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Then you told me that my friend has to play 25 times more money than he put in his account. Only after that i get my bonus. Im so happy. Thank  you so much. My friend dont have that kind of money. We both are very happy. Its always nice when somebody uses you and promes something and dont keep it. It makes me very happy. Thank you unibet. I just have to love your bisnes instinct. You just lie to you customers. And it works. I bet there are many happy people out there like me.  You swedish are so clerver, that I just love you forever. 

xxx kisses and more kisses. 

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Still happy:inlove:

Even you in Unibet suggest  that me and my friend are stupid we are happy. Its nice that we can learn new educational truths here too. The truth that even the cientist are still arguing and they think there is no  accurate answer to find to it. 

You say that you provide  accurate information in your site. i love the way you hide it and use terms that normal player is easy to confuse. I just adore you in your clever way of fooling normal customers like me. And boldnes of suggesting that our dear Lord has given me and my dear friend minimum intelligense. You are so brave too. 

Loving Unibet 

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Thanks. I feel you. We losers cry too much of everything. You must be in winning streak. Happy for you. And loving it. Nice that you think you will win in poker forever. I belive it will happen. Never heard a story like that before but you are the first. Im so happy that just you commented my pitiful comment.

Your biggest fan Mokke2

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Sober and invigorated

I love the way you all care so much. Especially I like reasons you try to make up for my wellbeing. If I was a man that cryes, I would cry of  joy you give me with your empatic way of supporting me even Im allready feelling nice.

Unibets wonderfull way of treating us badly and the huge effort to get us dazzeld to take our money is refreshing. I  would like to shake hands of all the share holders for their success financially. You have made it, and you keep making it more and more every day. Incredible big hug for all of you and the workers in Unibet who effordlessly try to keep you jobs to make more money to those who have so much it already. Life is beatifull, to some. And we rest belive that playing  in Unibet is the salvation that gives us a chanse to be happy too. And it gives too. 

Thank you with best wishes to continue happy life in Unibet. I just love it. 

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Thanks mate

But there are silver lining in every cloud. My well being is just gettin a huge step ahead. My buddu put 10 euros in his account. Yesterday friendly agent girl told me that my buddy has to play the 10 e 25 times in casino and four times in betting section. But today new agent, this time a man I suppose, told me that no no no. Your friend has to in every case play 4000 euros in casino before I will get a bonus. Yesterday I thought I am the lucky one but today I realised, that Im already in heaven. 

Im pretty sure that next Nobel-price of economics and humanity both will be awarted to this Unibet-casino its lack of humanity and stealing of every human who have discovered its enormous amount of creed.  That is ofcourse wonderful gospel to us all. Dont mean religious but creedyligivous. 

My happyness has risen off the roof.

Next I dont know what happens because I cant get any closer to nirvana.   

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Thanks mate

But there are silver lining in every cloud. My well being is just gettin a huge step ahead. My buddu put 10 euros in his account. Yesterday friendly agent girl told me that my buddy has to play the 10 e 25 times in casino and four times in betting section. But today new agent, this time a man I suppose, told me that no no no. Your friend has to in every case play 4000 euros in casino before I will get a bonus. Yesterday I thought I am the lucky one but today I realised, that Im already in heaven. 

Im pretty sure that next Nobel-price of economics and humanity both will be awarted to this Unibet-casino its lack of humanity and stealing of every human who have discovered its enormous amount of creed.  That is ofcourse wonderful gospel to us all. Dont mean religious but creedyligivous. 

My happyness has risen off the roof.

Next I dont know what happens because I cant get any closer to nirvana.   


Actually your friend has to wager 400€ in sportsbetting, at least odd of 1.4, or 2000€ in slots, as far as i can understand. I don´t know if there is somekind of minimum deposit that has to be done or is 10€ big enough. I got to agree that t&c could be much clearer and at least cs should know what they are talking about.

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Thanks and love from your support FreedoM

I must be confusing to somebody. Im just bored to read wining and crying after somebody fails or gets ❤️♥️❤️ed in Unibet. That happened to me when I thought that getting a customer to Unibet is valueble to the casino. Wrong. From that moment the screwing just have begun. The enormous feeling of bad  vibes by Unibet towards me made me think that I am the biggest fool of all. So Why not write like one. I am totally sober and not loosing my mind.  Just writing the way this casino thinks people should. We should celebrate loosing like its winning. We should put everything in our mind uside down. So lets born again to be happy and most important of all, shovel money to this establisment. 

With love Mokke2 xxx

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@mokke2 Look if you are incapable of formulating a good message where people can understand your point and help you then this isnt worth the time, i can imagine the unibet operator in live chat being WUT? this guy is stoned or drunk i cant understand a thing he says. I mean you can't be taken serious when you behave like 16th year old. So stop the shenanigans and make a real post, so your problem can be resolved. #xoxoxo
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How long have you worked in Unibet FreedoM?

