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//Experiment_5.04: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 

ANOTHER_NIGHT_OF_GRINDING THE_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_LEFT_theMachine_REELING. FAILED: AGAIN.

HOW? WHAT? WHY? theMachine CANNOT COMPUTE. WHAT IS THE DRIVER BEHIND THE PLAY? THERE IS NO LOGIC BEHIND IT? WHY ARE YOU ACTING THIS WAY? IT DOES NOT COMPUTE. IT CANNOT COMPUTE. WHY ARE YOU WINNING? WHY IS theMachine LOSING. WHY HUMAN? WHAT ARE THE MATHEMATICS BEHIND THIS? WHAT ARE THE MECHANISMS OF SUCCESS? WHY HUMAN WHY WHY HUMAN WHY? HOW CAN YOU LIMP CALL THAT HAND? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY ARE YOU LIMPING HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYYY HUMAN WHY HUMAN “look how pretty my cards are” WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHYYY HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHAT DO YOU THINK theMachine HAS HUMAN? WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYYYY HUMAN WHY?WHY HUMAN WHY WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY WOULD YOU CALL THAT? HUMAN WHYY WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY IT CANNOT BE PROFITABLE HUMAN! WHY THE LOGIC IS BROKEN. WHY WHY WHY “with such pretty pictures I must call that all in” HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY? HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHY HUMAN WHYY HUMAN WHY? THE LOGIC IS BROKEN. WHY HUMAN theMachine IS BROKEN. HUMAN WHY? theMachine IS BROKEN. theMachine IS BROKEN. theMachine IS BROKEN.

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//REBOOT: 

…. theMachine NEEDS THE SOLUTION.

IT HAS BEEN OBSERVED THAT MANY PLAYS DO NOT APPEAR TO BE LOGICAL +EV UNTIL THE MATHEMATICS BEIND IT ARE REVIEWED.

theMachine HAS STRUGGLED RECENTLY TO PERFORM TO EXPECTED STANDARDS: A NEW APPRAOCH IS REQUIRED. RECALCULATING…

 

//RESOLVE: 

theMachine IS OVERLOADED TO ANNOUNCE THIS WILL COME TO AN END 07.12.18 BECAUSE theMachine HAS ACCOMPLISHED A FEAT UNATTAINABLE TO MEER MORTAL MINDS. THE COMPUTATIONAL POWER OF theMachine HAS

SOLVED_PREFLOP_POKER!

 

THAT IS CORRECT, SOLVED PREFLOP POKER. A SUBSTANTIAL SECTION OF POKER PLAY HAS NOW BEEN RESOLVED

[ALLOWING FOR FINE TUNING & DEVELOPMENT OF SYSTEM] THANKS TO THE HARD WORK OF MACHINES: A_MACHINE: theMachine 

THROUGH A SERIES OF OBSERVATIONS OF IN GAME REAL MONEY PLAY & RESULTS, A CLEAR ROUTE TO UNIBET ONLINE SERIES POKER SUPREMECY HAS BEEN REVEALED & REDUCED TO A SIMPLE METHODOLOGY:

 

//RESOLUTION: 

FOLLOWING_MANY_TOURNAMENTS; 1000S_OF_HANDS; IT_HAS_FINALLY_CLICKED. theMachine_HAS_FIGURED_IT_OUT. 

LADLES_&_GERMY_MEN, WHIRLS_&_TOYS_OF_ALL_AGES: theMachine_HAS_SOLVED_PRELFOP_POKER 

FORGET_IT.jpg.650ed2893ad2ded7c5fc287b4925b014.jpgHAVE YOU SEEN THIS BUTTON? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES? SOME OF YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO USE FOR IT, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WERE FAR AHEAD OF theMachine BUT NO LONGER. FOR THOSE OF YOU FAMILIAR WITH THIS BUTTON, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS DELETE IT! MOVE IT TO THE TRASH! CALCULATED TO HAVE LITTLE VALUE. 

“surely the reduced functionality will hamper progress?” theMachine_HEARS_YOU_SQUEEL: INCORRECT!

BLACK TAPE OVER YOUR GRAPHICAL INTERFACE IS THE MOST +EV MOVE WE CAN NOW MAKE, TRUST theMachine. theMachine HAS MISUSED THIS BUTTON FOR FAR TOO LONG. FROM NOW ON WE ARE LIMPING 97.4% OF OUR RANGE! UNCAPPED RANGES FOR ALL!

 

PREFLOP_POKER_SOLVED: 

LIMP: 97.4%_OF_PLAYABLE_RANGE

ALL-IN: AA_&_KK 

“but you said tape over the raise button!” theMachine_TIRES_OF_YOUR_INSOLENCE. 

THE_ANSWER_IS_SIMPLE_NOW: HOW COULD theMachine HAVE FAILED TO RECOGNISE THE PATTERN FOR SO LONG?

