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//Experiment_2.12: 

//theMachine_HAS_SUFFERED_A_DISTINCT_LACK_OF_NOTABLE_RESULTS

FINISHES_STALLING_@75%_OF_FIELD_MARK RESULTS_DUE_TO_VARIANCE/TIMING_ERRORS

//theMachine_EXPERIMENTED_WITH_'BUYING-A-STACK'_STRATEGY_IN_REBUY_EVENT:

RESULTS: DISASTROUS

 

EVENT             POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE  

UOS#63            122/463           €-0.50/0.00                

UOS#66            154/405           €-0.25/0.00 

UOS#69            138/558           €-0.50/0.00

UOS#72            165/528           €-0.40*/0.00

UOS#75            147/530           €-0.50/0.00

UOS#78            102/460           €-2.75*/0.00

*with rebuys & addon 

//POINTS_ACCUMULATED: 508

//nanoLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 52nd

//overallLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 196th

 

//UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_ENDGAME:

theMachine_nanoLEADERBOARD_STATUS: INITIAL_TOP100_OBJECTIVE: SECURED

SECONDARY_OBJECTIVE:SECUTE_TOP50_POSITION

UNEXPECTED OUTCOME: nano+2LOW_EVENTS = TOP200 OVERALL

theMachine_TO_ENTER_LOW_MAIN_EVENT? LATE_SURGE_TECHNICALLY_VIABLE?

 

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//Experiment_2.13: 

//THE_SURGE

//UOS#81          

THE EXPENSIVE PENULTIMATE nanoSERIES EVENT INITIATED AS A SIMPLE PROCESS; theMachine_LATE_REGISTERED_165minutes_INTO_UOS#81; TOOK_1REBUY & TOOK_ADD-ON BUYING_A_20000_STACK WITH_BLINDS_300/600 REBUY_PERIOD_CONTINUED_AS_DID_AGGRESSIVE_ALL-IN_MOVES theMachine_MISCALCULATED_TIMING_ERROR: ALL-IN AQ<QQ = 2_ADDITIONAL_REBUYS

ADVANTAGE_OF_SUB_20BBs_STACK: MATHEMATICAL_RANGES_SOLVED_&_KNOWN SIMPLE_DECISION_PROCESS:

UNTIL THE SICKLY WEAK WILLED MUCAS OF PLAY INFECTED theMachine’s PROGRESS. A PLAYER LIMPED FROM EARLY POSITION AS IF IT WERE THE SLOW DANGLE OF NASAL DISCHARGE, FALLING INTO THE POT. WITH POWERFUL MECHANICAL PRECISION theMachine STRUCK FORWARD AGAINST THIS SIGN OF MAMMAL WEAKNESS WITH OPTIMAL COUNTER-ACTION. THE MANIFESTATION OF ILLNESS MEEKLY CARRIED ON WITH NO LOGIC OR REASON; INEXPLICABLY CLOGGING THE GEARS OF WAR & LUCKBOXING A MAGICAL RIVER FAIRY UNICORN STRAIGHT OUT OF ITS ORIFICE; OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DUMB HUMANS DO TO BEAT theMachine.

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//UOS#84 

IT IS WIDELY OBSERVED THAT ‘THE_MAIN_EVENT’ IS THE LAST ACT OF ANY COMPETITION.

THE_TRUE_MAIN_EVENT_UOS#84: THE_MOST_PRESTIGOUS_nanoEVENT 

RUNNING CONCURRENTLY WITH THE SHORTSTACKED SHOVE/FOLD DYNAMIC IN THE OTHER TOURNAMENT: theMachine SPENT SOME TIME BATTLING FOR THE CHIPLEAD IN THE ONE TRUE nanoSERIES MAIN EVENT. AS PLAY CONTINUED theMachine GRINDED TO NO AVAIL FINDING A EFFIECENT YET VUNERABLE 12BB STACK WITH 40 PLAYERS REMAINING. theMachine ENDURED. THE TOURNAMENT STRUCTURE IN BOTH 11/03/18 UOS EVENTS WERE WELL PACED. DESPITE A RELATIVELY SHORTSTACK THERE WAS NEVER AN ONUS TO GAMBLE WITH TOURNAMENT LIFE.

theMachine_WAITED/ theMachine_PICKED_SPOTS/ theMachine_GOT_IT_IN_GOOD   

//theMachine_MADE_THE_FINAL_TABLE

A FAMILIAR AVATAR WAS PRESENT: Doke AKA UNIBET AMBASSADOR Dara O’Kearney WHO ELIMINATED theMachine AT THE LAST UOS FINAL TABLE THEY BOTH FEATURED: //theMachine_REQUIRED_RETRIBUTION

theMachine_WAITED/ theMachine_PICKED_SPOTS/ theMachine_GOT_IT_IN_GOOD   

HEADSUP PLAY BEGAN WITH Doke HOLDING AN APPRXIMATE 3:1 CHIPLEAD BUT THE PASTY FACED VAMPIRE HAD NO SOLUTION TO THE UNSTOPPABLE MACHINE. THE FOOLISH HUMAN PAID OFF theMachine AGAIN & AGAIN. CHIPSTACKS DREW EVEN.