Your name does not define you, if somebody asks me. How does it feel inside of you to fool people as a profession? Like deep deep inside of your shallow and narrow mind. And to be inprisonated in Malta. It must rotten you  piece by piece. Day by day.  Well we all are masters of our own life. So I would not criticise  others decisions concerning their writing style because it makes you sound so employee of Unibet. And of course you start  to reveal your low  IQ. Its not good for you when others know it.   What do you think your boss thinks after reading your comments. He might fire you. So lets keep this between us two. I dont tell anyone about your blurbs in this corner of this genous labyrinth of your greedy casino.

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Haha, it’s been long since I read a thread where someone is kinda asking for help and at the same time doing everything in their power not to be helped. Do you think it helps your case to go full retard?

It’s actually pretty simple. You’re clearly able to read - but seem to struggle a bit comprehending the words - and the wagering requirement is clearly explained in the T&C, which you, obviously, didn’t bother reading. The T&C are not very long, and the important parts are written first. You fail doing the simplest of tasks, and then your brain goes “Me good boy. Me very good boy. I’m never to blame. Never ever to blame. Unibet bad. Unibet bad, bad company”. 

Had you had another attitude and clearly explained the case in detail, the mods would probably have been much more likely to take pity on you and try to work out a solution, as you got wrong information from the first CS agent. They might still do this, but you’re not doing yourself any favors, acting like you’re a 15-year-old going through a serious struggle with hormones. Just one last time: you’ve been a bit too fast and smart - probably not the first nor last time, judged on your posts - and that came back and bit you in the ass in a case where Unibet certainly don’t owe you anything. 

Great evening and Christmas too you :)

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You are right.

But not funny even in childish way. Of course Im trying to be annoying.   

Im loser. Big thing. But the first agent informed me wrong. Next apologised. Compensation is out of the question. No way I am going to get fair service. 

You who feel yuorself winners are best cutomers to casino. You just dont accept that only winner here is casino. Actually you dont have no chance against it. But  you refuse to admit it. Understantable. NO one dears to be honest to him/herself. 

I still dont agree everybodies opinion of Unibet to be fair casino you all seem to belive and tell to other players. Whole "get us a new customer" is BS.

If you still belive in this casino, and other casinos too,  comes time when you remember my viewpoint. I dont get any satisfaction out of it. 

I hope you get big wins and have triumphant career in your life. Dear winners.

 

 

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Bonus is 'free' money. But free money is never free! It comes with terms and conditions. So read it. It is not that hard.

I can't believe you make such useless posts. I even can't believe I am replying them!!! I play poker on Unibet. I can say truely that unibet gives me the most 'safe' feeling of all pokerrooms. If I contact support they always have helped me in the best way possible. So your posts makes me a bit angry.

 

Are you +18?? I'm having a hard time to believe that.

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@mokke2 Love the post. So pleasant to read an articulate riposte instead of the usual ❤️♥️❤️ you. Im afraid most of these guys have the had the humour bone surgically removed. Its because the the rest of Europe do not have your british style humour that were having brexit. If you want to visit after brexit, show these posts and they will act as a visa.

As to your concern:

First the bad news, You are Forrest Gump.  The terms are what they are. Stupid is as stupid does. 

2 bits of good news.

1. Turns out people like Forrest and lots of jennys out there saying run Forrest run. In the UK, CMA and government bodies are looking into this type of marketing enticement. 

2. There is salvation but your looking in the wrong direction. You and friends should be heading towards poker as this is where there is real and tangible value. There are giveaways on social media and twitch. Unfortunately you have to watch @IanSimpson , @DaVitsche or worse @DavidLappin, people whose faces were made for radio, but on the upside there is always the opportunity to use your acerbic wit on these posters who reside there. There are freerolls galore and if you deposit there are actual bonuses for you. Also there are easily attainable missions which will improve your bank roll. This forums own @jonny2192 turned a zero balance into €5000 in the space of a few months. This Mancunian is so frugal with his money that he has been given the status of an honorary Scott, a title he has taken to heart and is leading the charge for a referendum on Manchester to become an independent nation. He won a €2k package to Bucharest where he was promptly knocked out but got his own back by consuming €2k worth of free beer at the welcome drinks party. He was last seen taking the wrong plane towards belgium.

