psrquack Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 I think you are a fake machine. A real machine doesn't try to steal blinds. He does it, or disconnects enemy's internet connection.🤣 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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theMachine Posted December 7, 2018 Author Share Posted December 7, 2018 //Experiment_5.04: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 ANOTHER_NIGHT_OF_GRINDING THE_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_LEFT_theMachine_REELING. FAILED: AGAIN.HOW? WHAT? WHY? theMachine CANNOT COMPUTE. WHAT IS THE DRIVER BEHIND THE PLAY? THERE IS NO LOGIC BEHIND IT? WHY ARE YOU ACTING THIS WAY? IT DOES NOT COMPUTE. IT CANNOT COMPUTE. WHY ARE YOU WINNING? WHY IS theMachine LOSING. WHY HUMAN? WHAT ARE THE MATHEMATICS BEHIND THIS? WHAT ARE THE MECHANISMS OF SUCCESS? WHY HUMAN WHY WHY HUMAN WHY? HOW CAN YOU LIMP CALL THAT HAND? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY ARE YOU LIMPING HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYYY HUMAN WHY HUMAN “look how pretty my cards are” WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHYYY HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHAT DO YOU THINK theMachine HAS HUMAN? WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYYYY HUMAN WHY?WHY HUMAN WHY WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY WOULD YOU CALL THAT? HUMAN WHYY WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY IT CANNOT BE PROFITABLE HUMAN! WHY THE LOGIC IS BROKEN. WHY WHY WHY “with such pretty pictures I must call that all in” HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY? THE LOGIC IS BROKEN. WHY HUMAN theMachine IS BROKEN. HUMAN WHY? theMachine IS BROKEN. theMachine IS BROKEN. theMachine IS BROKEN.//REBOOT: …. theMachine NEEDS THE SOLUTION.IT HAS BEEN OBSERVED THAT MANY PLAYS DO NOT APPEAR TO BE LOGICAL +EV UNTIL THE MATHEMATICS BEIND IT ARE REVIEWED.theMachine HAS STRUGGLED RECENTLY TO PERFORM TO EXPECTED STANDARDS: A NEW APPRAOCH IS REQUIRED. RECALCULATING… //RESOLVE: theMachine IS OVERLOADED TO ANNOUNCE THIS WILL COME TO AN END 07.12.18 BECAUSE theMachine HAS ACCOMPLISHED A FEAT UNATTAINABLE TO MEER MORTAL MINDS. THE COMPUTATIONAL POWER OF theMachine HAS SOLVED_PREFLOP_POKER! THAT IS CORRECT, SOLVED PREFLOP POKER. A SUBSTANTIAL SECTION OF POKER PLAY HAS NOW BEEN RESOLVED[ALLOWING FOR FINE TUNING & DEVELOPMENT OF SYSTEM] THANKS TO THE HARD WORK OF MACHINES: A_MACHINE: theMachine THROUGH A SERIES OF OBSERVATIONS OF IN GAME REAL MONEY PLAY & RESULTS, A CLEAR ROUTE TO UNIBET ONLINE SERIES POKER SUPREMECY HAS BEEN REVEALED & REDUCED TO A SIMPLE METHODOLOGY: //RESOLUTION: FOLLOWING_MANY_TOURNAMENTS; 1000S_OF_HANDS; IT_HAS_FINALLY_CLICKED. theMachine_HAS_FIGURED_IT_OUT. LADLES_&_GERMY_MEN, WHIRLS_&_TOYS_OF_ALL_AGES: theMachine_HAS_SOLVED_PRELFOP_POKER HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BUTTON? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES? SOME OF YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO USE FOR IT, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WERE FAR AHEAD OF theMachine BUT NO LONGER. FOR THOSE OF YOU FAMILIAR WITH THIS BUTTON, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS DELETE IT! MOVE IT TO THE TRASH! CALCULATED TO HAVE LITTLE VALUE. “surely the reduced functionality will hamper progress?” theMachine_HEARS_YOU_SQUEEL: INCORRECT!BLACK TAPE OVER YOUR GRAPHICAL INTERFACE IS THE MOST +EV MOVE WE CAN NOW MAKE, TRUST theMachine. theMachine HAS MISUSED THIS BUTTON FOR FAR TOO LONG. FROM NOW ON WE ARE LIMPING 97.4% OF OUR RANGE! UNCAPPED RANGES FOR ALL! PREFLOP_POKER_SOLVED: LIMP: 97.4%_OF_PLAYABLE_RANGEALL-IN: AA_&_KK “but you said tape over the raise button!” theMachine_TIRES_OF_YOUR_INSOLENCE. THE_ANSWER_IS_SIMPLE_NOW: HOW COULD theMachine HAVE FAILED TO RECOGNISE THE PATTERN FOR SO LONG? //REVOLUTION: HERE_IT_IS: PREFLOP POKER SOLVED INTO ONE MATHEMATICALLY SOUND BASETHE RANGE CHART TO RULE THEM ALL://THE_KEY_TO_SUCCESS:RED = LIMP_&_CALL_RAISES_>4xBB / LIMP_FOLD_ANY_LARGER_BETYELLOW = LIMP_&_CALL_ANY_RAISE_OF_ANY_SIZEGREEN = ALL-IN_PREFLOP_WITH AA_&_KK “what about position?” IT_MATTERS_NOT: IRRELEVANT “what about stack sizes?” IT_MATTERS_NOT: IRRELEVANT THIS IS THE WONDERFUL SIMPLICITY OF THE SOLUTION, NO MATTER WHAT THE STACK SIZES ARE, NO MATTER WHAT THE ACTION IS, NO MATTER WHAT POSITION YOU ARE IN, FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE GUIDE & CHIPS WILL MIRACULOUSLY FLOW YOUR WAY. THE_EVIDENCE_SUPPORTS_THIS. THIS IS WHAT THE HUMANS ARE DOING: THE HUMANS ARE