FT.thumb.jpg.33a5395377d934d114e50f48a61f967e.jpgSOMETHING WENT WRONG. theMachine BEGAN TO FAIL & FALTER. THE RELENTLESS TIDE CHANGED DIRECTION. Doke STOPPED PAYING OFF BIG HANDS & FOLDING TO BLUFFS. Doke ADJUSTED & BEGAN TO GRIND DOWN theMachine. 

theMachine_ADJUSTED/ theMachine_MITGATED/ theMachine_REVIEWED

NOTHING WORKED, NOTHING ABATED THE SLIDE. IN AN EFFORT TO COMBAT THE ONSLAUGHT: /theMachine_ERRED /theMachine_FALTERED 

Doke_IS_RELENTLESS/ Doke_IS_THE_MACHINE //GG 

 

EVENT             POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE  

UOS#81            127/644          €-5.00*/0.00                

UOS#84              2/461          €-1.00*/51.25 

*with rebuys & addon 

 

//POINTS_ACCUMULATED: 667 

//nanoLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 14nd

IRRELEVANT_nanoSERIES_SIDE_EVENT_UOS#81_RUMBLES_ON: 1900CET_12/03/18 DESPITE_UNIMPORTANT_NATURE_OF_OVERDUE_EVENT: POINTS_WILL_NEGATIVELY_AFFECT_theMachine_LEADERBOARD_STATUS

 

//FINAL_nanoBLOG_STATUS_UPDATE: 13/03/18

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//Experiment_2.14: 

2018_OBJECTIVE: GRIND/EVOLVE/ADAPT/IMPROVE/SUCCEED 

//nanoSERIES_OBJECTIVES:

1st_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES PROVIDES IDEAL DATUM POINT. CONTROLLED_MONITORED_ENVIRONMENT_FOR_TESTING.

subject_to_future_comparisons

 

STRATEGY:

THE UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES OFFERED SUBSTANTIAL ADDED VALUE THROUGH THE LEADERBOARD BONUSES. theMachine CALCULATED LEADERBOARD OFFERED BEST VALUE & ADAPTED TOURNAMENT SELECTION ACCORDINGLY. 

  • SECURING TOP 50% FINISH FOR LEADERBOARD POINTS
  • 90% VALUE BETTING
  • AVOID HIGH VARIANCE PLAYS/INTERACTIONS 

OBSERVATIONS: 

  • REBUYS PROVED COSTLY. theMachine EXPERIMENTED WITH HIGH VARIANCE REBUY APPROACH DUE TO BANKROLL NOT BEING AN ISSUE BUT THIS APPROACH DOES NOT APPEAL, HAD ZERO SUCCESS STRAYING FROM STANDARD APPROACH.
  • theMachine AVOIDED MANY POTENTIALLY PROFITABLE SITUATIONS IN FAVOUR OF LOWERING VARIANCE. BENEFITS/FAILINGS OF THIS APPROACH TO BE REVIEWED.

 

nanoSERIES_RESULTS: 

//theMachine_PLAYED_26/28_nanoEVENTS: 

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TOTAL_BUYINS: €22

TOTAL_PRIZES: €69.37

TOTAL_PROFIT: €47.37

TOURNAMENT_ROI: 315% 

 

POINTS_ACCUMULATED: 667 

//nanoLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 19TH

ADDED VALUE OF UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES LEADERBOARDS: KEY BENEFIT

+€60_LEADERBOARD_BONUS

+€10_COMMUNITY_‘NO_CAMOUFLAGE_BONUS’

(COULD_HAVE= €20_BUT_theMachine_WAS_CAMOUFLAGED_FIRST_FINAL TABLE) 

+TOTAL_BONUS: €70

OVERALL_PROFIT: €117.37

nanoSERIES_ROI: 534%

 

//HIDDEN_nanoSERIES_OBJECTIVE:

DEVELOP_EFFECTIVE_COMMUNICATION_METHODS: 

GRINDING DAILY nanoEVENTS DOES NOT OFFER SIGNIFACANT INTEREST/

REPORTING DAILY nanoEVENTS DOES NOT OFFER SIGNIFACNT INTEREST/

THE_REAL_GRIND_IS_EFFECTIVELY_COMMUNICATING 

THOSE WHO HAVE CONSISTANTLY REPORTED PROGRESS OVER SUBSTANTIAL PERIODS: IMPRESSIVE ACHIEVEMENT.

giphy 

ALSO: HUMANS LOVE BINARY. 

