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@psrquack wrote:

Btw what about this @jonny2192?

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Its a very pretty circle but that markup will be non existent, as the duck farm will be a charitable organisation provinding homes for homeless ducks and ticket please players who can no longer manage to type ticket please to make a living.

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Oh the poor souls who join the forum and this is the first thread they open 😏


Sorry I disagree, Its a lot better than.

"I have AA in the BB and someone shoves 5BB from thr button, what should i do"

Then 20 comments of people saying they are idiots and why are they bothering even playing poker.

At least when we talk crap, we admit its crap and we are happy to let anyone join our club and talk crap with us.

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@Purps wrote:

Oh the poor souls who join the forum and this is the first thread they open 😏


Sorry I disagree, Its a lot better than.

"I have AA in the BB and someone shoves 5BB from thr button, what should i do"

Then 20 comments of people saying they are idiots and why are they bothering even playing poker.

At least when we talk crap, we admit its crap and we are happy to let anyone join our club and talk crap with us.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh yeah, totally agree. And if they read the whole thread though, they're definately keepers :)

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@jonny2192 wrote:

@Purps wrote:

Oh the poor souls who join the forum and this is the first thread they open 😏


Sorry I disagree, Its a lot better than.

"I have AA in the BB and someone shoves 5BB from thr button, what should i do"

Then 20 comments of people saying they are idiots and why are they bothering even playing poker.

At least when we talk crap, we admit its crap and we are happy to let anyone join our club and talk crap with us.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh yeah, totally agree. And they read the whole thread though, they're definately keepers :)


LOL they read the whole thread they may need a physcho therapist 🤣

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@GR1ZZL3R: hint to the first one:

submarines like ducks exists most in water. The yellow submarine was the song of the Beatles in where people live in submarine. Yellow is the clour of the ducks too. Many poker players have better hands before the river but the situations could change after the fifth card so the couldn't survive the river and lost the hand. Because river is the form of water and submarines and ducks are good in river so they could survive the river when they sing that song and find the yellow submarine.

2, it was a post in where a member asked for sponsorship but he didn't give any details (what type of game he wants to play, how many of that games, what is his ROI, what references he has etc.) So it seemed like a beg for money. Jonny posted a funny approach here if the other guys wants money for playing poker then he wants money for keeping ducks. The first sentence is what the sentence means, the farmer grows up ducks, and then sell them for living-that's his job. The second one means there are bonus hunters, who make fake accounts and collects the welcome, no deposit etc bonuses from gambling sites (poker, casinos). Online gamers also could use the worls farming then they trying to accumulate a huge sume from one thing (for example gold) within a game. That looks a little bit similar to the cheater who also wants to grind as many free money from those fake accounts as he can.

3, When you read the promotion posts you can find so many players who only post "ticket please" for the upcoming event when they are not eligible for the participation. It could be a various form of that for example passport please etc. Bonuspater and Jonny figured out that they should open a school for that beggers and make a good money teaching them how to ask for ticket with success. I thought I figured out a better way (the phd level) because some freerolls are post based (100K etc.) and all we need to post something that don't looks like a ticket please approach but that is. Btw it was a silly idea because offtopic posts don't count to the original promotion. I was posted it for fun only.

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@psrquack Takes all the fun out of it, If you start explaining your jokes.

Would make for a fun blog though where you could explain random topics, In your own unique way.

Psrquack explains, The online guide to everything and nothing :)

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My dear friend @psrquack has used all his likes again, This is twice in one week.

Please support the Duck ambassador and provide him with likes.

I have started a new organisation to help get these likes to likeless ducks.

The organisation will be called:- Ducks International Likes Distribution Organisation or D.I.L.D.O for short. 🤣

 


@triceraatopp wrote:

Rofl you guys are ducking hilarious I vote for making it mandatory to read this thread before joining the forum! Will sort out any sheep in birdsuit


Maybe it would be better used as a punishment for anyone whos first post is "ticket please" or "whats the pass" in any of the 3 zillion combinations of how people spell them. 🤣

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@jonny2192 wrote:

My dear friend @psrquack has used all his likes again, This is twice in one week.

Please support the Duck ambassador and provide him with likes.

I have started a new organisation to help get these likes to likeless ducks.

The organisation will be called:- Ducks International Likes Distribution Organisation or D.I.L.D.O for short. 🤣

 


@triceraatopp wrote:

Rofl you guys are ducking hilarious I vote for making it mandatory to read this thread before joining the forum! Will sort out any sheep in birdsuit


Maybe it would be better used as a punishment for anyone whos first post is "ticket please" or "whats the pass" in any of the 3 zillion combinations of how people spell them. 🤣


Thank you my friend.  You are the real battery of this initiative. To charge this support up I would like to nominate you to the presiduck of the CEO.

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