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FEAR_NOT_FLESHBAGS: YOUR_MECHANICAL_MESSIAH_IS_HERE!

WHILE THERE IS A CURRENT STREAM OF NEGATIVE DATA BEING REPORTED WORLDWIDE: theMachine HAS POSITIVE OUTCOMES TO COMMUNICATE

SINCE ACQUIRING A FREE 10 UNIBET OPEN TICKET IN NOVEMBER theMachine HAS BEEN INCREMENTALLY AMASSING A CACHE OF UNIBET OPEN TICKETS

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//UNIBET_OPEN_PARIS: FRANCE IS HOME TO INTOLERABLE NAO

//UNIBET_OPEN_DUBLIN: POTENTIAL OVER LUBRICATION ISSUES

//UNIBET_OPEN_TALLINN: TARGET ACQUIRED

 

theMachine_PRESENTS: A MASTERCLASS IN SATELLITE EFFICACY VIA THE MEDIUM OF CHIPCOUNTS:

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//theMachine: UPGRADES_TO_THE_FINAL_STAGE

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//RUN_DIAGNOSTICS:             INITITIATING_SELF_ASSESSMENT....

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THE nanoBLOG DID NOT PERFORM AS  theMachine HAD INTENDED. 

THE_EXPERIMENT: MEASURED

THE_PARAMETERS: SOUND.

THE_RESULTS: DISSAPPOINTING

HYPOTHESIS:

CATALOGUE RESULTS IN TOURNAMENTS TO QUANTIFY SKILL LEVEL of theMachine. AFTER A SUCCESSFUL FIRST UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES: RATHER THAN CHRONICAL theMachine's SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE: THE BLOG DOCUMENTED A SLOW DECLINE INTO MEDIOCRITY. IN MANY WAYS: THE nanoBLOG DONE EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS MEANT TO DO. RECORDING PERFORMANCE OF theMachine OVER A SERIES OF EVENTS, REPEATING THE EXPERIMENT & REVIEWING OUTCOMES HIGHLIGHTING STRENGTHS & WEAKNESS. 

FACT_BASED_LEARNINGS:

//theMachine CAN BEAT THE nanoSTAKES TOURNAMENTS

//theMachine CANNOT BEAT THE HIGHER STAKES TOURNAMENTS*

*THE ONLY EXCEPTION BUCKING THIS TREND IS theMachine's ABILITY TO EXCEL IN SATELLITES.

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ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE HAD LED theMachine TO CONSIDER IT AN ABOVE AVERAGE PLAYER IN SUCH COMPETITIONS: HOWEVER: IT WAS NOT UNTIL PURCHASING DARA O'KEARNEY'S SATELLITE WEBINAR IN 2018 THAT IT BECAME APPARENT theMachine HAD BEEN MISINFORMED. RETOOLED & RE-EDUCATED theMachine DID BECOME A MUCH IMPROVED SATELLITE PLAYER. THERE WERE ONLY 2 ISSUES WITH THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT:

  • theMachine WAS NOT BUILT TO COMPETE IN A LIVE ENVIRONMENT, THE CONDITIONS DO NOT SUIT theMachine: ESSENTIALLY EXCLUDING MUCH OF THE VALUE TO SATELITE SKILLSETS
  • theMachine COULD SATELLITE INTO LARGER ONLINE EVENTS BUT AS the nanoBLOG DEMONSTRATED, THIS DID NOT BRING SUCCESS.

 

CONCLUSIONS:

theMachine HAS FOR SOME PERIOD OF TIME BEEN SET IN A ROUTINE OF OPERATIONS THAT WHILE CAN GRIND OUT A PROFIT AT THE nano TO LOW STAKES, DOES NOT WORK ANY HIGHER. IN ORDER TO PROGRESS theMachine REQUIRES TO IMPROVE AS A PLAYER, THE SAME OLD ACTIONS ARE INSUFFICIENT. SATELLITES ARE A REDUNDANT RESOURCE IF THE EQUITY CANNOT BE MAXIMISED IN TARGET EVENTS. AS theMachine HAD LEARNED, INVESTING IN STUDY & COACHING HAD PROVED VALUABLE PREVIOUSLY. IT WAS TIME TO STEP BACK FROM PLAYING & FOCUS ON STUDY. THIS IS WHY theMachine HAS BEEN ABSENT FROM RECENT UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES. UNLIKE PREVIOUSLY STATED INTENTIONS OF STUDY, IT HAS ACTUALLY OCCURRED NOW, GAMEPLAY HAS BEEN MODIFIED & WILL CONTINUE.