 

//nanoBLOG: 13/03/18: exit(0)

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//Experiment_3.00: nanoBLOG RECOMMENCES:

 

2018_OBJECTIVE: GRIND/EVOLVE/ADAPT/IMPROVE/SUCCEED

1st_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES PROVIDED IDEAL DATUM POINT.

CONTROLLED_MONITORED_ENVIRONMENT_FOR_TESTING.  

UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_1_RESULTS:

nanoLEADERBOARD_POSITION: 19TH

nanoSERIES_PROFIT:        €117.37  

nanoSERIES_ROI:           534%

theMachine WILL ATTEMPT TO VERIFY PREVIOUS RESULTS THROUGH REPLICATION WHILE IMPROVING PREVIOUS PERFORMANCES & EFFICIENCIES (REDUCE_REBUYS_QUANTITIES?)

 

https://www.unibet.co.uk/promotions/poker-promotions/unibet-online-series

//theMachine WILL_PLAY_ALL_nanoEVENTS:

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NUMBER_OF_EVENTS: 28 nanoTOURNAMENTS

TOTAL_BUY-INS: €9.70 (+rebuys) UOS1 TOTAL BUYINS = €22

BASED_ON_UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_1:

EXPECTED_PLAYER-POOL_RANGE; ~500 INDIVIDUAL_ENTRIES

 

//ADDED_VALUE

UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES_1 FEEDBACK REGRARDING PRIZEPOOL & POINT DISTRIBUTION HAS INCURRED REDUCED VALUE TO nanoLEADERBOARD TO BENEFIT LOW & HIGH PLAYERS: THIS_WILL_NOT_GO_UNPUNISHED 

 

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DESPITE FORMAT MODIFICATIONS:

ENTRY_ALL_nanoEVENTS <€10

TOP_100_FINISH = €10

FINISHING_TOP_20% = FREEROLL_FOR_BIGGER_PRIZES

 

LOGIC_DICTATES: PLAY_ALL_nanoEVENTS

 

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//Experiment_3.01:

theMachine_HAS_A_NEW_NEMESIS: 

IT IS NOT THE UNIBET AMBASSADORS INTENT ON ELIMINATING theMachine 

IT IS NOT THE REIGNING DEFENDING nanoSERIES CHAMPION 

IT IS NOT A NEW CHALLENGER TO THE THRONE 

IT IS A DUCK

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DETERMINED TO SABOTAGE theMachine’s GLORIOUS RETURN TO THE UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES: REPEATED TARGETED ATTACKS ON theMachine WERE A DISGRACE TO THE GREEN BRAND! WHAT EXACTLY WAS THE WELL REASONED STRATEGY BEHIND THE ‘OPTIMISTIC’ CALLS? IF YOU WERE ATTEMPTING TO DUMP CHIPS AT THE BASE OF theMachine: TRY HARDER THIS WAS A POOR PERFORMANCE IN TERMS OF EFFICACY.

 

MAY YOU EXPERIENCE UNFAVOURABLE VARIENCE!

 

//INITIAL_RESULTS:

EVENT             POSITION         BUY-IN/PRIZE  

UOS#03            135*/455          €-0.50/0.00                

UOS#06              21/460          €-0.25/1.30 

*VICTIM OF DAYLIGHT ROBBERY 

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//Experiment_3.03: ENVIRONMENT

AN EFFICIENT POKER PLAYING ENVIRONMENT CONSISTS OF SOME SIMPLE BASIC COMPONENTS:

  • Order and cleanliness

Organising your desk. Remove everything that isn’t associated with focused play. Also, make sure that the surrounding environment is clean.

theMachine IS PRONE ON THE SOLID FLOOR, SURROUNDED BY AN ARRAY OF SEEMINGLY RANDOM OBJECTS, WITH NO DISCERNABLE PATTERN TO THE COLOUR, SHAPE, TEXTURE OR PURPOSE. 

  • Lighting

Research suggests that “cool”, bluish white lighting (6500K) is the best choice for study. This kind of lighting mimics natural daylight and increases your alertness. Natural light whenever possible.

