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In other news 

had to play the 1e bounty to tick the last step on group A of tema collector.

won 8 bounties for about 10e and came 2nd for another 10e.
Lost the flip for about another 5e HU 88 < A9.

 

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@Livertool

I prefer r2-d2s pirate brother  ARRRGGGGHHH2-D2 (Psrquack has been slow on the bad jokes, thought I would throw one in)

 


Ok, in that case i´ll do one too. This really ain´t joke but top secret star wars info...

It was actually first called ru-d2 but they had to chance it after first encounter of those tin cans. Conversation went like this:

c-3po: hello, what is your name?

ru-d2: ru-d2.

c-3po: No, i´m c-3po. What is your name?

ru-d2: ru-d2.

c-3po: No, i´m c-3po. What is your name?.....

That loop lasted until circuits were burned and batterys runned out.It was really nasty actually.

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And the bad jokes continue....

c3-po is actually really called only "three"

but r2-d2 is into weird fetish porn and is always asking three if he can see him poo
Thats where threes extrend name came from cos r2-d2 kept asking See Three Poo.

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"Who won world drivers championship in 1976"

"Lauda"

"I said who won world drivers championship in1976"

"Lauda"

"i said WHO WON WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPIOSHIP IN 1976"

Etc etc etc.

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@Livertool wrote:


@GR1ZZL3R wrote:

"Who won world drivers championship in 1976"

"Lauda"

"I said who won world drivers championship in1976"

"Lauda"

"i said WHO WON WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPIOSHIP IN 1976"

Etc etc etc.


Thank god for google. First i was like wtf??? 🤣


It's the way i tell 'em.

"It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%."     image.png.99a4e82708d54abfc527324e8836768e.png

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@Livertool wrote:

@GR1ZZL3R wrote:

"Who won world drivers championship in 1976"

"Lauda"

"I said who won world drivers championship in1976"

"Lauda"

"i said WHO WON WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPIOSHIP IN 1976"

Etc etc etc.


Thank god for google. First i was like wtf??? 🤣



@Livertool wrote:

@GR1ZZL3R wrote:

"Who won world drivers championship in 1976"

"Lauda"

"I said who won world drivers championship in1976"

"Lauda"

"i said WHO WON WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPIOSHIP IN 1976"

Etc etc etc.


Thank god for google. First i was like wtf??? 🤣


Hes after @psrquack job as head of uncomprehensible jokes 🤣

I was @penguin50 house yesterday and he asked me what psrq is talking about, I had to explain that it takes time but eventually they make sense without having to think about it. 2 years it took me but I understand psrq 🤣

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@Livertool wrote:

By his writings, @Minimuna1 ain´t Finnish but maybe some Finnish member can tell you what his nick means :D



@Livertool wrote:

By his writings, @Minimuna1 ain´t Finnish but maybe some Finnish member can tell you what his nick means :D


@ReCorpH We want answers!!!!

Got my answer, how do they know, have they got cameras in my bathroom?

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What can you do if your freeroll was gone? It depends on your relationships.
Beginner: nothing.
-Oh, I hope they will change your mind asap.
Intermediate: something what seems effective.
-Man, I must do someting. I will contact the LC or will start moaning here.
Expert: everything.
-Hey ReCorpH, I have a mission for you.

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@RayL wrote:

-What’s black, red, black, red, black, red?

-A zebra with a sun burn.

@jonny2192 I know I am no where new @psrquack's skill but I hope this at least helps with the withdrawal symptoms.

 


A little known fact about zebras.

If you scan them at the supermarkets in Malta you get 25% of your shopping. 🤣

Please supply a photo if you try this ray 😏

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-Hey, I heard that you have left Fortnite for poker. Was it difficult to learn the new rules?

-Absolutely not. Previously I played Battle Royale and now I play the same type of game.

-The main goal of the games is quite different, isn't it?

--Nope, there is a circle and you should stay within it.

-What about the winning strategy?

- You can read a lot of poker books, but the ultimate strategy is the same: Kill everyone.

-So can we say that your life isn't changed?

-Nope, I moved from the Tilted Towers to Tilt City.

 

If the characters of Walking Dead would play poker then how would they call dead money? Walking Dead money? But the walking dead money are the blinds, aren't it? Btw how would they call the drawing dead situation? Go and paint a zombie?

 

-Man, I jsut won the Triple Crown?

-Wow, did you win all the major poekr tours?

-Nope, I just self-excluded myself from the bets, poker and casino.

 

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@psrquack wrote:

I have issues with the Risk Free Bet- currently I don't have any.

 

There are users, superusers and guys, who have skype contact to the staff.


By not betting at all, you could consider that risk free 🤣

Also in my opinion you are a super duper user :)

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