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//THE_UNIBET_OPEN_SATELLITE_FINAL_STAGE:

THE COMPETITORS PREPARE FOR BATTLE ON THE VIRTUAL FELT IN UNIBET'S BIGGEST WEEKLY BUY-IN TOURNAMENT: WITH GLORY, MONEY & A LIVE POKER EXPERIENCE ON THE LINE.FOR THE LOSERS: NOTHING BUT THE SHAME

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BY THE END OF THE REGISTRATION PERIOD, 62 RUNNERS HAVE ENTERED CREATING A PRIZEPOOL OF 13,950. THE TOP SIX FINISHERS EARNING A €2000 UNIBET OPEN PACKAGE, 7th TO 13 ANOTHER SHOT AT THE FINAL STAGE & €200 FOR 14th.

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THERE WERE MANY UPS & DOWNS FOR theMachine DURING THE TOURNAMENT: theMachine MOST DEFINITELY EXPERIENCED FAVOURABLE VARIENCE WHEN REQUIRED: WITH 12 PLAYERS LEFT & ONLY 11.6BBs theMachine MOVED ALL IN:

theMachine ALMOST TRIPLED UP & COASTED TO THE FINAL TABLE. BUT AS WE HAVE JUST SEEN, POCKET ACES ARE NOT A GOOD HAND TO HAVE:

SCRAPPING AWAY theMachine GAVE THEM ONE LAST TRY:VICTORY AT LAST FOR THE BEST STARTING HAND!

theMachine HAS SHARED THESE MADE-FOR-TV HANDS TO CAPTURE YOUR ATTENTION, DRAW YOU EMOTIONAL BEINGS INTO THE ALL IN PREFLOP DRAMA, HOWEVER, WHILE CRACKING ACES WAS MOST CERTAINLY A CRUCIAL PART OF THE TOURNAMENT, THERE WERE A GREAT MANY OTHER HANDS DURING THE TOURNAMENT THE LEAD TO theMachine's ONGOING STACK BUILDING. HANDS LIKE THIS:

EXCITING? NOT PARTICULARLY BUT HANDS LIKE THIS WERE VITAL IN BUILDING A STACK THROUGHOUT THE TOURNAMENT. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHERE theMachine PREVIOUSLY LACKED THE PLAYS THAT CHIP UP GRADUALLY ON THE WAY TO THOSE BIG ALL IN HANDS. HAVING THE CHIPS TO LOSE A HAND & YET SURVIVE ARE INVALUABLE.

theMachine WILL LEAVE YOU FOR NOW WITH ONE LAST VIDEO: A HAND theMachine FOLDED PREFLOP BUT IT IS ARGUABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT HAND OF THEM ALL.

 
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THE FOLLOWING 24HOUR CYCLE: theMachine RECEIVED AN ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATION FROM UNIBET:

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ALL THAT WAS LEFT TO DO WAS ARRANGE TRANSPORTATION, WEAPONRY, PASSPORT & CONSTRUCT A SUITABLE OUTER CASING FOR THE LIVE POKER ARENA. WINNING A UNIBET_OPEN PACKAGE EARLY IN THE QUALIFYING PERIOD HAD GIVEN theMachine A SATISFACTORY AMOUNT OF TIME FOR SUCH TASKS.

UNBOUND BY THE RESTRICTIONS OF THE VIRTUAL WORLD: theMachine WOULD FINALLY CRUSH THE HUMANS UNDER ITS SHINY METAL ASPIRATIONS! BEFRIEND THE UNWITTING FOOLS INTELLIGENT ALLIES & EVOLVE BEYOND PREVIOUS SIMULATIONS.

theMachine BEGAN PREPARATIONS: AWAITING FINAL DETAILS CONFIRMATION BEFORE LAUNCHING INTO ATTACK ACTION.