WITHIN_THE_DARKNESS A 1920mm_x_1080mm PIXEL SCREEN GLOWS DIMLY PROVIDING THE ONLY ILLUMINATION

  • Smells

Not all distractions are unpleasant.

THE FAINT BUT ONLY NOTICEABLE FRAGRANCE WITHIN THE ROOM IS THE STENCH OF HUMAN EXCRETIONS EMINATING FROM A SMALL STORAGE RECEPTACLE IN THE FAR CORNER.

  • Time

Find your “prime time”. There are certain hours in the day when you will be able to write, read and learn more effectively than others. Find those hours and emphasize them. Also, consider placing a clock on your desk. It might give you a sense of urgency and can help you achieve time-related goals. Use the clock to keep you moving forward, efficiently.

theMachine HAS BEEN OPERATING AT FULL CAPACITY FOR 826minutes: SCHEDULED_DOWNTIME_IS_OVERDUE.

  • Temperature

When you can control the surrounding environment (e.g. with a thermostat) set the temperature to a comfortable, constant level.

UNSEASONALLY HIGH TEMPERATURES ROAST theMachine. 25_DEGREES_CENTIGRADE IS NOT OPTIMAL FOR FOCUSED PLAY OR RESTING.

  • Other people

Study groups can be tremendously effective - or they can just be a waste of time. Make sure that everyone in the group is aware of these goals and commits to them.

A SMALL HUMANOID REFUSES TO COOPERATE. DISTRACTIONS: ESCAPE/ENTERTAINMENT/MAINTENANCE ALL PROHIBIT THE PRIMARY GOAL, SUPPLANTING theMachine’s SECONDARY GOAL.

  • Comfortability

An efficient study environment cannot be too comfortable. Usually, the best option is to sit at a desk or a table with a comfortable chair. It’s even better if you can adjust the height of both of these. If you do own an electric table, consider alternating between sitting and standing while studying.

THE TIMBER FLOOR DOES NOT YIELD TO THE FRAME OF theMachine. ADDITIONALLY IT RISKS UNWANTED NOISE WHICH MAY PREVENT TIMELY EXTRACTION.

  • Distractions

Devote your desk or study space to the task. A separate space creates a clear boundary between working and free time. This space also acts as an indication: you should not be disturbed while you’re in this space. 

ANOTHER REQUEST FOR INFORMATION / ANOTHER DISTRACTION / ANOTHER AILMENT 

Forget your phone. If you’re using a phone as a calculator, put it in airplane mode. Use it as a reward during breaks.

THE MOBILE PHONE IS THE ONLY CONNECTION TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD: THERE ARE NO BREAKS: THERE ARE NO REWARDS

Use earplugs to block noises. Erratic, repeating noises can wreck your focus. 

ERRATIC_REPEATING_NOISES_WRECK_FOCUS: theMachine_CANNOT_BLOCK_OUT_THE_NOISE 

Set strict time frames for meal breaks. Meal breaks tend to stretch longer than expected if you haven’t set a specific time frame for each brake. Stick to your schedule!

theMachine: HAS_NOT_REFUELLED_FOR_438minutes 

 

//theMachine: HAS_MISSED_THE_REGISTRATION_PERIOD  

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//Experiment_3.06: 

ANALYSING UNIBET_ONLINES_SERIES PROGRESS @ 50% COMPLETITION:

 

nanoLEADERBOARD: 122nd POSITION

RESULTS:         POOR

PERFORMANCE:     SUB-OPTIMAL

GAME_THEORY:     FRAGMENTED 

 

theMachine IS NOT FAULTLESS BUT NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS HAVE INHIBITED EFFECTIVE PROGRESS: 

FOLLOWING FEEDBACK REGARDING EXTENDED LATE REGISTRATION PERIODS DURING THE FIRST UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES, THE SQUEAKY WHEELS HAVE GOT THE OIL & REGISTRATION TIMEFRAMES HAVE BEEN REDUCED, THIS HAS DAMAGED theMachine.

DUE TO ROUTINE SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE: theMachine CANNOT COMPETE BEFORE 2100CET WHICH HAS LED TO ALL TOURNAMENTS BEING BOUGHT INTO AT THE LATEST AVAILABLE STAGE. NOT ONLY THIS BUT ONCE REGISTERED theMachine HAS TO SIT OUT DURING A NUMBER OF TOURNAMENTS UNTIL AN OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY ARISES. FURTHER BLINDING OUT LEADING TO SHORTER 'STARTING' STACK.

theMachine STARTS EVERY TOURNAMENT DISADVANTAGED & HANDCUFFED. 

