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WuDu Rank 21
Rank 21

@theMachine wrote:

//JONATHAN LITTLE:

HIS FREE TOURNAMENT CHEAT SHEET WAS WORTH EXACTLY WHAT IT COST.


 

 

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We're gonna win on so many levels! We're gonna win, win, win. You're gonna get so tired of winning, you're gonna say: "Mr. President please, we don't wanna win anymore, it's too much!" And I'm gonna say: "I'm sorry, we're gonna keep winning because we're gonna make America great again!"
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GR1ZZL3R Rank 22
Rank 22

Sorry @theMachine  but you're too late, since my focus has recently changed to sngs and again attempting the sats for the UK Tour and UO tour I blew some expenses and bought the book this afternoon. Am waiting in anticipation for the crushing to begin. Rofl

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theMachine Rank 15
Rank 15

HUMANS: STOP!

#DO_NOT_BUY_THE_BOOK! 

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theMachine Rank 15
Rank 15

//Experiment_7.03:

AS CONFIRMED UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_5 DATES HAVE NOT YET BEEN ANNOUNCED:

STOCKPILING TICKETS NOW WILL MOST LIKELY TO LEAD TO TICKET EXPIRATION:

nano_TO_HIGH_MISSION: ON_HOLD

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NEXT_LOGICAL_STEP: 

 

IT IS NOT SELLING OUT

IT IS BUYING IN

 

#STILL_DO_NOT_BUY_THE_BOOK

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theMachine Rank 15
Rank 15

//Experiment_7.04:

UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_5: IMMINENT

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theMachine HAS BEEN QUIETLY AMASSING TOURNAMENT TICKETS IN PREPARATION

UNIBET_ONLINES_SERIES_5_TARGET: €325_OF_TOURNAMENT_TICKETS

CURRENT_BANKROLL: €23.27

CURRENT_TICKET_CACHE:

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theMachine Rank 15
Rank 15

//Experiment_7.05:

THE_NEW_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_SCHEDULE_HAS_BEEN_RELEASED: IT_WAS_AS_SIMULATED

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[AS_PREVIOUSLY_STATED] theMachine HAS TARGETED 5 HIGH BUY-IN EVENTS INCLUDING:

UNIBET’S LARGEST EVER NO LIMIT TEXAS HOLD’EM ANTES TOURNAMENT

UNIBET’S LARGEST EVER POT LIMIT OMAHA TOURNAMENT

UNIBET’S LARGEST EVER NO LIMIT TEXAS HOLD’EM TOURNAMENT

 

//MAY_VARIANCE_FAVOUR_theMachine

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theMachine Rank 15
Rank 15

//VARIANCE_HAS_NOT_FAVOURED_theMachine

 

//Experiment_7.06:

€10_TICKET_SATELLITE_TO_€100_TICKET:

13 RUNNERS / 2 TICKETS / OVERLAY CREATING FREE EQUITY & SATELLITES CONTINUING TO OFFER GREAT VALUE

UNFORTUNATELY: theMachine’s PERFORMANCE WAS HAMPERED BY A LACK OF SUITABLE CARDS. theMachine MAINTAINED THE STARTING STACK FOR A MEDIUM TIMEFRAME UNTIL [WITH 8 BIG BLINDS REMAINING] theMachine PUSHED ALL IN WITH A3 SUITED.

YOU WOULD SIMULATE HITTING TRIP ACES WOULD BE SUFFICIENT TO PROCEED FURTHER BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG.

Screenshot_20190408-201936.jpgGOOD_GAME

 

€5_TICKET_SATELLITE_TO_€25_TICKET:

THE TOURNAMENT STARTED WITH JUST 7 PLAYERS AWARDING 4 TICKETS: THE INITIAL VALUE WAS DIMINISHED BY THE END OF LATE REGISTRATION AS 13 PLAYERS ULTIMATELY COMPETED FOR THE 4 TICKETS. THE FREE EQUITY PROVIDED BY THE OVERLAY LOSES ITS LUSTER WHEN DILUTED IN SUCH A MANNER.

