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When a girl asks if you're flirting with her and you say 'I'm all in'

I debate
Should I smile like everything's good and pretend that life is great
Or should I let the world see the real me and not hide this pain
I tried to be like the rest of y'all, sorry I just can't
I'ma probably die this way
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You know you play too much poker when.....

you start peeing in bottles rather than going toilet.

your aces lose to 72o aipf and your not bothered anymore.

 your trying to fit opening presents,xmas dinner around when your MTTs are.

the only holidays you gave abroad are when you have won a live poker package.

you request all your bills to be sent in Big Blinds.




You can exchange UO tickets again all is unicorns and rainbows in Unibet land.
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When you start picking up girls with poker opening senteces:

Showing a girl 2 Queens and telling her you now have 3 of a kind. 

I see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant... It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
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