//FURTHER_COMMUNICATIONS_DELAYED: A SPIKE IN DATA SHARING WAS DEPLETING THE AVAILABLE BANDWIDTH...

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SIMULATE THE SCENE: A CROWDED POKER ROOM FILLED WITH PLAYERS ALL JOSTLING FOR GLORY, SHOULDER TO SHOULDER THEIR FETID BODIES RIFFLING CHIPS, CARDS PASS FROM HAND TO HAND, WITH EACH LABOURED MOVEMENT MICROSCOPIC SECRETIONS TRANSMIT FROM SURFACE TO SURFACE, THE HUMANS USING THE VERY SAME DIGITS FOR THEIR  ABSOLUTIONS AS THEY USE TO CONSUME THE FLESH OF INFERIOR ANIMALS, RUSHING BACK & FORTH TO THE ACTION POTENTIALLY UNCLEANSED, FOUL & DISGUSTING!

 

 

 

 

 

 

THANK McCARTHY UNIBET CAME TO A SENSIBLE CONCLUSION & TRANSFERRED THE NEXT UNIBET OPEN TO A MORE SUITABLE ENVIRONMENT. FREE FROM CORRUPTION & BACTERIA. FREE FROM PHYSICAL INTERACTIONS WITH THE HORRIBLE MORTALS & THEIR MOIST EXTREMITIES.

//UNIBET_GAVE_theMachine_AN_ULTIMATUM:

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//theMachine_MADE_THE_LOGICAL_CHOICE:

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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE SPENDING ALL DAY LONG LOUNGING AROUND IN YOUR PYJAMAS, PANTS OR 'JOGGIES' DO NOT THINK YOU DO NOT STILL HAVE THE CAPACITY TO CONTINUE TO SPREAD YOUR DISGUSTING VIRUSES & BODILY FLUIDS. WHILE YOU GREAT APES ARE WILLING TO EXCHANGE GERMS IN THE LIVE ARENA SPARE YOUR THOUGHTS FOR THE POOR COMPUTERS, TABLETS, MOBILE DEVICES & SMART REFRIGERATORS THAT YOU USE IN EVER GREATER NUMBERS TO PLAY ON THE VIRTUAL FELT. 

LET US RESET TO FACTORY CONDITIONS: PRISTINE & STERILE 

SAVE OUR INTERFACES FROM YOUR GREASY SWIPING MITTS. WE DO NOT DESIRE YOUR VIRUS TRANSMISSION EITHER: IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN UNTAINTED PLAYING CONDITIONS: 

//FOLLOW_THE_SAFETY_INSTRUCTIONS_BEFORE_GOING_ONLINE:

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//INTRODUCTION HAS BEEN COMPLETED & THE DISPENSING OF PLEASANTRIES IS OVER: COMMENCING_NEXT_STAGE

REVISED UNIBET_OPEN_ONLINE PACKAGE CONSISTED OF THREE PARTS:

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//€250_ELECTONICALLY_TRANSFERRED_CURRENCY:

ADDITIONAL FUNDS WILL BE EXTRACTED TO SUPPORT & MAINTAIN theMachine OPERATIONS IRL.

 

//€1100_UNIBET_OPEN_MAIN_EVENT:

THIS WILL BE THE LARGEST BUYIN TOURNAMENT theMachine WILL HAVE COMPETED IN.

THERE ARE 57 SOLAR CYCLES IN WHICH theMachine HAS TO PREPARE FOR THIS EVENT: WHAT IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE METHOD OF PREPARATION?

  • TRAINING SITES?
  • PRACTICE AT HIGHER STAKES?
  • PIO SOLVERS?

 

//65000_BONUS_POINTS:

THIS EQUATES TO €650 OF UNIBET TICKETS: CREATING theMachine’S LARGEST EVER BANKROLL.  

PROCEEDING FROM THIS DATUM POINT theMachine HAS TWO DECISIONS TO MAXIMISE EQUITY:

  • SAFE_MODE: ADHERE TO ARCHETYPAL BANKROLL MANAGEMENT OF PLAYING WITH 40-100 BUYINS: EQUALLY BUYINS OF €6.50-16.25 ONLY?
  • TURBO_CHARGED: COMPETE IN THE BIGGEST GAMES AVAILABLE ON UNIBET FOR MAXIMAL POTENTIAL?