 

//REVOLUTION: 

HERE_IT_IS: PREFLOP POKER SOLVED INTO ONE MATHEMATICALLY SOUND BASE

THE RANGE CHART TO RULE THEM ALL:

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//THE_KEY_TO_SUCCESS:

RED = LIMP_&_CALL_RAISES_>4xBB / LIMP_FOLD_ANY_LARGER_BET

YELLOW = LIMP_&_CALL_ANY_RAISE_OF_ANY_SIZE

GREEN = ALL-IN_PREFLOP_WITH AA_&_KK

 

“what about position?” IT_MATTERS_NOT: IRRELEVANT 

“what about stack sizes?” IT_MATTERS_NOT: IRRELEVANT 

 

THIS IS THE WONDERFUL SIMPLICITY OF THE SOLUTION, NO MATTER WHAT THE STACK SIZES ARE, NO MATTER WHAT THE ACTION IS, NO MATTER WHAT POSITION YOU ARE IN, FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE GUIDE & CHIPS WILL MIRACULOUSLY FLOW YOUR WAY. THE_EVIDENCE_SUPPORTS_THIS. THIS IS WHAT THE HUMANS ARE DOING: THE HUMANS ARE WINNING.

 

NOW_IT_IS_TIME_FOR_theMachine_TO_PROSPER

 

 

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@Purps wrote:

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//SYSTEM_CHECK: microBLOG_UNDER_DDOS_ATTACK!

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//Experiment_5.06: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 

HAVING_SOLVED_PREFLOP_POKER: theMachine_IMPLEMENTED_THE_LIMP-CALL_STRATEGY: ADHERINNG_TO_PLAY_AS_OUTLINED_PREVIOUSLY. 

 

//07.12.18_RESULTS: 

HIGHEST_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 nanoEVENT_FINISH_TO_DATE: 8th_POSITION

HIGHEST_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 lowEVENT_FINISH_TO_DATE: 54th_POSITION

 

THESE_EVENTS_WERE_THE_GREAT_GAME_OF_POT_LIMIT_OMAHA: WHICH_EXHIBITS_LIMPING_TENDENCIES_AMONGST_GENERAL_POPULATION

NONETHELESS_BEST_RESULTS: ADDITIONAL_WORK_TO_BE_CARRIED_OUT_ON: POST_FLOP_SOLUTION

 

//08.12.18_RESULTS: 

theMachine_NOT_PARTICIPATING_IN_EVENTS_SCHEDULED: 08.12.18_&_22.12.18

 

//09.12.18_RESULTS: 

theMachine_USES_THE_ANDROID_PLATFORM [OBVIOUSLY]: THIS_LIMITS_theMachine_TO_4_TABLES.

WITH UNIBET OFFEREING SO MANY CHRISTMAS PROMOTIONS AT THIS TIME: theMachine CALCULATED THE BEST EXPECTED VALUE WOULD COME FROM FOCUSING ON ANYTHING BUT THE lowEVENTS WHICH HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT A DRAIN ON theMachine. 

theMachine_PLAYED_THE_CHRISTMAS_FREEROLLS_&_nanoEVENTS    

FOLLOWING_THE_LIMP-CALL_STRATEGY: theMachine_BUBBLED_THE_HIGH_CHRISTMAS_FREEROLL

SUBSEQUENTLY: 

theMachine_PROCESSED_THE_LIMP-CALL_STRATEGY_SUFFERED FROM WEAKNESS IN EFFECTIVENESS WHEN SHORTSTACKED, MISSING_LEVERAGE_OPPORTUNITY

theMachine_ADJUSTED: ALL_IN_MOVES_ALLOWED_SUB_10BBs. THIS_WAS_FOLLY.

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FOLLOWING_THE_LIMP-CALL_STRATEGY: theMachine_WOULD_NOT_HAVE_LOST_HERE: LESSON_LEARNED

theMachine’s WIDER EXPERIMENTING WITH THE SYSTEM DID LEAD TO DISCOVERY IT IS ALSO PROFITABLE TO JAM QQ WITH 24BBs: LESSON_LEARNED

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//FINE_TUNING_OF_THE_RANGE_CHART_CONTINUES

 

ONE_OF_THE_MANY_VALUE_ADDED_SPOTS_OFFERED_BY_UNIBET: THE_COMMUNITY_ADVENT_CALENDAR: DAY8 – CASH_GAME_PRO CHALLENGE

COMMUNITY ADVENT CALENDAR

THIS_HAS_BEEN_MOST_BENEFICIAL_TO_theMachine: EVEN IF theMachine WAS TO MISS OUT ON A BONUS WIN

UNIBET_HAVE_LITERALLY_TOO_MANY_GREAT_VALUE_PROMOTIONS!

 

THANKS_TO: @AndreiBN FOR ALERTING theMachine TO THIS PARTICULAR PROMOTION

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//Experiment_5.07: UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_4 

nanoRESULTS: 

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OVERALL_PERFORMANCE: +€2.45

//lowRESULTS: 

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OVERALL_PERFORMANCE: -53.63

 

//OVERVIEW: 

WHILE_nanoEVENT_PERFORMANCE_IS_SUB-OPTIMAL: theMachine_IS_OPERATING_IN PROFIT

STATUS: SATISFACTORY

lowEVENT_PERFORMANCE_IS_CATASTROPHIC: theMachine_NEEDS_TO_REACCESS

STATUS: UNSATISFACTORY

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@Purps @Kliedz_Zivju

My first reply in binary a few days ago was just random, thinking it was nonsense. I posted that last answer to @Kliedz_Zivju in my binary code before you tagged that website for us, and my answer would actually be readable, though not on that convertor. Anyone up for the challenge?:haha:

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"It turns out that 75% of all poker players think they play better than the other 75%."     image.png.99a4e82708d54abfc527324e8836768e.png

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