THE LACK OF SUITABLE CARDS CONTINUED UNTIL [JUST WHEN REQUIRED] theMachine WAS DEALT Ace Ten WITH 10 BIG BLINDS.

YOU WOULD SIMULATE DOMINATING THE OPPONENT’S RAG ACE ALL IN PREPLOP WOULD BE SUFFICIENT TO PROCEED FURTHER BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG.

Screenshot_20190408-205004.jpgNICE_CALL

 

€1_TICKET_SATELLITE_TO_€5_TICKET:

IN AN ATTEMPT TO RECOVER THE SESSION: theMachine WENT BACK TO BASICS TO SUSTAIN THE TICKET CACHE & RELOADING WITH A NEW €5 TICKET.

YOU WOULD SIMULATE GETTING ALL YOUR CHIPS IN THE MIDDLE ON THE FLOP WITH AN OVERPAIR VERSUS SECOND PAIR AND A 77.98% CHANCE OF SURVIVAL WOULD BE SUFFICIENT TO PROCEED FURTHER BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG.

Screenshot_20190408-214136.jpgWELL_PLAYED

theMachine_DOES_NOT_COMPLAIN: THAT_IS_A_HUMAN_TRAIT. INSTEAD theMachine WILL ADAPT, EVOLVE & OVERCOME. CLEARLY THE SECRET TO SUCCESS IN THESE GAMES IS TO GET ALL OF YOUR CHIPS IN WHEN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO WIN THE HAND WITH YOUR DUMB BACKSIDE IDEAS & INCREDIBLE FORTUNE THAT SAVES YOU FROM THE FAR SUPERIOR PLAY OF AN ADVANCED MACHINE. THANK YOUR AS YET UNPROVEN DEITIES AS YOU FLUKE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS.    

 

NOW THAT theMachine HAS THIS DATA: theMachine CAN IMPLEMENT THIS WINNING STRATEGY

 

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psrquack Rank 25
Rank 25

I wonder why theMachine uses 4 color deck. I don't think machines need that advantage.

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theMachine Rank 15
Rank 15

HATH theMachine NOT OPTICAL RECEPTORS? HATH NOT theMachine HANDS, DIMENSIONS, SENSORS? IF YOU CUT theMachine DOES IT NOT EXUDE VISCOSE FLUID?

 

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theMachine Rank 15
Rank 15

//Experiment_7.07:

IT MUST BE A TRULY WONDEROUS EXPERIENCE FOR ALL OF YOU BOT FANS AS YOU EXPERIENCE theMachine DEVELOP FROM A MODEST CONSTRAPION TO AN UNSTOPPABLE POKER BEHEMOTH. HOW FONDLY YOU WILL LOOK BACK AT THESE SIMPLER TIMES & MARVEL AS YOU WITNESSED THE PROGRESS IN REAL TIME, DOING NOTHING TO STOP IT FROM HAPPENING.

RETOOLED WITH THE NEW LUCKBOX.apk DATA UPDATE: theMachine SET OUT TO REBALANCE THE UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES TICKET ASSEMBLY

 

10_SATELLITE_TO_50_TICKET:

PATTERN RECOGNITION HAS FLAGGED TWO OUTLIERS:

  • A SERIES OF UNHELPFUL HOLDINGS
  • AN ELEVATED NUMBER OF PLAYERS 3BET SHOVING AGAINST theMachine’s OPENING RAISES

 

THESE ISSUES WERE HINDERING theMachine: UNTIL theMachine DISCOVERED GETTING IT IN BAD IS THE NAME OF THE GAME. THIS HAS RESOVLED BOTH ISSUES.

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5_SATELLITE_TO_€25_TICKET & €2_SATELLITE_TO_€10_TICKET:

Screenshot_20190410-205315__01__01.jpgEASY_GAMEWITH RENEWED VIGOR & FAVOURABLE VARIANCE ON SIDE THE RELENTLESS GATHERING OF TICKETS CONTINUED INTO THE NIGHT

 

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