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How do you recognize if you are a regrecational player at Unibet.

1, Have you used the ticket exchange system?

Yes.

No, I changed my attitude to poker only.

2, Do you agree that a flatter payback structure at MTT is good for you?

Yep, I'm happy to get back my buyin after 2-3 hours of play.

No, I want top prizes.

3, Do you agree that promotions like High Hand should run in prime time only?

Yes, I like to play after work (9-17).

No, I like to play after work (3 shifts).

4, Have you ever self excluded yourself from any products of the company?

Yes, it's in my veins.

No, but sometimes it would be an easier way to claim better rewards (poker points instead of freespins).

5, When was your last deposit?

I'm a middle of my next one, so don't bother me.

I'm here for free stuff only.

 

Results: more yes means no, or more no means yes.

 

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@psrquack wrote:

After intensive poker days in Sinaia. Good night ducks.

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And in the morning it is good to dip your head in cold water and soak those sore neck muscles for sleeping your head in your armpit :)

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They taught in school ducks eat like that. But i always thought there had to be more in that. Makes perfect sense now that i think of it. If i have sore neck i put icepower in it, not rub it in my a-hole too so i guess ducks don´t want to freeze their asses while treating necks 🤫

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@Livertool: like is like shalalalaaaa. if you like the picture but doesn't like a content, or like the story but doesn't like the end then act like a duck and try to give a f...k. So like first and remove your like then. Btw I sometimes like everything because I want to earn the you have used all your likes 30 days in a row badge.😛

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Ok guys, Unibet will give us a very special avatar. Let's guess what this will be. My podium is: technical error #2 jersey wearing  moderator, man showing a mega TICKIET PLEASE label or an ambassador holding 4 stars which represents the 4 stations of the Unibet Open and a little fillip to other sites because the real stars (the recreactional players) are here.

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@Livertool wrote:

I am well kept secret but i can tell you if you keep it secret. I am Dumbellas husband. Evidence you say? Boys named after me. What rhymes with Huey, Dewey and Louie? Ofc Tooly :D


Now I understand why you love slots. You have had sex once and hit the three of a row jackpot.🤣

44.Della-Duck

Btw will you make a funny duck picture to Iany's milestone occasion?

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