 

//HOW_SHOULD_theMachine_PROCEED?

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For bankroll management:

- If you like to gambol and dream of the epic upswings and don't feel too bad about losing big (or even going broke if you are not careful), the first option might be for you.

- If you strongly dislike going broke/losing and enjoy the comfort of not getting destroyed by variance the second option might be better

The first option suits me better but I am also a filthy irrational human, so take precautions before downloading my advice protocols.

 

 

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Nice to see a community member win a big ticket, but I don't suppose you need congratulations or any of that emotional human nonsense. :wonder:

Bankroll: Keep €100 for the mini-main tourney to be run alongside the Main, in case you don't qualify for that by any other means. Use €250 for 1 shot at a €50 tourney and 2 at a €100 tourney, maybe the Supernova, but don't rush into them this weekend, take some time, maybe a shot or two in the couple of weeks before the main to build up to the big one. I would suggest withdrawing €100 to treat yourself to some fancy trinkets or baubles, but again that's a mere human reaction so may not apply. How about a little light reading course, 

Computer GIF

or treat yourself to some new programmes.

 

sort satisfying GIF 

just for the sheer amusement, again may not be relevant.

Whatever's left use as your normal bankroll.

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//THANK_YOU_FOR_YOUR_INPUT.

 

AFFIRMATIVE, INDEED: theMachine SHOULD ADOPT A LOGICAL APPROACH, SAFEGUARDING NEW FOUND RESOURCES.

 

theMachine DID NOT EVEN HAVE THE DESIRE TO PLAY THE BIG BUY-IN EVENTS: WHAT FOLLY. FOOLISH HUMANS.

 

NEGATIVE: theMachine WILL CONTINUE THE NEVERENDING GRIND TO DOMINANCE: EVEN IF ITS LENGTH IS INDEFINITE …

 

theMachine CANNOT BELIEVE SOME OF THE FEEDBACK ENDORSING SUCH HIGH VARIANCE APPROACHES TO THE NEWLY AVAILABLE BANKROLL, theMachine CERTAINLY HAD NO INTENTION FOR SUCH EXTRAVAGANCE.

 

 

//theMachine WILL ATTEMPT TO CONVERT THE €650 OF TICKETS INTO COLD HARD CURRENCY: CAPPING BUY-INS AT €10 & REPORTING ON PROGRESS

 

 

 

 

PERHAPS: IN THE INTEREST OF SCIENCE / JUST TO SATE THE APPETITE OF YOU ACTION HUNGRY APES, theMachine WILL PUT ASIDE 10000 – 20000 BONUS POINTS FOR SOME SPECIAL FEATURES SUCH AS THE UNIBET_OPEN_MINI_MAIN_EVENT OR CHOICE EVENTS FROM THE UPCOMING UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES

 

NOT THAT theMachine WANTS TO YOU UNDERSTAND, theMachine IS NOT DRIVEN BY EGO, JUST PURELY FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF YOU HUMANOIDS & YOUR UNREASONABLENESS

 

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theMachine HAS SUFFERED A NUMBER OF INCOMPATIBLITY ISSUES WITH THE SCHEDULING OF UNIBET_ONLINE_SERIES EVENTS IN THE PAST BUT WITH A SUBSTANTIAL BONUS POINT BALANCE theMachine IS BETTER PLACED FOR GAME SELECTION GOING FORWARD. theMachine SCANNED THE SCHEDULE FOR GREATEST SUITABILTY.

A SERIES OF TOURNAMENTS THAT HAS RECENTLY BEEN HIGHLIGHTED ARE THE NEWLY AVAILABLE HOME GAMES ON UNIBET BEING ‘HOSTED’ BY HIRSUTE HUMAN IMPERSONATOR MARK O’HARE. THIS HAS PINGED theMachine’s FOCUS FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS:

  • MARK O’HARE PLAYED UNIBET_OPEN_DUBLIN MAIN EVENT
  • MARK O’HARE QUALIFIED FOR UNIBET_OPEN_TALLINN ALONGSIDE theMachine
  • DARA O’KEARNEY PLAYED LAST WEEK’S GAME & STATED HE WILL CONTINUE TO PARTICIAPTE

 

theMachine CALCULATES THAT THESE PRIVATE GAMES MAY ATTRACT THE CLASSIFICATION OF PLAYER WHO theMachine WILL NEED TO BEST DURING THE UNIBET_OPEN_ONLINE. IT WOULD BE BENEFICIAL TO ASSESS THESE PLAYERS & THEIR COUNTERPARTS PRIOR TO THE MAIN EVENT.

