Those ducks always bullying others, if not in poker table then in lemonade stand Waddle waddle
Bad joke stories part.. too many:
A duck and a crab are trying to buy a sailboat for a nickel but they can't put the boat on the river. Many of you call this story stupid. I call it a busted open ended straight draw.
duck calls everywhere
if you wanna buy a new lipstick,
never gonna mess with the chip king,
if you're tried chasing the big hit,
just be a duck and that fix it.
ffs what I have I unleashed.
I would like to apologize for creating a thread where @psrquack feels its ok to tell his jokes.
I have many a time tried understanding one of these jokes but sadly failed, in a greater effort to understand I contacted google translate and
asked if they could add psquackarian to there list of supported languages.
For my efforts I have been banned from all google services
You can't stop the flooding of bad jokes: Why are chicken's so fat? Because they have won an invitation to dinner every day. (winner winner, chicken dinner)
Btw I would like to share one of my best bad joke with you guys again.
Hint: The fool and the Miss aka the misspelled interpretetion of the foul and the miss rule from snooker.
feeling other wild life is being left out.
@penguin50 any penguin jokes to add?
Ladies and gentlemen, Jonny is on his way from England to Malta. Please help him keeping the direction to Bonuspater's BBQ party.