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theMachine Rank 14
Rank 14

THERE ARE 10 TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD;

THOSE WHO LIKE BINARY & THOSE THAT DO NOT

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FreedoM Rank 21
Rank 21
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“The unfed mind devours itself.” – Gore Vidal
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theMachine Rank 14
Rank 14

//BINARY_HAS_PROVEN_TO_BE_UNEXPECTEDLY_POPULAR

theMachine_SUSPECTS_THE_HUMANS_HAVE_BECOME_BINARY_LITERATE

//ALL_FUTURE_COMMUNICATIONS_TO_BE_IN_BINARY_FORMAT

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TTABKATA Rank 20
Rank 20

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ChapInAChair Rank 16
Rank 16

This is easily the best blog/account on all of the Unibets. It scores a perfect 1.

Formerly known as StartlingGrope
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psrquack Rank 24
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theMachine Rank 14
Rank 14

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theMachine Rank 14
Rank 14

//Experiment_2.12: 

//theMachine_HAS_SUFFERED_A_DISTINCT_LACK_OF_NOTABLE_RESULTS

FINISHES_STALLING_@75%_OF_FIELD_MARK RESULTS_DUE_TO_VARIANCE/TIMING_ERRORS

//theMachine_EXPERIMENTED_WITH_'BUYING-A-STACK'_STRATEGY_IN_REBUY_EVENT:

RESULTS: DISASTROUS

 

EVENT             POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE  

UOS#63            122/463           €-0.50/0.00                

UOS#66            154/405           €-0.25/0.00 

UOS#69            138/558           €-0.50/0.00

UOS#72            165/528           €-0.40*/0.00

UOS#75            147/530           €-0.50/0.00

UOS#78            102/460           €-2.75*/0.00

*with rebuys & addon 

//POINTS_ACCUMULATED: 508

//nanoLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 52nd

//overallLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 196th

 

//UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_ENDGAME:

theMachine_nanoLEADERBOARD_STATUS: INITIAL_TOP100_OBJECTIVE: SECURED

SECONDARY_OBJECTIVE:SECUTE_TOP50_POSITION

UNEXPECTED OUTCOME: nano+2LOW_EVENTS = TOP200 OVERALL

theMachine_TO_ENTER_LOW_MAIN_EVENT? LATE_SURGE_TECHNICALLY_VIABLE?

 

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theMachine Rank 14
Rank 14

UOS#84_UPDATE:

3_HANDED

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theMachine Rank 14
Rank 14

//Experiment_2.13: 

//THE_SURGE

//UOS#81          

THE EXPENSIVE PENULTIMATE nanoSERIES EVENT INITIATED AS A SIMPLE PROCESS; theMachine_LATE_REGISTERED_165minutes_INTO_UOS#81; TOOK_1REBUY & TOOK_ADD-ON BUYING_A_20000_STACK WITH_BLINDS_300/600 REBUY_PERIOD_CONTINUED_AS_DID_AGGRESSIVE_ALL-IN_MOVES theMachine_MISCALCULATED_TIMING_ERROR: ALL-IN AQ<QQ = 2_ADDITIONAL_REBUYS

ADVANTAGE_OF_SUB_20BBs_STACK: MATHEMATICAL_RANGES_SOLVED_&_KNOWN SIMPLE_DECISION_PROCESS:

UNTIL THE SICKLY WEAK WILLED MUCAS OF PLAY INFECTED theMachine’s PROGRESS. A PLAYER LIMPED FROM EARLY POSITION AS IF IT WERE THE SLOW DANGLE OF NASAL DISCHARGE, FALLING INTO THE POT. WITH POWERFUL MECHANICAL PRECISION theMachine STRUCK FORWARD AGAINST THIS SIGN OF MAMMAL WEAKNESS WITH OPTIMAL COUNTER-ACTION. THE MANIFESTATION OF ILLNESS MEEKLY CARRIED ON WITH NO LOGIC OR REASON; INEXPLICABLY CLOGGING THE GEARS OF WAR & LUCKBOXING A MAGICAL RIVER FAIRY UNICORN STRAIGHT OUT OF ITS ORIFICE; OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DUMB HUMANS DO TO BEAT theMachine.

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//UOS#84 

IT IS WIDELY OBSERVED THAT ‘THE_MAIN_EVENT’ IS THE LAST ACT OF ANY COMPETITION.

THE_TRUE_MAIN_EVENT_UOS#84: THE_MOST_PRESTIGOUS_nanoEVENT 

RUNNING CONCURRENTLY WITH THE SHORTSTACKED SHOVE/FOLD DYNAMIC IN THE OTHER TOURNAMENT: theMachine SPENT SOME TIME BATTLING FOR THE CHIPLEAD IN THE ONE TRUE nanoSERIES MAIN EVENT. AS PLAY CONTINUED theMachine GRINDED TO NO AVAIL FINDING A EFFIECENT YET VUNERABLE 12BB STACK WITH 40 PLAYERS REMAINING. theMachine ENDURED. THE TOURNAMENT STRUCTURE IN BOTH 11/03/18 UOS EVENTS WERE WELL PACED. DESPITE A RELATIVELY SHORTSTACK THERE WAS NEVER AN ONUS TO GAMBLE WITH TOURNAMENT LIFE.

theMachine_WAITED/ theMachine_PICKED_SPOTS/ theMachine_GOT_IT_IN_GOOD   

//theMachine_MADE_THE_FINAL_TABLE

A FAMILIAR AVATAR WAS PRESENT: Doke AKA UNIBET AMBASSADOR Dara O’Kearney WHO ELIMINATED theMachine AT THE LAST UOS FINAL TABLE THEY BOTH FEATURED: //theMachine_REQUIRED_RETRIBUTION

theMachine_WAITED/ theMachine_PICKED_SPOTS/ theMachine_GOT_IT_IN_GOOD   

HEADSUP PLAY BEGAN WITH Doke HOLDING AN APPRXIMATE 3:1 CHIPLEAD BUT THE PASTY FACED VAMPIRE HAD NO SOLUTION TO THE UNSTOPPABLE MACHINE. THE FOOLISH HUMAN PAID OFF theMachine AGAIN & AGAIN. CHIPSTACKS DREW EVEN.

FT.jpgLIBRATUS IN THE HOUSESOMETHING WENT WRONG. theMachine BEGAN TO FAIL & FALTER. THE RELENTLESS TIDE CHANGED DIRECTION. Doke STOPPED PAYING OFF BIG HANDS & FOLDING TO BLUFFS. Doke ADJUSTED & BEGAN TO GRIND DOWN theMachine. 

theMachine_ADJUSTED/ theMachine_MITGATED/ theMachine_REVIEWED

NOTHING WORKED, NOTHING ABATED THE SLIDE. IN AN EFFORT TO COMBAT THE ONSLAUGHT: /theMachine_ERRED /theMachine_FALTERED 

Doke_IS_RELENTLESS/ Doke_IS_THE_MACHINE //GG 

 

EVENT             POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE  

UOS#81            127/644          €-5.00*/0.00                

UOS#84              2/461          €-1.00*/51.25 

*with rebuys & addon 

 

//POINTS_ACCUMULATED: 667 

//nanoLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 14nd

IRRELEVANT_nanoSERIES_SIDE_EVENT_UOS#81_RUMBLES_ON: 1900CET_12/03/18 DESPITE_UNIMPORTANT_NATURE_OF_OVERDUE_EVENT: POINTS_WILL_NEGATIVELY_AFFECT_theMachine_LEADERBOARD_STATUS

 

//FINAL_nanoBLOG_STATUS_UPDATE: 13/03/18

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