D - Dispersion
R - Regular
D: - Hi dude.Can I stay with you?
R: - Our heating is not working. Let me take you to the hotel?
D: - Did you forget that i am cold-blooded creature?
R: - No. But I had to try...
D: - Don't be upset. I am just for a couple of days.
R: - Okay, come on. Where will you sleep?
D: - As always. Between you and Tilt!
R: - Did Tilt come too?
D: - Not yet, but soon...
R: - Ask him not to make noise at night.
D: - LOL!!! I will tell him. Who is this hiding under your bed?
R: - Bankroll. Don't you remember him?
D: - Now remembered! So fat became. What are you feeding him?
R: - Eats everything...but very loves fish!
D: - Let's put him on a diet?
R: - He feels good with such weight
D: - Don't argue with me! Open the table...and don't forget to order a new gaming mouse!
THE END )))
R- regular nl25 holdem
B: - (ingeniously) Can I go to a walk?
R: - Where?
B: - To friends on a HexaPro Mania Party
R: - We are cash players. Sit at home!
B: - Dude! It will be fun
R: - No! thats dangerous for you.
B: - I am not afraid of anything! I am a big boy!
R: - You forgot how you cried last year on UOS?
B: - Now we are stronger!! I sure we will break the Jackpot!
R: - Ok! GO my friend. Be careful. GL
A few hours later.............................................
R: - Hi dude! You look bad. What news?
B: - There is good news and bad....
R: - What a good news?
B: - We definitely get to a top 30 in the rake race!
R: - Great! 4 stacks on our limit. And whats the bad news?
B: - Now you regular NL4.
THE END ))))
Regular and Unibet....Dramatic story!
R: - Who checked your RNG?
U: - We earn poker only 2%
R: - Ok, what about RNG?
U: - RNG is normal
R: - Have а proof?
U: - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
R: - Someone checked RNG?
U: - Yes, someone checked
R: - Have a certificate?
U: - Can you just trust us?
R: - No, I want to be sure that the game is fair!
U: - The game is fair! Shut up and go entertain the fish.
R: - But how, if i lose all the hands?
U: - Ok, ok! On Mondays, we will allow you to rob the fish! Profit not witndraw, you will need it on Thuesday.
R:- Damn... Today is only Thursday... Lord give me strength!
THE END )))