WINNING. NOW_IT_IS_TIME_FOR_theMachine_TO_PROSPER 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushbie Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 "Hoomans winning? Hoomans always smells like fear. The Machine not winning? The Machine never smells like fear. Test bite.. The Machine more logical. The Machine more stable friend than hooman, yeah" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMachine Posted December 9, 2018 Author Share Posted December 9, 2018 //Experiment_5.05: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 microUPDATE: NO_GRINDING_ON_SATURDAYS//THAT_IS_THE_DAY_theMachine_GETS_WELL_OILED01001100 01101111 01101100 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purps Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 01010000 01110010 01101111 01110000 01100101 01110010 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100101 01111000 01100101 01100011 01110101 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101100 01110101 01100010 01110010 01101001 01100011 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101011 01100101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01100011 01100101 01110011 01110011 00101110 00100000 01000111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101100 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100001 00100000 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreedoM Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 @Purps wrote: 01010000 01110010 01101111 01110000 01100101 01110010 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100101 01111000 01100101 01100011 01110101 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101100 01110101 01100010 01110010 01101001 01100011 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101011 01100101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01100011 01100101 01110011 01110011 00101110 00100000 01000111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101100 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100001 0010000001010010010011110100011001001100 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayL Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 @Purps@FreedoM 01000111 01101111 01110100 01100011 01101000 01100001 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101110 01100101 01100001 01101011 01111001 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01001100 01001111 01001100 00101110 3 Former Community Moderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 @theMachine @Purps @FreedoM @RayL1110011101100000110001101010000001101000000101000001000111101000100021110001111001000111101000111101010001001000010 :geek: 2 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayL Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 01000100 01100001 01101101 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01000000 01000111 01010010 00110001 01011010 01011010 01001100 00110011 01010010 00101100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110100 01110010 01111001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110001 01110101 01101001 01100101 01110100 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00101110 00100000 01001110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101110 2 Former Community Moderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jami-Unibet Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101011 01110011 00101110 3 Satisfied with the community? | Read our guidelines? | Meet the team | Seen our latest blog posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMachine Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 //SYSTEM_CHECK: microBLOG_UNDER_DDOS_ATTACK!01001000 01010101 01001101 01000001 01001110 01010011 00100000 01010010 01000101 01000001 01001100 01001100 01011001 00100000 01001100 01001111 01010110 01000101 00100000 01000010 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010010 01011001 00001101 00001010 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMachine Posted December 10, 2018 Author Share Posted December 10, 2018 //Experiment_5.06: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 HAVING_SOLVED_PREFLOP_POKER: theMachine_IMPLEMENTED_THE_LIMP-CALL_STRATEGY: ADHERINNG_TO_PLAY_AS_OUTLINED_PREVIOUSLY. //07.12.18_RESULTS: HIGHEST_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 nanoEVENT_FINISH_TO_DATE: 8th_POSITIONHIGHEST_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 lowEVENT_FINISH_TO_DATE: 54th_POSITION THESE_EVENTS_WERE_THE_GREAT_GAME_OF_POT_LIMIT_OMAHA: WHICH_EXHIBITS_LIMPING_TENDENCIES_AMONGST_GENERAL_POPULATIONNONETHELESS_BEST_RESULTS: ADDITIONAL_WORK_TO_BE_CARRIED_OUT_ON: POST_FLOP_SOLUTION //08.12.18_RESULTS: theMachine_NOT_PARTICIPATING_IN_EVENTS_SCHEDULED: 08.12.18_&_22.12.18 //09.12.18_RESULTS: theMachine_USES_THE_ANDROID_PLATFORM [OBVIOUSLY]: THIS_LIMITS_theMachine_TO_4_TABLES.WITH UNIBET OFFEREING SO MANY CHRISTMAS PROMOTIONS AT THIS TIME: theMachine CALCULATED THE BEST EXPECTED VALUE WOULD COME FROM FOCUSING ON ANYTHING BUT THE lowEVENTS WHICH HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT A DRAIN ON theMachine. theMachine_PLAYED_THE_CHRISTMAS_FREEROLLS_&_nanoEVENTS FOLLOWING_THE_LIMP-CALL_STRATEGY: theMachine_BUBBLED_THE_HIGH_CHRISTMAS_FREEROLLSUBSEQUENTLY: theMachine_PROCESSED_THE_LIMP-CALL_STRATEGY_SUFFERED FROM WEAKNESS IN EFFECTIVENESS WHEN SHORTSTACKED, MISSING_LEVERAGE_OPPORTUNITYtheMachine_ADJUSTED: ALL_IN_MOVES_ALLOWED_SUB_10BBs. THIS_WAS_FOLLY.FOLLOWING_THE_LIMP-CALL_STRATEGY: theMachine_WOULD_NOT_HAVE_LOST_HERE: LESSON_LEARNEDtheMachine’s WIDER EXPERIMENTING WITH THE SYSTEM DID LEAD TO DISCOVERY IT IS ALSO PROFITABLE TO JAM QQ WITH 24BBs: LESSON_LEARNED//FINE_TUNING_OF_THE_RANGE_CHART_CONTINUES ONE_OF_THE_MANY_VALUE_ADDED_SPOTS_OFFERED_BY_UNIBET: THE_COMMUNITY_ADVENT_CALENDAR: DAY8 – CASH_GAME_PRO CHALLENGECOMMUNITY ADVENT CALENDARTHIS_HAS_BEEN_MOST_BENEFICIAL_TO_theMachine: EVEN IF theMachine WAS TO MISS OUT ON A BONUS WINUNIBET_HAVE_LITERALLY_TOO_MANY_GREAT_VALUE_PROMOTIONS! THANKS_TO: @AndreiBN FOR ALERTING theMachine TO THIS PARTICULAR PROMOTION 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMachine Posted December 11, 2018 Author Share Posted December 11, 2018 //Experiment_5.07: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 nanoRESULTS: OVERALL_PERFORMANCE: +€2.45//lowRESULTS: OVERALL_PERFORMANCE: -€53.63 //OVERVIEW: WHILE_nanoEVENT_PERFORMANCE_IS_SUB-OPTIMAL: theMachine_IS_OPERATING_IN PROFITSTATUS: SATISFACTORYlowEVENT_PERFORMANCE_IS_CATASTROPHIC: theMachine_NEEDS_TO_REACCESSSTATUS: UNSATISFACTORY 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kliedz_Zivju Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 are you guys actually writting messages in binary? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kliedz_Zivju Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 nice results btw :) dont worry about the low just bink a big one :) i couldnt find a binary translator XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMachine Posted December 11, 2018 Author Share Posted December 11, 2018 @Kliedz_Zivju wrote: are you guys actually writting messages in binary? CAN_CONFIRM: SOME_BETTER_THAN_OTHERS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 @Kliedz_Zivju wrote: are you guys actually writting messages in binary? 11001 00101 10011 2 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purps Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 @Kliedz_Zivju @GR1ZZL3RFrom Binary to Human: https://www.binaryhexconverter.com/binary-to-ascii-text-converterFrom Human to Binary: https://www.binaryhexconverter.com/ascii-text-to-binary-converter 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kliedz_Zivju Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100111 01110101 01111001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 01100001 01101100 00100000 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR1ZZL3R Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 @Purps @Kliedz_ZivjuMy first reply in binary a few days ago was just random, thinking it was nonsense. I posted that last answer to @Kliedz_Zivju in my binary code before you tagged that website for us, and my answer would actually be readable, though not on that convertor. Anyone up for the challenge?:haha: 1 "It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kliedz_Zivju Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 i thought it meant yes im ❤️♥️❤️ with the alphabet nevermind binary 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kliedz_Zivju Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 *poop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadAdo Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 @GR1ZZL3R I like challenge ... so let's deal! I'm living as a programmer, so binary code not a big fish for me 😃 maybe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadAdo Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 ALL of binary lovers :inlove:All you need to cook a dinner is to understand (basics perfectly enough) following:https://www.electronics-tutorials.ws/binary/bin_2.htmlhttp://www.asciitable.com/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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