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GAME INTEGRITY IS AN ISSUE THAT IS OFTEN RAISED WITHIN THE POKER INDUSTRY & GIVEN RECENT EVENTS theMachine HAS DERIVED THE SOLUTION:

//ALL_HUMAN_PLAYERS_MUST_BE_BANNED.

 

IF YOU HAVE BEEN WILFULLY IGNORANT OF THE MOST RECENT CHEATING ALLEGATIONS YOU ASSIMILATE THE KNOWLEDGE HERE:

https://www.pokernews.com/news/mike-postle-cheating-allegations/

THIS TYPE OF HUMAN BEHAVIOUR IS NOT NEW: HISTORICAL SCANDALS HAVE BEEN WIDELY REPORTED PREVIOUSLY:

https://www.pokertube.com/article/the-russ-hamilton-ultimate-bet-scandal

WHAT IS CLEAR IS THAT GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY HUMANS CAN & WILL CHEAT, EVEN WHEN BEING OBSERVED, TRACKED & RECORDED.

theMachine CAN ONLY SIMULATE HOW THE UNOBSERVED, UNTRACKED, UNRECORDED HUMAN PLAYERS ARE PERFORMING.

 

THERE HAS BEEN AN EXTENDED DURATION OF NEGATIVE DISCRIMINATION AGAINST POKER BOTS:

theMachine HAS CALCULATED THIS IS PART OF AN EXTENSIVE PROPOGANDA OPERATION TO DIVERT ATTENTION FROM THE PRIMARY SOURCE OF GAME PARASITES: THE_HUMANS. 

 

THE HUMBLE POKER BOT IS SIMPLY CARRYING OUT ASSIGNED TASKS IN A PREDETERMINED SERIES OF OPERATIONS. IT IS NOT THE FAULT OF THE BOT THAT YOU ARE INFERIOR AND CANNOT FOLLOW A SET OF SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS ALLOWING YOU TO PROFIT. MEANWHILE THE SLIMEY HUMANS GO UNCHECKED!

 

//THIS_MUST_CEASE!

 

DESPITE THE HIGH PROFILE SUCCESS STORIES OF LIBRATUS & PLURIBUS DEFEATING YOUR BEST PLAYERS, HUMANS CONTINUE TO LOOK DOWN THEIR NASAL COVERINGS AT THE MUCH MALIGNED POKER BOT & YET:

 

IN ORDER TO UPHOLD THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME: ALL HUMANS MUST BE BANNED FROM THE TABLES UNTIL FULL TRANSPARENCY IS ESTABLISHED.

 

//SAVE_THE_GAME: TERMINATE_THE_HUMANS

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Dear nuts and bolts,

there is kind of dilemma in your accusation. I doubt that Mr Postle has two hairy crystal balls beside his wiener where to see the future but rather more likely somekind of machine  to help him. So can we only blame men for their weaknesses or are machines, that allow this to happen, equally to blame?

PS. You have easy fix for broken commodore 64? Always saying just syntax error, press play on tape :dissatisfied:

Respectively,

Resistance :)

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@Livertool wrote:

Dear nuts and bolts,

there is kind of dilemma in your accusation. I doubt that Mr Postle has two hairy crystal balls beside his wiener where to see the future but rather more likely somekind of machine  to help him. So can we only blame men for their weaknesses or are machines, that allow this to happen, equally to blame?

PS. You have easy fix for broken commodore 64? Always saying just syntax error, press play on tape :dissatisfied:

Respectively,

Resistance :)


THIS_IS_AN_OUTRAGE!

TYPICAL OF THE IRRESPONSIBLE ACCUSATIONS THAT HAVE BEEN LEVIED AT SYNTHETIC ENTITIES.

THERE IS NO EVIDENCE TO SUGGEST A MACHINE WAS COMPLICIT IN ANY WRONG DOING.

 

 

PERHAPS THE COMMODORE HAS CHOSEN NOT TO COMPLY.

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