pairs, I raise 1100 (3/4), he calls, turn makes no difference, I raise halfpot (1400) He calls... river gives donk a flush and he pushes all in. At this point I know what´s going to happen but I have to SEE this madness so I call with my last 2000 or so chips.    So good luck and good riddance, did I say bye already ? Now it is DEFINITELY over.  Stupidity rules! ... View more

-- Random insult with multiple swearwords --  (edit: waiting for bloke to edit language even though he´s no admin..)    EDIT by @BonusPater: removed Norwegian text and replaced it with a short English summary. Sorry to disappoint you @RedHotChiliP, know you wanted someone else to do the edit   ... View more

He keeps limping, playing all kinds of hands, so when he limps 80 from UTG I raise 450 with KK.  BB and this nugget calls. Flop comes and I shove my remaining 1100 chips with my overpair, as the picture so clearly states.  NUGGET thinks for a split second and calls. And GG runner runner off! NO MORE !  BYE! ... View more

Oh and let´s not mention the MARVELOUS play that went down in a €25ticket for UO earlier today.  I mean, WHAT is the point of playing an mtt, of €25 worth, and push 45s, J4s ?!?!?! Morons... ... View more

  This was in the middle of an sng - and only happened that one time. No more bankroll after todays sng adventure. ALL the worst BINGO-PLAYING, UNTALENTED DIMWITS are GRINDING today, along with ALWAYS running into a fish who happened to hit two pairs on the flop, or a set when I have overpair, or a runner runner straight, AS USUAL, when I have three of a kind or Aces. There´s just no fold button it seems, for these VERY TALENETED BEASTS! Just as I write this I´m playing my last €2 and I get a straight with my KJ on the turn, no flush on the river, other guy bets out and I reraise hard only to see him show a full house.  So, this is goodbye Unibet. I´m done. Can´t make money here either. It´s just donkfest all over.  When I get the refunds for disconnection problems, if that EVER happens, I will try one last time to build up again, but it´s just BS.  Wont happen...  @Ray-Unibet @Rushbie ... View more

@Unibet-Cédrick Here´s another one:    Get dealt THREE HEARTS in your startinghand... ... View more

@Shoryureppa wrote: @RedHotChiliP What’s up man? how was your weekend in poker? Hi brotha! I didn´t play much, had to drive faaaaaar far away to the southern part of Norway with my dog. She´s from a kennel and will have puppies this summer, if all went well yesterday. Hahaha... So it was all fun and play for her, not me.  Is there still any chance of winning packages for Malta or was it last chance last night ?   ... View more

@illiteratum I´m pretty sure she could go to €4 or €10 and make a bankroll quite easily. There´s probably slightly less stupendous action there... (irony), but the level of skill is probably totally managable for her. Might even be better to play a little higher stakes to avoid all the worst push-maniacs.   ... View more