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What is the bird icons next to the cash game tables that sometime appears? I can't find any details on that on the website telling me what it is.

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Online Poker has been solved, they said!

The games are getting unbeatable, they said!

SNG10 is the new SNG 100, they said!

Well, let me share this hand with you, you might enjoy it:

 

Game #1483981189: Table €10 SNG 5 Seat - 15.00/30.00 - No Limit Hold'Em - Total prize €47.50 - 20:14:15 2021/05/07

*** Seated players ***

Seat 1: YOUR BOY WUDU (1910)

Seat 2: Teemu7 (1940)

Seat 3: mistszu (3446)

Seat 4: El072Patron (824)

Seat 5: Lelly (1880)

*** Blinds and button ***

mistszu has the button

El072Patron posts small blind 15

Lelly posts big blind 30

*** Hole cards ***

Dealt to El072Patron [3s 2h]

Dealt to Lelly [Jh Qs]

Dealt to YOUR BOY WUDU [Th 7h]

Dealt to Teemu7 [4d 4h]

Dealt to mistszu [Ks Td]

*** Preflop ***

YOUR BOY WUDU calls 30

Teemu7 calls 30

mistszu raises 60 to 60

El072Patron raises 809 to 824, and is all-in 😁

Lelly calls 794

YOUR BOY WUDU folds 

Teemu7 calls 794

mistszu raises 3386 to 3446, and is all-in

Lelly calls 1056, and is all-in

Teemu7 calls 1116, and is all-in

Uncalled bet returned to mistszu: 1506

*** Showdown ***

*** Flop *** [Ts Kh Kd]

*** Turn *** [Ts Kh Kd] [6d]

*** River *** [Ts Kh Kd] [6d] [5d]

Teemu7 shows [4d 4h], Two pairs, Kings up

mistszu shows [Ks Td], Full House

El072Patron shows [3s 2h], A Pair of Kings

Lelly shows [Jh Qs], A Pair of Kings

mistszu wins main pot, 3326

mistszu wins side pot #1, 3168

mistszu wins side pot #2, 120

El072Patron finished the tournament in 5th place

Lelly finished the tournament in 4th place

Teemu7 finished the tournament in 3rd place

 

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Not even 2 minutes later:

Game #1483982964: Table €10 SNG 5 Seat - 20.00/40.00 - No Limit Hold'Em - Total prize €47.50 - 20:16:06 2021/05/07

*** Seated players ***

Seat 1: YOUR BOY WUDU (1580)

Seat 3: mistszu (8420)

*** Blinds and button ***

mistszu has the button

mistszu posts small blind 20

YOUR BOY WUDU posts big blind 40

*** Hole cards ***

Dealt to YOUR BOY WUDU [Ah Ac]

Dealt to mistszu [7s Ad]

*** Preflop ***

mistszu raises 8400 to 8420, and is all-in

YOUR BOY WUDU calls 1540, and is all-in

Uncalled bet returned to mistszu: 6840

*** Showdown ***

*** Flop *** [Js Th 7d]

*** Turn *** [Js Th 7d] [2s]

*** River *** [Js Th 7d] [2s] [7h]

YOUR BOY WUDU shows [Ah Ac], Two pairs, Aces up

mistszu shows [7s Ad], Three of a kind, Sevens

mistszu wins 3160

YOUR BOY WUDU finished the tournament in 2nd place, and won €15.83

mistszu finished the tournament in 1st place, and won €31.67

 

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We're gonna win on so many levels! We're gonna win, win, win. You're gonna get so tired of winning, you're gonna say: "Mr. President please, we don't wanna win anymore, it's too much!" And I'm gonna say: "I'm sorry, we're gonna keep winning because we're gonna make America great again!"
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Oops 😆   Guess limping those KK with me sitting with 2s on BB wasnt such a good idea

Im running so bad that i was pretty sure he would show there 45 diamonds :classic_ninja:

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I feel like quitting poker, when I see these specimens of people, that I pay with these cards, you say they play bingo, I understand (big blind, small bind), but you are in that position and you pay with these cards, please let poker, if not, I think I'll give up, because I can't compete with these people.😂

 

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Se pare că, cu cât de mult comentezi aceste situații, software-ul te pedepsește din ce în ce mai mult. Cum ne-am putea descurca fără acești jucători fără scrupule și fără nicio idee despre pokerul online.

 

Toate situațiile au fost toate de la început.

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Farseer said:

Streaming Galaxy now w/o delay. https://www.twitch.tv/farseerfinland 

Probably some UOS (5r-50r) later tonight.

 

KOROTA!

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We're gonna win on so many levels! We're gonna win, win, win. You're gonna get so tired of winning, you're gonna say: "Mr. President please, we don't wanna win anymore, it's too much!" And I'm gonna say: "I'm sorry, we're gonna keep winning because we're gonna make America great again!"
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When these situations will end, surely whoever loses such games in a row will run away, without regrets from these tables.

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Tell me your opinion on how to play against these lucky ones, I think in vain I concentrate that such "pope milk" are everywhere.

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@SCOBYI've played with you in the same the only few times, but seen you go like 50bb+ all in feom UTG with A7o and other oretty bad hands. And your all-in percent is way more than your raise percent based on that. When your constantly doing that, you basically make people to take those lotterys with ev+ hands. Try to play some strat poker in the middle and you might surprise yourself how much more chips you can win with good hands.

 

And specially when your playing this micros and freerolls, people basically don't give a F, what they are holding when your shoving three times in the first 5 hands. 

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More and more disappointing, tickets lost in a week of about 40 euros, and the software more and more angry with me.🤣 

Is imposibil win for me !!!🥶

 

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Tired of explaining, if the software doesn't want you, it's just not what to do, just wait maybe my turn will come.🙃

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@SCOBYCould you make a a post where you show all your PFAI hands? I'm not saying that KK is a bad all-in hand there but without shoving it PF you could still have chips after that flop. I know, that it's hard to fold good hands but four ways in a A-high flop KK should be an easy fold. 

 

 

 

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@Pionrj🙂

Yes, you're right, but I still think that the software is mad at me, otherwise I can't explain how I lose one by one, with all the big pairs, I understand, one, two, but the coincidence is very high to lose them one by one.🙂,

So leave it at that, because commenting calms me down😉

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