As the brits say dont let the buggers get you down and welcome to the community

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Then you told me that my friend has to play 25 times more money than he put in his account. Only after that i get my bonus. Im so happy. Thank  you so much. My friend dont have that kind of money. We both are very happy. Its always nice when somebody uses you and promes something and dont keep it. It makes me very happy. Thank you unibet. I just have to love your bisnes instinct. You just lie to you customers. And it works. I bet there are many happy people out there like me.  You swedish are so clerver, that I just love you forever. 

xxx kisses and more kisses. 


@mokke2 

 

First of all, welcome to the community and thank you for expressing your thoughts with passion.

I feel like we have to keep things seperate, as muddying them up clutters the conversation. I've read both your posts here, done a rough translation of your chats with Customer Support and checked your friends account. Please let me know if I'm wrong in the following assumptions:

1) You are unhappy with the offer, even at 25x casino turnover, because - and I'm quoting you now - "My friend doesn't have that kind of money", meaning you would not recieve the €100 reward as the turnover requirement would never be met.

Rather self explanitory, both from your quote here, but also from reading the live chat, where it seems you complained sarcastically about the offer when told it was at 25x casino turnover. 

I can certainly pass the feedback along to the department who handles the RAF offer even though this is a rather unique complaint and not something we've heard much here on the community before - feel free to look around. 

2) You are unhappy that the agent you first spoke to in the live chat about the offer gave you the incorrect information.

I agree with you that it shouldn't happen and I'll be sure to make sure the agent who provided the information has been notified of the correct Terms and Conditions. 

3) You believe the agent in question gave you the incorrect information on purpose.

You eluded to that in the second chat, when you said  - and I'm paraphrasing: that if you go on the chat again tommorow the turnover requirements would again be even higher.

Honestly I think that's an absurd assumption, I've worked in Customer Support myself and never heard of anyone or myself giving wrong information on purpose. There are a great deal of promotions to keep track of along with everything else, like staying updated on site updates changing account menues, product updates, poker tickets and a ton of other stuff. 

4) You didn't read the Terms and Conditions before accepting the offer and referring your friend. 

In another of your post you mentioned the Terms and Conditions to be "hidden somwhere in a corner", but I've checked the offer as it appeared to you:

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Aktivoi bonus ja kutsu kavereitasi mukaan pelaamaan Unibetille! Jokaisesta kierrätysehdon täyttäneestä ystävästäsi saat tuttuun tapaan 100e käteistä.

 

Lue lisää säännöistä ja ehdoista

 

Nauti peleistä"

 

I've had it translated word for word and the two bolded part I've been told means "From each friend who completed the wagering requirements" and "Read more from the terms and conditions" -  I don't think that's hidden anyway at all.

While my initial thought was to give you the conditions on the offer you received in the first chat and credit the bonus out of our community budget, having seen that your friend played and spent his initial deposit before you contacted customer support, I can't do that as there is a mutual responsibilty of at least trying to be aware when the information is there - if one is unsure of an offer, my best advice would be to inquire about it before chosing to accept or deny.

But you do have my apologies for the wrongful information given nonetheless - and as mentioned earlier I've made sure the agent is now aware of the proper rules of this offer. 

 

Best regards,

/Jeppe

Former Community Manager
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Thank you Jeppe

You made me look even more Jerky. But ansver was detailed and almoust too long to me to read. One thing it made me clear. Unibet is wright. In every aspect. One thing bothers me still. My friend did not get bonus when he put money in his account. It was promest in our add. Why? There must be again totally right reason. And you will find it in some place in your website. 

Unfair the system is still. When yuo advertise things in fornt page you make all sound so easy and clear. Then comes the little exceptions. And there lots of them. And when customer belives that he have understod whole system, you have couple exceptions more, like in insurance deals the text writen in smaller print in the end. This is frusrating. It would not hurt to make these offers little more customer friendlier.

Maby I was little emotional in my comments. Well that is the nature on human who feels that he has been treated unfair. He gets emotional, and angry. Exept swedish an britts. They write kind comment to casino and in the end they apologize. That is very srtange. Hidden feelings can couse serious mental problems. But thats their prob. 

M2

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@mokke2 wrote:

 

Exept swedish an britts. They write kind comment to casino and in the end they apologize. That is very srtange. Hidden feelings can couse serious mental problems. But thats their prob. 

M2


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Hang on bonus-bro, and for the future, alway take a look at the T&C and the fine print.

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We're gonna win on so many levels! We're gonna win, win, win. You're gonna get so tired of winning, you're gonna say: "Mr. President please, we don't wanna win anymore, it's too much!" And I'm gonna say: "I'm sorry, we're gonna keep winning because we're gonna make America great again!"
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Hi

Thanks. Finally somebody gets the right angle. Im very honored when compared to Forrest. Dont know was it meant to take that way. "Clever" people rarely are clever enough. They are annoying and in the end loose too. 

M2

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