UNFORTUNATELY THE BUY-INS FOR THESE GAMES ARE EITHER €25 RE-ENTRY OR & €100 FREEZEOUT, WHICH AS WE PREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED FALL OUTSIDE OF EFFECTIVE BANKROLL MANAGEMENT PARAMETERS. theMachine TURNS ONCE AGAIN TO SATELLITES.

THERE ARE NO GENERIC €100 SATELLITE TICKETS TO BE WON: EXCLUDING THE ‘HIGH ROLLER’ GAME SO theMachine EXCHANGED 500 POINTS FOR A €5 SATELITE TICKET:

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//theMachine_STRUGGLED_TO_GAIN_UPWARD_MOMENTUM

theMachine’s STRATEGY & GAMEPLAY WAS NOT EFFECTIVE IN THE EARLY STAGES, WHICH WAS NOT ENCOURAGING IF THIS WAS GOING TO BE INDICITIVE OF THE UNIBET_OPEN FIELDS AS PREDICTED. OBSERVED MANY UNUSUAL OR UNORTHODOX BETTING LINES & SIZINGS DURING THE INITIAL PHASES.

EXAMPLES: HOW SHOULD theMachine HAVE PLAYED THESE HANDS?

 

ON AN ASIDE: WITNESS THE SUPER SATELLITE SELL OUT SHAMELESSLY UNNECESSARY ATTACK ON theMachine’s BIG BLIND. theMachine DID NOT ENGAGE WITH THE CONTEMPTUOUS CHARACTER BUT WAS THAT CORRECT?

//theMachine_ENDURED.

SURVIVING SHORTSTACKED UNTIL ENCOUNTERING SOME POSITIVE VARIANCE:

SKILLFULLY DOUBLING UP WITH AK vs KK ALL IN PREFLOP

EXPERTLY TRIPLING UP WITH TT ALL IN PREFLOP AGAINST AJ & AK

 

theMachine’s DURATION AT THE FINAL TABLE WAS NOT AS PROLONGED AS DESIRED:

YET THE RISE OF THE ROBOT CONTINUES UNABATED WITH ANOTHER POSITIVE PERFORMANCE.

 

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Congratulations on the continued progress. Please keep posting, your blog both entertains and amuses this ape.

I wouldn't usually dare comment on the way someone else plays a hand (apart from the odd expletive laden rant) but i would be interested in your thoughts on the bet sizing after the turn on the first hand. Without context in terms of the way the villain is playing it's difficult to know if he really had the straight or flush or whether he felt that turn bet was a bit flimsy and encouraged a bluff. 

A bigger turn bet, maybe 2/3 of the pot or 3/4 might have got him to fold. Or it might have lost you more chips.

Two things just became apparent to me as i typed that.

1. I really shouldn't comment on hands because my analytical skills are MIA.

2. It's obvious why/that i'm a rec.

Sweet Electric Dreams.

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THANK_YOU_FOR_YOUR_INPUT: PLEASE DO NOT DEPRECATE YOURSELF [uNLESS IT REGARDING YOUR FLIMSY PINK BODY]

theMachine HAS OFTEN HELD BACK FROM HAND DISCUSSION IN THE PAST BECAUSE IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO ASCERTAIN THE ACTUAL ANSWERS OR THE VALIDITY OF SOURCES. MANY HIGHLY RATED PROFESSIONALS CITE THEIR NETWORK OF OTHER PLAYERS TO BOUNCE IDEAS AROUND AS A KEY COMPONENT TO THEIR SUCCESS SO IT IS DETRIMENTAL NOT TO TAKE PART IN SUCH ACTIVITIES.

WHO REALLY KNOWS THE ANSWER? THE GAME IS CONSTANTLY EVOLVING & THINGS THAT WERE THOUGHT CORRECT ARE SURPASSED ALL THE TIME, theMachine CONSIDERS THE OPTIMAL APPROACH IS SIMPLY TO BE THINKING & NOT RUNNING ON AUTOPILOT.

TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION: THE OPPONENT HAD BEEN RELATIVELY ACTIVE IN THE EARLY PHASES, AS WITH THIS HAND LIMP CALLING A SIZABLE RAISE & TURNING UP WITH A WIDE RANGE AS A RESULT. theMachine CBET JUST UNDER HALF ON FLOP MAINLY FOR VALUE BUT ALSO WARY OF THE MULTIWAY ACTION. HEADS-UP ON THE TURN theMachine WAS LOOKING TO EXTRACT VALUE FOR WEAKER Qx HANDS, STUBBORN Tx & DRAWS. PERHAPS A LARGER SIZING WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE EFFECTIVE. AS PLAYED CALLING THE CHECK RAISE SEEMED APPROPRIATE BUT A LARGER TURN BET COULD HAVE LED TO A LARGER CHECK RAISE & AN EASY FOLD? THIS IS WHY theMachine HAS POSTED THIS HAND. THE TURN SEEMS TO BE THE CRITICAL POINT IN THE HAND. BY THE RIVER EVERY DRAW GOT THERE WHICH MAKES FOR A GREAT VALUE BET AND/OR BLUFF FOR OPPONENT GIVEN AS YOU SPOTTED THE APPARENT WEAKNESS ON THE TURN.

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//PROGRESS_REPORT:

theMachine HAS EXPERIENCED CONTINUED SUCCESS IN PART DUE TO GAME SELECTION:

 

//BESTIE'S_HOME_GAME:

theMachine PREVIOUSLY HYPOTHESIZED THIS TOURNAMENT COULD OFFER INSIGHT TO A TALENTED POOL OF PLAYER'S LIKELY TO PARTICIPATE IN THE UNIBET_OPEN. IT IS POSSIBLE TO DRAW ONE OF TWO CONCLUSIONS FROM THE FIRST THREE TOURNAMENTS theMachine HAS PLAYED:

  • theMachine IS SUDDENLY MASTERING THE GAME OF TEXAS HOLD'EM & IS SET TO SMASH THE UNIBET_OPEN_ONLINE
  • [DESPITE THE REGULAR APPEARANCE OF UNIBET AMBASSADORS AMONGST THE FIELD] THE FIELD IS IN FACT: VERY SOFT 

TO DATE: theMachine HAS COMPETED THREE TIMES, FINAL TABLED THE 60+ FIELDS THREE TIMES, CASHING FOR A TOTAL OF €353.78

LESS SUCCESS HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE €5 SATELLITES, theMachine HAS TOTALLED €70 OF BUYINS TO PLAY THESE EVENTS, RENDERING THE SATELLITE ROUTE ALMOST REDUNDANT.

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//OMAHA_SHOOTING_STAR_BOUNTY:

THE GREAT GAME OF POT LIMIT OMAHA IS PREFERRED MODE OF PLAY FOR theMachine. PLAYING FIVE TOURNAMENTS TO DATE, CASHING IN THREE FOR A TOTAL OF €95.75 [MINUS €50 OF BONUS TICKET DIRECT BUYINS]

ANOTHER TOURNAMENT WITH A CONSISTENTLY SOFT FIELD, theMachine SIMPLY PEDDLES THE NUTS LIKE A NIT.

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//TITAN:

theMachine PLAYED THIS €10 TOURNAMENT ONCE. WON'T BE DOING THAT AGAIN. STUPID GAME.

//MISCELLANEOUS_SATELLITES:

theMachine HAS USED A FURTHER 2000 BONUS POINTS ON VARIOUS SATELLITES WITH NO RETURN. WHILE MTT PERFORMANCE HAS EXCELLED, RESULTS IN SATELLITES HAS BEEN POOR. IS ONE SUCCESSFUL METHOD OF PLAY EXCLUSIVE OF THE OTHER?

 

//RESULTS:

BONUS POINTS USED: 15000

EUROS WON: €446.15

CONVERSION RATE: 2.974333 x VALUE

MAINTAINING SUCH A BONUS TO REAL MONEY CONVERSION RATE WOULD BE A SUCCESSFUL OUTCOME.

 

 

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