KongHenrik Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 1. You rather want 2 ladies on the botton, instead of 2 ladies in the bed.2. When you are 3 men and 2 ladies in a elevator and you think. Full House.Keep em comming boys & girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minimal Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 i am verifieng an ID with 88k at the and and in my mind i am saying king instead of K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comanimal Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 You should consider yourself lucky, got no pair no draw on my ID, only 9 high.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pirahn Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 When you teach your little one how to count and after 8,9,10 comes j, q, k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicadil Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 When a girl asks if you're flirting with her and you say 'I'm all in' I debateShould I smile like everything's good and pretend that life is greatOr should I let the world see the real me and not hide this painI tried to be like the rest of y'all, sorry I just can'tI'ma probably die this way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GotWhatItTakes Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 When you are looking for a monitor and the salesman asks: "How big?" and your answer is: "24 tables" NO MORE HALF-MEASURES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtyMcFly Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 You know you play to much poker when...You're buying something in a shop and when the assistant tells you the price you try and convert the number into big blinds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KongHenrik Posted November 10, 2016 Author Share Posted November 10, 2016 When your bank balance is your bank roll.When you spot a license place with AA and hope the next car has KK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KampelaFace Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 You know you play to much poker when...You lose all your beer and "cigarette" money. Going to buy some beer and "cigarettes" now. Byeeeeeeeee😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny2192 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 You know you play too much poker when.....you start peeing in bottles rather than going toilet.your aces lose to 72o aipf and your not bothered anymore. your trying to fit opening presents,xmas dinner around when your MTTs are.the only holidays you gave abroad are when you have won a live poker package.you request all your bills to be sent in Big Blinds. You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VikingsAF Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 When you start picking up girls with poker opening senteces:Showing a girl 2 Queens and telling her you now have 3 of a kind. I see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant... It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KongHenrik Posted November 13, 2016 Author Share Posted November 13, 2016 When you wonder if you are running +/- EV with the ladies...When you argue with the local tax people why you dont get rakeback on your taxes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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