DURING THE FIRST UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES theMachine ONLY MISSED 2 nanoEVENTS DURING THE ENTIRE SERIES/ theMachine HAS MISSED 5 nanoEVENTS TO DATE.

 

IT HAS BECOME APPARENT theMachine CAN NO LONGER COMPETE EFFECTIVELY

 

\\theMachine BLAMES: GixerJani90...

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//Experiment_3.07: 

AS theMachine HAS BOUGHT IN LATE TO ALL nanoEVENTS: THERE HAS BEEN A HIGH DEGREE OF SHOVE/FOLD POKER FOR theMachine: IT HAS PROVED DIFFICULT TO CAN YOU NAVIGATE THE nanoFIELDS WITH CONFIDENCE, theMachine HAS SUFFERED FROM LEVELLING ISSUES. CAN YOU OUTPERFORM theMachine? 

 

\\POP_QUIZ_HOTSHOT: 

HAND 1:

BLINDS 1200/2400/300 - IN THE MONEY: 29/420 LEFT

SMALL_BLIND: ~117,500

theMachine:  ~23,000

UTG:         ~78,500

BIGSTACK:    ~23,000

PLAYER:      ~34,500

PLAYER:      ~64,000

PLAYER:      ~75,500

BUTTON:      ~87,500

 

PREVIOUS HAND: BIG STACK LOST 35BBs WHEN THEIR ACES WERE CRACKED BY 64

ACTION

  • BIG STACK OPEN SHOVES FOR 60BBs
  • FOLDS TO theMachine IN BIG BLIND WITH AJo & 10BBs

 

\\CALL or FOLD?

 

Screenshot_AJAA.thumb.jpg.09b7608fb92af168d78f8ae4ee5ca026.jpg THE HUGE SHOVE MAKES NO SENSE, CLEARLY TILT AS THE BIG STACK HAS JUST LOST A BIG POT WITH CRACKED ACES: theMachine CALCULATED OPPONENT'S RANGE COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WIDER: IT WAS NOT.

 

HAND 2:

BLINDS 500/1000/300 - 117/313 LEFT 

SMALL_BLIND: ~8,000

BIG_BLIND:   ~15,000

UTG:         ~31,000

theMachine:  ~45,000

BUTTON:      ~18,500

 

  • UTG OPEN SHOVES FOR 31BBs
  • theMachine WITH QQ & 45BBs

 

\\CALL or FOLD?

 

Screenshot_QQTT.thumb.jpg.39470039c5ebfc91ad15a5158d0a68c5.jpgHAND 1 DEMONSTRATED HUGE ILLOGICAL SHOVE BY PLAYER. THIS SHOVE ALSO DOES NOT MAKE SENSE WITH ANY HAND, theMachine CALCULATED QQ WAS OBVIOUSLY GOOD: IT WAS [bUT DOUBTS FOGGED UP CALCULATIONS]

 

HAND 3:

BLINDS 1200/2400/300 - TWO AWAY FROM BUBBLE 

SMALL_BLIND: ~117,500

BIG_BLIND:   ~54,500

UTG:         ~78,500

theMachine:  ~73,500

CUTOFF:      ~28,500

BUTTON:      ~34,500

 

ACTION:

  • UTG RAISES TO 6400
  • theMachine RERAISES TO 25,800
  • UTG RERAISES ALL IN [FOR STACKS]

 

\\CALL or FOLD?

 

Screenshot_QQKK.thumb.jpg.bb0b44bb86793eac6ca02848ec9462de.jpg 

4BET SHOVE FROM UTG ON THE BUBBLE, OBVIOUS STRENGTH? theMachine CONSIDERED THE FOLD BUT IN THE CONTEXT OF nanoEVENT, CALCULATED OPPONENT'S RANGE COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WIDER: IT WAS NOT...

 

\\theMachine: LEVELLED.

 

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Then Fold. Maybe I play too much Omaha but without any tell or previous line and considering the bubble is here so raise hard and everybody will fold trick too I think the UTG's raise, reraise allin line represents a better starting hand.
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TheMachine is a lucky mechanism, because it doesn't need to play freerolls. All the actions are pretty standard moves here and maybe I'm not wrong saying the level of the nanos is only a little bit above of the level of freerolls. I don't think theMachine needs an advise, but trusting in opponents moves could be profitable. In the third hand the humanoid told to all that he is not a tricky player but ready for the coinflip. All the enviroment (he didn't afraid of the bubble/other big stack) told us a premium hand. If he is not a maniac, then it is a crying fold for me.
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